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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Byrnzie wrote:
    I fell down the escalators on the way to work this morning! :rolleyes: Went down about 3 steps like a sack of shit, and grazed my hands. I think it was more embarrassing for the people around me than for myself. :rolleyes: Oh well! Shit happens!

    I always get embarrassed when I get off an escalator on my crutches, not because I'll fall over, but because I might hesitate, go slightly too slow, and everyone behind me will be caught up in a nasty massive pile up.

    I know it's irrational, but the idea scares the crap out of me.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Byrnzie wrote:
    I fell down the escalators on the way to work this morning! :rolleyes: Went down about 3 steps like a sack of shit, and grazed my hands. I think it was more embarrassing for the people around me than for myself. :rolleyes: Oh well! Shit happens!


    and yet you were sober... awesome!! :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • eMMI
    eMMI Posts: 6,262
    Byrnzie wrote:
    I fell down the escalators on the way to work this morning! :rolleyes: Went down about 3 steps like a sack of shit, and grazed my hands. I think it was more embarrassing for the people around me than for myself. :rolleyes: Oh well! Shit happens!

    whoa! you really are clumsy! :eek:

    :p


    I'm only joking! :) good to hear you weren't badly hurt. :o:)

    I hate escalators!
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • eMMI
    eMMI Posts: 6,262
    dunkman wrote:
    and yet you were sober... awesome!! :)

    who said he was sober? :confused:

    :)
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    eMMI wrote:

    I hate escalators!

    i hate slaters... does anyone know what they are? :o:D

    scottish name for a wee beastie that i think is a woodlouse? heee hee

    them and earwigs... i fucking hate earwigs!!!!
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • V V
    V V Posts: 5,191
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I always get embarrassed when I get off an escalator on my crutches, not because I'll fall over, but because I might hesitate, go slightly too slow, and everyone behind me will be caught up in a nasty massive pile up.

    I know it's irrational, but the idea scares the crap out of me.

    i'm sorry but the visuals of this really made me laugh!

    awwww Byrnzie !

    i'm dreadful so UNsure footed , going down steps and walking hills i'm so slow i have to relax should have seen me in the snow yesterday hahahahaha seem as where i live is all hills !
    ~~~~~~~~~~ PINK FLUFFY LOVE PSYCHO~~~~~~~~~~
    Astoria,Dublin,Reading 06,Wembley 07,Sheapards Bush & o2 09 thats multiple Jamgasms!
  • UKDave
    UKDave Posts: 5,557
    Byrnzie wrote:
    I fell down the escalators on the way to work this morning! :rolleyes: Went down about 3 steps like a sack of shit, and grazed my hands. I think it was more embarrassing for the people around me than for myself. :rolleyes: Oh well! Shit happens!

    :rolleyes: thanks for the DVD big man... arrived this morning ;):D
    Astoria Crew
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    Katowice, Wembley 07
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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    V V wrote:
    i'm sorry but the visuals of this really made me laugh!

    No need to apologise, I'm a Funny_Little_F*** :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • eMMI
    eMMI Posts: 6,262
    dunkman wrote:
    i hate slaters... does anyone know what they are? :o:D

    scottish name for a wee beastie that i think is a woodlouse? heee hee

    them and earwigs... i fucking hate earwigs!!!!

    I image googled 'slaters' and found this: http://www.slatersplastikard.com/images/slaters%20wagon%20&%20locomotive%207063_copy.JPG

    then I did the same to 'woodlouse'.. :o
    and found this: http://www.remixcommons.org/sites/remixcommons.org/files/woodlouse_342_render12%20copy.jpg :D:D:D:D:D:D

    but the rest of the pics featured some really nasty looking thingies. :eek:
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • Byrnzie
    Byrnzie Posts: 21,037
    V V wrote:
    i'm sorry but the visuals of this really made me laugh!

    awwww Byrnzie !

    i'm dreadful so UNsure footed , going down steps and walking hills i'm so slow i have to relax should have seen me in the snow yesterday hahahahaha seem as where i live is all hills !

