Vasectomy!!! yikes...

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  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Stone Is God wrote:
    Yeah, I don't think you're going to want to work after that. Just make sure you have something cold ready for your region. I used frozen peas and carrots. They seem to do the trick w/o the melting.

    It's not as bad as you would think.

    I'm not sure if anything could be as bad as I think (active imagination). Anyhoo, thanks for the advice.
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  • decides2dream
    decides2dream Posts: 14,977
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Just made my appointment. Don't have kids, don't want them. Has anyone here done this? Am I still a man if I'm quaking in my shoes at the very thought?


    GREATEST



    THING




    EVER!


    kudos to you!
    seriously.
    my husband had it done last year. tis the BEST thing! :D

    we were in the same boat as you, realized that at this point that yes, we want to remain childless and especially at our current ages....i do NOT want an oops! pregnancy. it just made sense for him to go b/c it is a FAR less invasive procedure. super quick recovery time and yes...just fantastic!


    enjoy your freedom!
    ;)
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


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  • Get_Right
    Get_Right Posts: 14,164
    I am making the appt as soon as I get the balls to do so!

    ;)

    no more jimmy hats pils or other invasive devices!!!!
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    decides2dream wrote:


    enjoy your freedom!
    ;)


    Oh, I plan to. But first, I am going to wrap my whole package, schlong included, in an ace bandage, like some kind of mummy weiner for a couple of days just to get sympathy from the wife...
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  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Get_Right wrote:
    I am making the appt as soon as I get the balls to do so!

    ;)

    no more jimmy hats pils or other invasive devices!!!!

    If we didn't live on opposite ends of the country, we could go together, hold hands, and whimper like puppies...
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  • decides2dream
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    eyedclaar wrote:
    Oh, I plan to. But first, I am going to wrap my whole package, schlong included, in an ace bandage, like some kind of mummy weiner for a couple of days just to get sympathy from the wife...


    spare her....:p
    we women know what it's like to endure a LOT. she WILL give you sympathy no matter what, no need to play it up. besides, i am sure she will be JUST as relieved as you to not have that 'worry' anymore....and hell, that will definitely go FAR in the fun department for a good long while, believe me. ;)
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  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    decides2dream wrote:
    spare her....:p
    we women know what it's like to endure a LOT. she WILL give you sympathy no matter what, no need to play it up. besides, i am sure she will be JUST as relieved as you to not have that 'worry' anymore....and hell, that will definitely go FAR in the fun department for a good long while, believe me. ;)

    Fine, no mummy weiner... I guess.
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  • norm
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    you gonna freeze a load in case you change your mind?
  • transplant
    transplant Posts: 1,088
    I forget what the wait period is, however go back and get tested. Always a chance the procedure didn't work...and really don't you want to be 100% sure?

    Trust me, it was an excellent phone call. I never thought I'd be so happy to hear I was 100% sterile.
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    cutback wrote:
    you gonna freeze a load in case you change your mind?

    No, the world is better off without my demon spawn.
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  • norm
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    eyedclaar wrote:
    No, the world is better off without my demon spawn.


    good point! :D
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    transplant wrote:
    I forget what the wait period is, however go back and get tested. Always a chance the procedure didn't work...and really don't you want to be 100% sure?
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    Yes, yes I do.
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  • TrixieCat
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    eyedclaar wrote:
    No, the world is better off without my demon spawn.
    Aw....they couldn't turn out that bad....
    :)
    Good luck with the operation and your recovery.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Aw....they couldn't turn out that bad....
    :)
    Good luck with the operation and your recovery.

    I don't know, I once burst into flames when I was just walking by a church. The flames felt strangely comforting, almost like home.
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  • MrMerkinball
    MrMerkinball Posts: 1,978
    getting mine done on the 27th of this month.

    It's called the "Gentle Vasectomy". Apparently just a quick puncture and the pull out the chord and "snip".

    My first appointment was for this friday, but I cancelled it due to it being Friday the 13th and all.
  • decides2dream
    decides2dream Posts: 14,977
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Fine, no mummy weiner... I guess.



    couple days later you'll BOTH really be smiling, and tired. ;)
    seriously....knowing that worry is permanently gone is such an aphrodisiac! :D
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


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  • TrixieCat
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    eyedclaar wrote:
    I don't know, I once burst into flames when I was just walking by a church. The flames felt strangely comforting, almost like home.
    Just a coincidence. :)
    There is something deep down in that black heart of yours if you are willing to go through this. Granted it is much less invasive for the man, but still, good for you.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • Indian Summer
    Indian Summer Posts: 2,296
    You'll be fine! But just be sure to go back and make sure it took the first time....get a sperm count or something. Heard horror stories of guys who got it done, and didn't follow up and ended up getting a kid out of the situation!!!!

    Real men get vasectomies! Good luck!
    "It's all happening"
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    MrMerkinball wrote:
    getting mine done on the 27th of this month.

    It's called the "Gentle Vasectomy". Apparently just a quick puncture and the pull out the chord and "snip".

    My first appointment was for this friday, but I cancelled it due to it being Friday the 13th and all.

    Wise move.
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  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Indian Summer wrote:
    You'll be fine! But just be sure to go back and make sure it took the first time....get a sperm count or something. Heard horror stories of guys who got it done, and didn't follow up and ended up getting a kid out of the situation!!!!

    Real men get vasectomies! Good luck!


    If I do get a kid, I'm putting them to work in the acid mines!
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