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Collin wrote:Am I evil?
I just threw a some left over food in the garbage can, but then my wife came home and she was hungry so I told her I'd cook dinner. I took the dirty food out of the trash can, put it in the microwave and served it to her.
Then I went to the store and parked on the spot reserved for people with a handicap. I went in and bought some glue (to replace with my sister's tooth paste).
When I came back, my radio was stolen from out my car. Damn Gypsies!
:eek:Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
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If you could get to deliver Ed his pizza one night, what would you say to Ed? Also, would you pissed if he stiffed you on the tip? lol
***add poll***
1. You Rock!
2. Here's your pizza Mr. Vedder.
3. I love you!
4. Let Stone sing
5. Holy fucking shit it really is you Eddie
6. Play _______ (closest big city near you)
7. Just do your job and give him his pizza
8. Other - please explain0 -
o nevrmind.IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.0 -
You just said that the sky is blue and I just said the sky is orange.
Why is that different? What don't you understand?
And if I want to give my niece a prezzie, then fuck, I will. wtf?
What is so hard to understand about kids need prezzies???Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
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TrixieCat wrote:You just said that the sky is blue and I just said the sky is orange.
Why is that different? What don't you understand?
And if I want to give my niece a prezzie, then fuck, I will. wtf?
What is so hard to understand about kids need prezzies???IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.0 -
My name is fins and I may be the only person here who actually DOES know everything... but yet I manage to be not in the least bit condescending. How do I do it? Is it through my wonderful music? Perhaps I should go to a hypnotist to find out.The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you0 -
These are all going waaaayyyy over my head. I gotta pay more attention here.I'll Ride The Wave Where It Takes Me0
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Fook off Steve and go buy your own bottle of Paddy's!!!!!!!I love to turn you on0
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Hitch-Hiker wrote:These are all going waaaayyyy over my head. I gotta pay more attention here.
Ok, what do I do, go to the concert or not? I'm lost, I don't think I know where I am. I LOST MY CAMERA BOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO... no that's not my camera, that's YOURS... mine's gone forever... oh say can you see, by the dawns early light... oh fuck, I'm Canadian :eek:The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you0 -
dunkman wrote:*I* have no preference whatsover.. c'est la vie.. its what I/we/you want and thats what counts/matters. quid pro quo.. as Mr dream once said, but *I* dont know if thats what he said, more thining thats what he thought.. although *thinking* is ok if thats what you like.. mea culpa.. i prefer *me* *you* *them*
so what those people do is up to them.. thats what flavours life.. not that i need my life flavoured but happiness is for you/me/men/women/marmosets/etc
ad nauseum etc
*I* have no preference whatsover.. c'est la vie.. its what I/we/you want and thats what counts/matters. quid pro quo.. as Mr dream once said, but *I* dont know if thats what he said, more thining thats what he thought.. although *thinking* is ok if thats what you like.. mea culpa.. i prefer *me* *you* *them*
so what those people do is up to them.. thats what flavours life.. not that i need my life flavoured but happiness is for you/me/men/women/marmosets/etc
ad nauseum etc
*I* have no preference whatsover.. c'est la vie.. its what I/we/you want and thats what counts/matters. quid pro quo.. as Mr dream once said, but *I* dont know if thats what he said, more thining thats what he thought.. although *thinking* is ok if thats what you like.. mea culpa.. i prefer *me* *you* *them*
so what those people do is up to them.. thats what flavours life.. not that i need my life flavoured but happiness is for you/me/men/women/marmosets/etc
ad nauseum etc
*I* have no preference whatsover.. c'est la vie.. its what I/we/you want and thats what counts/matters. quid pro quo.. as Mr dream once said, but *I* dont know if thats what he said, more thining thats what he thought.. although *thinking* is ok if thats what you like.. mea culpa.. i prefer *me* *you* *them*
so what those people do is up to them.. thats what flavours life.. not that i need my life flavoured but happiness is for you/me/men/women/marmosets/etc
ad nauseum etc
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decides2dream
well done!dunkman wrote:disclaimer: please only post about someone who truly loves you and wont be offended... this is purely for fun!!!
you think i truly love you though?
HA!
i am awesomeness encapsulated. you are entitled to have an opinion, but of course mine is right because i am so awesome.Stay with me...
Let's just breathe...
I am myself like you somehow0 -
Hitch-Hiker wrote:These are all going waaaayyyy over my head. I gotta pay more attention here.
And the one I wrote about my balls being nicked is Byrnzie and the one about painting a picture of pee pee is Dunk.
I know Helen doesn't love me but I hope she knows it was in good fun.Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
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Heineken Helen wrote:You might know this one:
Ok, what do I do, go to the concert or not? I'm lost, I don't think I know where I am. I LOST MY CAMERA BOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO... no that's not my camera, that's YOURS... mine's gone forever... oh say can you see, by the dawns early light... oh fuck, I'm Canadian :eek:I Got it, I got it!!! - she's in my sig
I was kinda hoping for an impression of me there though, but I'm not CanadianAre my posts just too nondescript to lampoon?
I'll Ride The Wave Where It Takes Me0 -
TrixieCat wrote:Mine about the prezzies is Helen.
And the one I wrote about my balls being nicked is Byrnzie and the one about painting a picture of pee pee is Dunk.
I know Helen doesn't love me but I hope she knows it was in good fun.so we're even
oh and... it's pressies
The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you0 -
Hitch-Hiker wrote:
I Got it, I got it!!! - she's in my sig
I was kinda hoping for an impression of me there though, but I'm not CanadianAre my posts just too nondescript to lampoon?
can I post a picture of ya? That would kinda sum it up better me thinks!
The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you0 -
Heineken Helen wrote:
can I post a picture of ya? That would kinda sum it up better me thinks!
I'll Ride The Wave Where It Takes Me0 -
Hitch-Hiker wrote:awww crap, what did you have in mind?
anyway... thread integrity and all that :eek:The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you0 -
Heineken Helen wrote:Lol, there's a lovely one of you Jason and Dave a few weeks ago
anyway... thread integrity and all that :eek:
I post 17 threads per hour! and I vote no.
ok, that was pretty lame.I'll Ride The Wave Where It Takes Me0 -
Heineken Helen wrote:You might know this one:
Ok, what do I do, go to the concert or not? I'm lost, I don't think I know where I am. I LOST MY CAMERA BOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO... no that's not my camera, that's YOURS... mine's gone forever... oh say can you see, by the dawns early light... oh fuck, I'm Canadian :eek:
ok here's my try:
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did you get it?
its silence... 'cos i'm passed out by 11:30.live pearl jam is best pearl jam0 -
(I'm going to pull out a oldie but a goodie for anyone that was on The Moving Train a couple years ago)
killing babbies is just immortal0 -
doin'the-evolution wrote:wouldnt ahve a clue either....
ok here's my try:
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did you get it?
its silence... 'cos i'm passed out by 11:30.and on that note.... happy weekend
The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you0
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