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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Bea Arthur was trying to stiff me for the cost of the rental tuxedo but I told her NO way! that circle jerk was just too gritty to rinse off what with her open invitation to the cast of "Taxi"

    the cleaning bill alone may just break my bank!!
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • haffajappahaffajappa British Columbia Posts: 5,955
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    :D and on that note.... happy weekend :p
    teeeheheheheh....

    not even teh weekend here yet! only 9am on a friday...
    got up early to do some paper work for mom but nothing is being accomplished because your country is doing its best to distract me :)

    ps helen.... have i seen this pic you speak of??!! COS I WANT TO!
    live pearl jam is best pearl jam
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    It's alright cos I know you don't love me and I already got ya earlier in the thread :p so we're even :) oh and... it's pressies :p
    I don't know you well enough to "love" you. But I like you.
    And where did you get me? :confused: lol
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    stone gossard does his morning yoga with me sitting on his face.
    I love to turn you on
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Bea Arthur was trying to stiff me for the cost of the rental tuxedo but I told her NO way! that circle jerk was just too gritty to rinse off what with her open invitation to the cast of "Taxi"

    the cleaning bill alone may just break my bank!!

    Damn this poster sounds hot! Please tell me who it is so I can pay them a visit!!! :D
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    stone gossard does his morning yoga with me sitting on his face.
    Bahahahahahaha! I spit up my juice! :D:D:D
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    Who am I
    I wanna bang my hot coworker. She is a cougar for sure! I was gonna ask her out but i got splashed from a car on the corner and now it looks like I pissed my pants. Oh well.
    Oh yea and i had a chance to bang an hot as chic wiht no strings attached and I BLEW IT! Waaaaaaaaaa!
    ;):D
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    Collin wrote:
    Am I evil?

    I just threw a some left over food in the garbage can, but then my wife came home and she was hungry so I told her I'd cook dinner. I took the dirty food out of the trash can, put it in the microwave and served it to her.

    Then I went to the store and parked on the spot reserved for people with a handicap. I went in and bought some glue (to replace with my sister's tooth paste).

    When I came back, my radio was stolen from out my car. Damn Gypsies!
    Son of a bitch!!!!!
    Hahahahahahaha]
    Fucker!!
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Damn this poster sounds hot! Please tell me who it is so I can pay them a visit!!! :D
    DAYUM!
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • reeferchiefreeferchief Posts: 3,569
    Orly, I feckin be telling ye's I type like I talk, my keyboard is fluent in the irish jibb ya lil feckers.
    Can not be arsed with life no more.
  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    Super Vedder wrote:
    i need to go the gym but i cant go at this time cos there might be loads of people there, i need to see my shrink but they will shout at me, i cant get out of bed, i hate myself, nobody else in life has problems, woe is me!
    Hahahahahahaha
    This thread is funny as hell.
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • haffajappahaffajappa British Columbia Posts: 5,955
    what about "that" one person who "always" puts random "quotation marks" every four "or five" words or so..."?"
    live pearl jam is best pearl jam
  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    TrixieCat wrote:
    The little man projectile vomitted across his room this morning into my coffee and the other kids are missing limbs from a fight that broke out in the bathroom.
    My wife hates PJ. I am crying in my beer if they play Black in Hartford.
    I love you guys.

    AWESOMENESS!!!!!!!! :D
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    I'm such a wonderful person and if you met me in real life you would love me but it hurts me that people can be so jealous of me... I always have that problem with women... they're all jealous of me! But... but I just want to be loved... somebody love me... ooooooooooooohhhh a man! :) Hello... how YOU doin?

    PERFECT!!!! Well done, HH! Now, all that's missing is multiple pic links. :D:p
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Make sure to put a wink at the end of every sentence. ;)
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    AmentsChick wrote:
    Make sure to put a wink at the end of every sentence. ;)
    This thread is SOOOOO funny! I love Dr. Pepper!!! :););):)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
    I love to turn you on
  • Rhinocerous SurpriseRhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    WAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! What a FLOWIN' AWESOME thread! :D:D:D
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    (tweet tweet)
    I love to turn you on
  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

    Steve, don't come yet.
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • xavier mcdanielxavier mcdaniel Somewhere in NYC Posts: 9,308
    AmentsChick wrote:
    Steve, don't come yet.

    isn't that my line.....
    Reading 2004
    Albany 2006 Camden 2006 E. Rutherford 2, 2006 Inglewood 2006,
    Chicago 2007
    Camden 2008 MSG 2008 MSG 2008 Hartford 2008.
    Seattle 2009 Seattle 2009 Philadelphia 2009,Philadelphia 2009 Philadelphia 2009
    Hartford 2010 MSG 2010 MSG 2010
    Toronto 2011,Toronto 2011
    Wrigley Field 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Philadelphia 2, 2013
    Philadelphia 1, 2016 Philadelphia 2 2016 New York 2016 New York 2016 Fenway 1, 2016
    Fenway 2, 2018
    MSG 2022
    St. Paul, 1, St. Paul 2 2023
    MSG 2024, MSG 2024
    Philadelphia 2024
    "I play good, hard-nosed basketball.
    Things happen in the game. Nothing you
    can do. I don't go and say,
    "I'm gonna beat this guy up."
  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    The Champ wrote:
    http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2007-9/1277835/verystraighthair.jpg

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=5433969&postcount=883


    hehehehe ;)

    This thread rocks!! :)


    P.S. Lick my balls!!
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    xavier mcdaniel wrote:
    isn't that my line.....

    yeah yeah yeah
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    failedpersephone wrote:
    This thread is SOOOOO funny! I love Dr. Pepper!!! :););):)


    ;)

    hehehe
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • Get_RightGet_Right Posts: 13,316
    The Champ wrote:
    Nice, better than my interpretation..I love this thread, though it'll get deleted for sure..


    still going strong
  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    Get_Right wrote:
    still going strong


    that doesn't matter....:)
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • Kilgore_TroutKilgore_Trout Posts: 7,334
    ClEaRlY i NeEd To DeVeLoP a StYlE oF mY oWn To GeT nOtIcEd ArOuNd HeRe
    "Senza speme vivemo in disio"

    http://seanbriceart.com/
  • The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    Get_Right wrote:
    still going strong

    They must still be sleeping..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    sgossard3 wrote:
    ClEaRlY i NeEd To DeVeLoP a StYlE oF mY oWn To GeT nOtIcEd ArOuNd HeRe

    Don't be knocking mOnKEynUtS..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Happy Birthday *&$@&!!!
    I love to turn you on
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