    I was actually in quite a bit of pain. Took the skin off my knuckles..blood e.t.c. But you know how it is..people were looking, so i had to just shake it off and look like i wasn't bothered. :rolleyes: Luckily i didn't do any real harm at all, but it fucking hurt at the time.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    i hate slaters... does anyone know what they are? :o:D

    scottish name for a wee beastie that i think is a woodlouse? heee hee

    them and earwigs... i fucking hate earwigs!!!!

    What REALLY freak me out is Silverfish. We had an infestation in our bathroom a year ago, and I couldn't even go in there. Urgh, the way they squirm and wriggle....

    http://home.messiah.edu/~weiand/bugs/pics/Silverfish.jpg
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Byrnzie
    Byrnzie Posts: 21,037
    UKDave wrote:
    :rolleyes: thanks for the DVD big man... arrived this morning ;):D

    No probs dude.
    It's a really cool film.
    Have you got the Santa Barbara boot by the way?? :confused: There's a clip from it at the end where the man who's name is Ed dedicates 'Big Wave' to Laird hamilton.
    Best boot i've heard of them all by the way, in case you haven't seen my other thread?
  • jrd
    jrd Posts: 3,060
    I opened a bag of Walkers cheese and onion crisps this lunchtime... bag burst open and the crisps went everywhere... still picking them out of the keyboard.
    Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    eMMI wrote:
    who said he was sober? :confused:

    :)


    most people are on when they are on their way to work in the morning

    slater

    and

    close up of an earwig
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Scratchin a Letter
    Scratchin a Letter Posts: 2,303
    Byrnzie wrote:
    I fell down the escalators on the way to work this morning! :rolleyes: Went down about 3 steps like a sack of shit, and grazed my hands. I think it was more embarrassing for the people around me than for myself. :rolleyes: Oh well! Shit happens!
    I fell down one when I was about four. I use them all the time, but I still get a really bad feeling every time I step foot on one... paranoia at its finest.
  • jrd
    jrd Posts: 3,060
    dunkman wrote:
    most people are on when they are on their way to work in the morning

    slater

    and

    close up of an earwig

    oh dear (i think)

    You don't have permission to access /o4/09/60809/1/63847968.s4xMTbbA.Earwig1984.jpg on this server.
    Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
  • V V
    V V Posts: 5,191
    Byrnzie wrote:
    I was actually in quite a bit of pain. Took the skin off my knuckles..blood e.t.c. But you know how it is..people were looking, so i had to just shake it off and look like i wasn't bothered. :rolleyes: Luckily i didn't do any real harm at all, but it fucking hurt at the time.

    :( ouchhhhhhh
    taking it like a man were ya !

    should have been with me i'd have rumaged in my handbag for Arnica and plasters ! :o
    ~~~~~~~~~~ PINK FLUFFY LOVE PSYCHO~~~~~~~~~~
    Astoria,Dublin,Reading 06,Wembley 07,Sheapards Bush & o2 09 thats multiple Jamgasms!
  • jrd
    jrd Posts: 3,060
    Scratchin a Letter wrote:
    I fell down one when I was about four. I use them all the time, but I still get a really bad feeling every time I step foot on one... paranoia at its finest.

    I feel the same about swings after sitting on and getting stung by a wasp on one when I was a wee nipper in short trousers.

    F*cking hate wasps as well.
    Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
  • V V
    V V Posts: 5,191
    see i dont mind woodlouse / piggywigs
    but sliverfish n earwigs :( yuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
    ~~~~~~~~~~ PINK FLUFFY LOVE PSYCHO~~~~~~~~~~
    Astoria,Dublin,Reading 06,Wembley 07,Sheapards Bush & o2 09 thats multiple Jamgasms!
  • eMMI
    eMMI Posts: 6,262
    dunkman wrote:
    most people are on when they are on their way to work in the morning

    slater

    and

    close up of an earwig

    well yeah, MOST people. :rolleyes:

    just the fact that MOST people are sober when they go to work didn't stop them few Swedish guys who worked that the fecking-nuclear-power-thingie-place going to work hammered! :rolleyes: :p so why would it stop B?
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."

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