The Condom Game!

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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    A jar of cocktail weiners, a bag of baby carrots, a box of condoms, and ask "Do 'you' make these rubbers any smaller?!?". Make sure you say "you" and not "they" as to put the clerk in the sole role of responsibility for all of you prophylactic needs. They like to feel in control and who am I to take that away from them?
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  • sennin
    sennin Posts: 2,146
    A zuccini, monkey wrench, and a pair of roller skates.
  • Get_Right
    Get_Right Posts: 14,108
    two cans of baked beans, a can of lysol, a pacifier and a box of magnums

    ;)
  • Sian-of-the-dead
    Sian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    A rope, a shovel, some lime and some extra safe condoms... for the considerate necrophiliac.
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    a comb and a bottle of Old Harpers....;)
  • seanw1010
    seanw1010 Posts: 1,205
    national geographic kids or boys life magazine
    or a thing of tube socks
    they call them fingers, but i never see them fing. oh, there they go
  • sennin
    sennin Posts: 2,146
    Adult Diapers, Panty Hose, and a case of Schlitz.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    the book "Are you there god? It's me, Margaret" a can of cheese whiz, a bag of large pretzel rods, and a box of condoms.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    failedpersephone wrote:
    the book "Are you there god? It's me, Margaret" a can of cheese whiz, a bag of large pretzel rods, and a box of condoms.

    :eek:

    they told me no one saw that security video....:mad:....that's it. i'm suing 7-11....just cuz a guy has some hobbies is no reason to be publicly ridiculed.....:D:D
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    The condoms and a gerbil in a tiny straight jacket.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    large jar of "Aileen's extra tacky glue", a turkey baser, a roll of electrician's tape, and a box of condoms...while insanely muttering "so, leave the tuna opened in the pantry will you??"
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • PJPixie
    PJPixie Posts: 3,026
    failedpersephone wrote:
    large jar of "Aileen's extra tacky glue", a turkey baser, a roll of electrician's tape, and a box of condoms...while insanely muttering "so, leave the tuna opened in the pantry will you??"


    haa aha haah.........I get that one!!
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  • user
    user Posts: 19
    Oh, God, you all need serious help!!!!!!!!!
  • Bwalker545
    Bwalker545 Posts: 162
    Box of laxatives, and extra fiber bread, and mixed nuts!...and condoms of course , Toss in Tin foil and lightbulb for added effect!
    "Almost unconsciously he traced with his finger in the dust on the table: 2+2=5" 1984
  • Drop The Leash 10
    Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    user wrote:
    Oh, God, you all need serious help!!!!!!!!!
    hey! being retarded doesnt mean we cant post on here! :D:D

    help is wayyy past me! :D
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    Once I get out of this town


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  • BetterManningNYG
    BetterManningNYG Posts: 777
    a gallon jug of corn whiskey, a five-pound tub of cottage cheese, and a "how to" video on asbestos removal.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    a corn husking tool, a big box of bandaids, a tube of icy hot, and a box of condoms...

    :D
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • BetterManningNYG
    BetterManningNYG Posts: 777
    mookie9999 wrote:
    A jar of cocktail weiners, a bag of baby carrots, a box of condoms, and ask "Do 'you' make these rubbers any smaller?!?". Make sure you say "you" and not "they" as to put the clerk in the sole role of responsibility for all of you prophylactic needs. They like to feel in control and who am I to take that away from them?

    this is the funniest damn thing i've read in a really long time... :D
  • brain of c
    brain of c Posts: 5,213
    nair, ben gay, superglue......and a bottle of indellible dye, blue as the sky.
    d'oh!!!!!!

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  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,816
    a box of condoms...5 quarts of motor oil.....and a bowling pin....
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....

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