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  • KosmicJelli
    KosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    and Jimmy Kimmel
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    KosmicJelli wrote:
    and Jimmy Kimmel


    he can go fuck himself ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • KosmicJelli
    KosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    dunkman wrote:
    he can go fuck himself ;)


    ROFLMAO....

    then he dont need the condoms
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    A wrestler's mask, a large birdcage, a staple gun and a box of condoms.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • sennin
    sennin Posts: 2,146
    A Ronco Juicer, Viagra, and a funnel.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    25 cans of spaghetti-O's, a showercap, a long baguette (day old) and a box of condoms...flavored.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    KosmicJelli wrote:
    ROFLMAO....

    then he dont need the condoms


    he excels in balloon puppetry :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    a can of air freshener, a plastic tarp, an electric knife and a box of condoms.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    a large jar of centrum-silver, polygrip, a bag of brach's butterscotch candies, and a box of condoms.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    a package of 3 golfballs, a ball peen hammer, a tube of neosporin, and a box of condoms
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    a map of Nigeria, the dvd boxset of Crazy Like A Fox, a bassoon and a box of condoms.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    half a fillet of salmon, a jar of olive oil, a plunger and a box of condoms
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Maxim magazine, a package of tube socks, 3 boxes of instant pudding and a box of condoms
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    a sombrero, a bag of goldfish, 12 oz of cinnamon and one condom
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    cutback wrote:
    a sombrero, a bag of goldfish, 12 oz of cinnamon and one condom
    where???

    on what corner will you be waiting for me????
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • KosmicJelli
    KosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    no fair i already said sombrero... :) j/k
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    A bag of Starbucks Guatemala Casi Cielo (must be ground, not whole bean!!), guitar tablature for both Nirvana's Rape Me and Perry Como's All At Once You Love Her, two over-ripened kiwis, a plastic confederate flag, and a box of condoms.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    failedpersephone wrote:
    where???

    on what corner will you be waiting for me????


    i'll be on the corner of santa monica blvd and la cienega wearing this

    make it quick the the bag of frozen peas is melting
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    KosmicJelli wrote:
    no fair i already said sombrero... :) j/k

    true but you can never have too many sombrero's.....:p
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Two boxes of party poppers, a can of chili (no beans) a pair of "moonboots" size 13 double wide and a box of condoms.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.

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