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dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
edited July 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
so fucking Ireland and its rugby team is playing on a fucking sunday... that breaks like 14 laws of rugby!!!! yas never know why fucking laws of rugby are broken but all i'm saying is fucking fuck off to Israel.. the FBI read my posts so i better fucking watch if yas all know what i mean



Heineken Helen

;)


disclaimer: please only post about someone who truly loves you and wont be offended... this is purely for fun!!! :):)
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    Scotland invented the world and I'm really funny!
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • Hitch-HikerHitch-Hiker Posts: 2,873
    Brain of c :D
    I'll Ride The Wave Where It Takes Me
  • Super VedderSuper Vedder Posts: 1,531
    i need to go the gym but i cant go at this time cos there might be loads of people there, i need to see my shrink but they will shout at me, i cant get out of bed, i hate myself, nobody else in life has problems, woe is me!
    Black, the greatest without a doubt........
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    SLAGS!!!!!!

    :D
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • reeferchiefreeferchief Posts: 3,569
    Summers great the girls wear less clothes and the testosterone makes me even more self righteous and all knowing than usual. - NYPJ11
    Can not be arsed with life no more.
  • reeferchiefreeferchief Posts: 3,569
    i need to go the gym but i cant go at this time cos there might be loads of people there, i need to see my shrink but they will shout at me, i cant get out of bed, i hate myself, nobody else in life has problems, woe is me!

    LMAO.:D
    Can not be arsed with life no more.
  • Super VedderSuper Vedder Posts: 1,531
    LMAO.:D

    i was a bit worried about typing that, is it a bit TOO snide???
    Black, the greatest without a doubt........
  • It's not a fooking Lake! it's a fooking Loch! ya wonky wee bastard!

    op

    :D
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    sorry you who know who ya are :D but ya make it too easy
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • reeferchiefreeferchief Posts: 3,569
    i was a bit worried about typing that, is it a bit TOO snide???

    Nope, it was perfect.:)
    She gets worse shit in her threads anyway.
    Can not be arsed with life no more.
  • Super VedderSuper Vedder Posts: 1,531
    Nope, it was perfect.:)
    She gets worse shit in her threads anyway.

    Who does? I don't even know who i was impersonating ;):D
    Black, the greatest without a doubt........
  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    Haha! this thread is too funny! :D
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • reeferchiefreeferchief Posts: 3,569
    Who does? I don't even know who i was impersonating ;):D

    It's a good job everyone else does then mr amnesiac.:)
    Can not be arsed with life no more.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    so iread this book about living of dust and how i solely will be able to save the world by recycling my own saliva. It changed my life forever. I need to work out how to construct a helmet out of carrots so i can mine my own coal.

    Harmless Little F*** ( during his live off grid period )
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    so i read this book about living off dust and how i solely will be able to save the world by recycling my own saliva. It changed my life forever. I need to work out how to construct a helmet out of carrots so i can mine my own coal.

    Harmless Little F*** ( during his live off grid period )
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Super VedderSuper Vedder Posts: 1,531
    Kid Rock and dogs oh how i love you both!!!!!!!
    Black, the greatest without a doubt........
  • Super VedderSuper Vedder Posts: 1,531
    dam TRIPLE post!!!!!
    Black, the greatest without a doubt........
  • Super VedderSuper Vedder Posts: 1,531
    dam TRIPLE post!!!
    Black, the greatest without a doubt........
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    This smelly chick bought me muffins the other day when I was on the beach being a tanned god,,, I thanked her for the muffins lol!!

    She was a cougar,,, but she thought my hair was too long,, lmao!

    I only had it cut 3 hours ago but being a tanned muffin chomping god can be hard work.

    Go RANGER’S



    it can only be NYPJ1 ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    dunkman wrote:
    so iread this book about living of dust and how i solely will be able to save the world by recycling my own saliva. It changed my life forever. I need to work out how to construct a helmet out of carrots so i can mine my own coal.

    Harmless Little F*** ( during his live off grid period )

    You forgot a vital word....

    "Sarah"

    ;)
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Nite jammers!... :)





    Aus Suz :D:D:D
    wah
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    A phonecall
    397 days to go
    a pimple :)
    a photograph
    a flag
    a tree
    a pistachio nut
    a lamppost



    Sorry you pair :p
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    you sir are a blackguard and a cad for talking about sheep like that. So good day to you sir.

