post in the style of another Pit Member

Heineken Helen

The Champ wrote:

I'm Irish and I know everything about everything and I will post until you believe me :( ..

You're learnin

By the way I can see through your Anti-American anti-semitic lies! You disgust me!

chopitdown

Collin wrote:

ahh the memories *sits back and reminisces*... ok, done reminiscing

Collin

chopitdown wrote:

ahh the memories *sits back and reminisces*... ok, done reminiscing

He was truly a master of debate.

edit: *topic intergrity please*






...that's right, two birds, one stone. I rule.

Heineken Helen

Collin wrote:

He was truly a master of debate.

I'm sure he still is... somewhere! Oh I think I still have him as a friend on myspace

TrixieCat

Bitches ain't shit, but I would tap that from behind anyway.
Hand me a Natty.

TrixieCat

The little man projectile vomitted across his room this morning into my coffee and the other kids are missing limbs from a fight that broke out in the bathroom.
My wife hates PJ. I am crying in my beer if they play Black in Hartford.
I love you guys.

pjtradeking

This thread is useless without pics!!

Collin

Am I evil?

I just threw a some left over food in the garbage can, but then my wife came home and she was hungry so I told her I'd cook dinner. I took the dirty food out of the trash can, put it in the microwave and served it to her.

Then I went to the store and parked on the spot reserved for people with a handicap. I went in and bought some glue (to replace with my sister's tooth paste).

When I came back, my radio was stolen from out my car. Damn Gypsies!

Heineken Helen

TrixieCat wrote:

The little man projectile vomitted across his room this morning into my coffee and the other kids are missing limbs from a fight that broke out in the bathroom.
My wife hates PJ. I am crying in my beer if they play Black in Hartford.
I love you guys.

No you're wrong, Pearl Jam will NOT play black in hartford. They're not even PLAYING Hartford. I know this cos I'm a superfan and you're not.

TrixieCat

Right, I would sit around here and waste time figuring out the square root of the bag of beans that is your head, but I have to go paint a picture of a fluffy mountain of pee-pee with the back of my head and call it modern art.
Oh, and the missus needs me.

TrixieCat

Collin wrote:

Am I evil?

I just threw a some left over food in the garbage can, but then my wife came home and she was hungry so I told her I'd cook dinner. I took the dirty food out of the trash can, put it in the microwave and served it to her.

Then I went to the store and parked on the spot reserved for people with a handicap. I went in and bought some glue (to replace with my sister's tooth paste).

When I came back, my radio was stolen from out my car. Damn Gypsies!

Oh NO you didn't.
:eek:

markymark550

If you could get to deliver Ed his pizza one night, what would you say to Ed? Also, would you pissed if he stiffed you on the tip? lol


***add poll***
1. You Rock!
2. Here's your pizza Mr. Vedder.
3. I love you!
4. Let Stone sing
5. Holy fucking shit it really is you Eddie
6. Play _______ (closest big city near you)
7. Just do your job and give him his pizza
8. Other - please explain

failedpersephone

o nevrmind.

TrixieCat

You just said that the sky is blue and I just said the sky is orange.
Why is that different? What don't you understand?
And if I want to give my niece a prezzie, then fuck, I will. wtf?
What is so hard to understand about kids need prezzies???

failedpersephone

TrixieCat wrote:

You just said that the sky is blue and I just said the sky is orange.
Why is that different? What don't you understand?
And if I want to give my niece a prezzie, then fuck, I will. wtf?
What is so hard to understand about kids need prezzies???

bwaahahahahaaaa!!!! 'prezzies" hahahahaaaa

Heineken Helen

My name is fins and I may be the only person here who actually DOES know everything... but yet I manage to be not in the least bit condescending. How do I do it? Is it through my wonderful music? Perhaps I should go to a hypnotist to find out.

Hitch-Hiker

These are all going waaaayyyy over my head. I gotta pay more attention here.

Steve Dunne

Fook off Steve and go buy your own bottle of Paddy's!!!!!!!

Heineken Helen

Hitch-Hiker wrote:

These are all going waaaayyyy over my head. I gotta pay more attention here.

You might know this one:


Ok, what do I do, go to the concert or not? I'm lost, I don't think I know where I am. I LOST MY CAMERA BOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO... no that's not my camera, that's YOURS... mine's gone forever... oh say can you see, by the dawns early light... oh fuck, I'm Canadian :eek:

decides2dream

dunkman wrote:

*I* have no preference whatsover.. c'est la vie.. its what I/we/you want and thats what counts/matters. quid pro quo.. as Mr dream once said, but *I* dont know if thats what he said, more thining thats what he thought.. although *thinking* is ok if thats what you like.. mea culpa.. i prefer *me* *you* *them*

so what those people do is up to them.. thats what flavours life.. not that i need my life flavoured but happiness is for you/me/men/women/marmosets/etc

ad nauseum etc

*I* have no preference whatsover.. c'est la vie.. its what I/we/you want and thats what counts/matters. quid pro quo.. as Mr dream once said, but *I* dont know if thats what he said, more thining thats what he thought.. although *thinking* is ok if thats what you like.. mea culpa.. i prefer *me* *you* *them*

so what those people do is up to them.. thats what flavours life.. not that i need my life flavoured but happiness is for you/me/men/women/marmosets/etc

ad nauseum etc

*I* have no preference whatsover.. c'est la vie.. its what I/we/you want and thats what counts/matters. quid pro quo.. as Mr dream once said, but *I* dont know if thats what he said, more thining thats what he thought.. although *thinking* is ok if thats what you like.. mea culpa.. i prefer *me* *you* *them*

so what those people do is up to them.. thats what flavours life.. not that i need my life flavoured but happiness is for you/me/men/women/marmosets/etc

ad nauseum etc

*I* have no preference whatsover.. c'est la vie.. its what I/we/you want and thats what counts/matters. quid pro quo.. as Mr dream once said, but *I* dont know if thats what he said, more thining thats what he thought.. although *thinking* is ok if thats what you like.. mea culpa.. i prefer *me* *you* *them*

so what those people do is up to them.. thats what flavours life.. not that i need my life flavoured but happiness is for you/me/men/women/marmosets/etc

ad nauseum etc

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decides2dream

well done!

dunkman wrote:

disclaimer: please only post about someone who truly loves you and wont be offended... this is purely for fun!!!

you think i truly love you though?
HA!








i am awesomeness encapsulated. you are entitled to have an opinion, but of course mine is right because i am so awesome.

TrixieCat

Hitch-Hiker wrote:

These are all going waaaayyyy over my head. I gotta pay more attention here.

Mine about the prezzies is Helen.
And the one I wrote about my balls being nicked is Byrnzie and the one about painting a picture of pee pee is Dunk.

I know Helen doesn't love me but I hope she knows it was in good fun.

Hitch-Hiker

Heineken Helen wrote:

You might know this one:


Ok, what do I do, go to the concert or not? I'm lost, I don't think I know where I am. I LOST MY CAMERA BOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO... no that's not my camera, that's YOURS... mine's gone forever... oh say can you see, by the dawns early light... oh fuck, I'm Canadian :eek:

I Got it, I got it!!! - she's in my sig
I was kinda hoping for an impression of me there though, but I'm not Canadian Are my posts just too nondescript to lampoon?

Heineken Helen

TrixieCat wrote:

Mine about the prezzies is Helen.
And the one I wrote about my balls being nicked is Byrnzie and the one about painting a picture of pee pee is Dunk.

I know Helen doesn't love me but I hope she knows it was in good fun.

It's alright cos I know you don't love me and I already got ya earlier in the thread so we're even oh and... it's pressies

Heineken Helen

Hitch-Hiker wrote:

I Got it, I got it!!! - she's in my sig
I was kinda hoping for an impression of me there though, but I'm not Canadian Are my posts just too nondescript to lampoon?

can I post a picture of ya? That would kinda sum it up better me thinks!

Hitch-Hiker

Heineken Helen wrote:

can I post a picture of ya? That would kinda sum it up better me thinks!

awww crap, what did you have in mind?

Heineken Helen

Hitch-Hiker wrote:

awww crap, what did you have in mind?

Lol, there's a lovely one of you Jason and Dave a few weeks ago

anyway... thread integrity and all that :eek:

Hitch-Hiker

Heineken Helen wrote:

Lol, there's a lovely one of you Jason and Dave a few weeks ago

anyway... thread integrity and all that :eek:

Ok, back on track....

I post 17 threads per hour! and I vote no.

ok, that was pretty lame.

haffajappa

Heineken Helen wrote:

You might know this one:


Ok, what do I do, go to the concert or not? I'm lost, I don't think I know where I am. I LOST MY CAMERA BOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO... no that's not my camera, that's YOURS... mine's gone forever... oh say can you see, by the dawns early light... oh fuck, I'm Canadian :eek:

wouldnt ahve a clue either....
ok here's my try:





















...
did you get it?
its silence... 'cos i'm passed out by 11:30.

ledvedderman

(I'm going to pull out a oldie but a goodie for anyone that was on The Moving Train a couple years ago)

killing babbies is just immortal

Heineken Helen

doin'the-evolution wrote:

wouldnt ahve a clue either....
ok here's my try:





















...
did you get it?
its silence... 'cos i'm passed out by 11:30.

and on that note.... happy weekend