    Jamie UK.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Things white people like #3456768:

    Starting threads on the official messageboard of insufferably white rock bands where the member pretends to be other white people for the sake of their own white amusement. Anyone else who finds it amusing is almost certainly caucasian.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    I'm writing a thesis on the deevolutionary theory of bollox and I need help, Shakespeare once said 'if you can't write a thesis you're fucked' and I can't sleep because I need it for tomorrow morning. Oh and I'm in love with my best friend :o
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    I'm writing a thesis on the deevolutionary theory of bollox and I need help, Shakespeare once said 'if you can't write a thesis you're fucked' and I can't sleep because I need it for tomorrow morning. Oh and I'm in love with my best friend :o
    oh OHHHHHH

    that's just low.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Existentialism has a theological dimension. Though Heidegger rejects the label of atheist, he also denies to the Being of which he speaks the essential qualifications of divinity, inasmuch as it is not the ultimate cause and the Good. But Jaspers, in his last writings, emphasized more and more the religious character of faith in transcendence. Faith is the way to withdraw from the world and to resume contact with the Being that is beyond the world. Faith is life itself, in that it returns to the encompassing Whole and allows itself to be guided and fulfilled by it. Jaspers has even developed a theology of history. He speaks of an axial age, which he places between the 8th and 2nd centuries before Christ, the age in which the great religions and the great philosophers of the Orient arose—Confucius and Lao-tzu, the Upanisads, Buddha, Zoroaster, the great prophets of Israel—and in Greece the age of Homer and of classical philosophy as well as Thucydides and Archimedes.


    Jeremy1012 describing a 6 year old's poem about monkeys.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    *I* have no preference whatsover.. c'est la vie.. its what I/we/you want and thats what counts/matters. quid pro quo.. as Mr dream once said, but *I* dont know if thats what he said, more thining thats what he thought.. although *thinking* is ok if thats what you like.. mea culpa.. i prefer *me* *you* *them*

    so what those people do is up to them.. thats what flavours life.. not that i need my life flavoured but happiness is for you/me/men/women/marmosets/etc

    ad nauseum etc

    *I* have no preference whatsover.. c'est la vie.. its what I/we/you want and thats what counts/matters. quid pro quo.. as Mr dream once said, but *I* dont know if thats what he said, more thining thats what he thought.. although *thinking* is ok if thats what you like.. mea culpa.. i prefer *me* *you* *them*

    so what those people do is up to them.. thats what flavours life.. not that i need my life flavoured but happiness is for you/me/men/women/marmosets/etc

    ad nauseum etc

    *I* have no preference whatsover.. c'est la vie.. its what I/we/you want and thats what counts/matters. quid pro quo.. as Mr dream once said, but *I* dont know if thats what he said, more thining thats what he thought.. although *thinking* is ok if thats what you like.. mea culpa.. i prefer *me* *you* *them*

    so what those people do is up to them.. thats what flavours life.. not that i need my life flavoured but happiness is for you/me/men/women/marmosets/etc

    ad nauseum etc

    *I* have no preference whatsover.. c'est la vie.. its what I/we/you want and thats what counts/matters. quid pro quo.. as Mr dream once said, but *I* dont know if thats what he said, more thining thats what he thought.. although *thinking* is ok if thats what you like.. mea culpa.. i prefer *me* *you* *them*

    so what those people do is up to them.. thats what flavours life.. not that i need my life flavoured but happiness is for you/me/men/women/marmosets/etc

    ad nauseum etc

    -


    decides2dream
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    dunkman wrote:
    Existentialism has a theological dimension. Though Heidegger rejects the label of atheist, he also denies to the Being of which he speaks the essential qualifications of divinity, inasmuch as it is not the ultimate cause and the Good. But Jaspers, in his last writings, emphasized more and more the religious character of faith in transcendence. Faith is the way to withdraw from the world and to resume contact with the Being that is beyond the world. Faith is life itself, in that it returns to the encompassing Whole and allows itself to be guided and fulfilled by it. Jaspers has even developed a theology of history. He speaks of an axial age, which he places between the 8th and 2nd centuries before Christ, the age in which the great religions and the great philosophers of the Orient arose—Confucius and Lao-tzu, the Upanisads, Buddha, Zoroaster, the great prophets of Israel—and in Greece the age of Homer and of classical philosophy as well as Thucydides and Archimedes.


    Jeremy1012 describing a 6 year old's poem about monkeys.
    :D That WOULD be funny if it wasn't wholly inaccurate. I despise critical analysis of any poetry and purposefully didn't take the advanced extension A level because it was a) unnecessary for uni and b) has been known to have questions on the poetry of 6 year-olds. Seriously :p I figured that even I couldn't bullshit THAT much. Writing for 3 hours on "My treehouse".
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
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