Vasectomy!!! yikes...

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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    eyedclaar wrote:
    No, the world is better off without my demon spawn.


    good point! :D
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    transplant wrote:
    I forget what the wait period is, however go back and get tested. Always a chance the procedure didn't work...and really don't you want to be 100% sure?
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    Yes, yes I do.
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  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    eyedclaar wrote:
    No, the world is better off without my demon spawn.
    Aw....they couldn't turn out that bad....
    :)
    Good luck with the operation and your recovery.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Aw....they couldn't turn out that bad....
    :)
    Good luck with the operation and your recovery.

    I don't know, I once burst into flames when I was just walking by a church. The flames felt strangely comforting, almost like home.
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  • MrMerkinballMrMerkinball Posts: 1,978
    getting mine done on the 27th of this month.

    It's called the "Gentle Vasectomy". Apparently just a quick puncture and the pull out the chord and "snip".

    My first appointment was for this friday, but I cancelled it due to it being Friday the 13th and all.
  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Fine, no mummy weiner... I guess.



    couple days later you'll BOTH really be smiling, and tired. ;)
    seriously....knowing that worry is permanently gone is such an aphrodisiac! :D
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


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  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    eyedclaar wrote:
    I don't know, I once burst into flames when I was just walking by a church. The flames felt strangely comforting, almost like home.
    Just a coincidence. :)
    There is something deep down in that black heart of yours if you are willing to go through this. Granted it is much less invasive for the man, but still, good for you.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • Indian SummerIndian Summer Posts: 2,296
    You'll be fine! But just be sure to go back and make sure it took the first time....get a sperm count or something. Heard horror stories of guys who got it done, and didn't follow up and ended up getting a kid out of the situation!!!!

    Real men get vasectomies! Good luck!
    "It's all happening"
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    getting mine done on the 27th of this month.

    It's called the "Gentle Vasectomy". Apparently just a quick puncture and the pull out the chord and "snip".

    My first appointment was for this friday, but I cancelled it due to it being Friday the 13th and all.

    Wise move.
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    You'll be fine! But just be sure to go back and make sure it took the first time....get a sperm count or something. Heard horror stories of guys who got it done, and didn't follow up and ended up getting a kid out of the situation!!!!

    Real men get vasectomies! Good luck!


    If I do get a kid, I'm putting them to work in the acid mines!
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  • memememe Posts: 4,695
    I'll tell you about a friend's experience after your appointment.

    Just know I blame him for having to still take a birth control pill :o
    ... and the will to show I will always be better than before.
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    meme wrote:
    I'll tell you about a friend's experience after your appointment.

    Just know I blame him for having to still take a birth control pill :o

    Um, maybe you should tell me now...
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  • Indian SummerIndian Summer Posts: 2,296
    eyedclaar wrote:
    If I do get a kid, I'm putting them to work in the acid mines!

    If you get a kid, I'll adopt them from you....it would save me a lot of trouble!
    "It's all happening"
  • memememe Posts: 4,695
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Um, maybe you should tell me now...

    I'm sorry. I shouldn't have done this. Duh.

    He just had a longer than expected recovery. Infection and stuff. Of course all my ton of other friends who did this were perfectly fine, but that was enough for my hubby :rolleyes: :)
    ... and the will to show I will always be better than before.
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    If you get a kid, I'll adopt them from you....it would save me a lot of trouble!


    Bet then who will work in my acid mines?
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  • Get_RightGet_Right Posts: 13,312
    eyedclaar wrote:
    If we didn't live on opposite ends of the country, we could go together, hold hands, and whimper like puppies...

    except for the holding hands part........

    but I hear you get some nice meds to recover, and that your wife is extra kind for at least two weeks...cant buy that anywhere! Well maybe tiffanys
    :)
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    I aint never gettin cut, bitches
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Get_Right wrote:
    except for the holding hands part........


    :)


    Alright, if you're into the manly approach, we'll punch each other in the face a split second before the snip. We'll either knock each other out or be sufficiently distracted.
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  • Get_RightGet_Right Posts: 13,312
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Alright, if you're into the manly approach, we'll punch each other in the face a split second before the snip. We'll either knock each other out or be sufficiently distracted.

    better much better
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    I was talking to a friend yesterday, he had a vasectomy almost 2 years ago...and it didn't go well, from start to finish. First off, the anasthetic didn't work properly :eek: and he felt most every cut :o he still goes white when he describes it. Anyway, the upshot is, his testicles are problematic to the point where he is considering having one removed. He has a constant back ache because he can't walk properly because of the pain in his balls, and get this....he's had sex only once since, and that was a year and a half ago.
    Personally, I'm never having it done, I'll leave this world with what I came into it with :)
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    jamie uk wrote:
    I was talking to a friend yesterday, he had a vasectomy almost 2 years ago...and it didn't go well, from start to finish. First off, the anasthetic didn't work properly :eek: and he felt most every cut :o he still goes white when he describes it. Anyway, the upshot is, his testicles are problematic to the point where he is considering having one removed. He has a constant back ache because he can't walk properly because of the pain in his balls, and get this....he's had sex only once since, and that was a year and a half ago.
    Personally, I'm never having it done, I'll leave this world with what I came into it with :)


    Good god, man! Alright, I am making it clear with my doc up front that if anything bad happens to me, I will track him down and kick him in the balls so hard, he'll need a dentist to remove them...
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  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Good god, man! Alright, I am making it clear with my doc up front that if anything bad happens to me, I will track him down and kick him in the balls so hard, he'll need a dentist to remove them...
    You have to remember that Jamie lives in a small village in Wales...the Dr's barely know what anesthesia is..never mind where the penis is. :rolleyes:
    You are not in a 3rd world country like that...it will be ok.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Good god, man! Alright, I am making it clear with my doc up front that if anything bad happens to me, I will track him down and kick him in the balls so hard, he'll need a dentist to remove them...


    I gotta be honest, non essential surgery...is it essential? Couldn't you just be careful? :o
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  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    TrixieCat wrote:
    You have to remember that Jamie lives in a small village in Wales...the Dr's barely know what anesthesia is..never mind where the penis is. :rolleyes:
    You are not in a 3rd world country like that...it will be ok.



    well, the doc gave him the usual glug of moonshine, and a good hard stick to bite down on......but he felt that cut......I swear he cringed yesterday as he recounted it to me. This is a bit of a wild boy in his day, a 'couldn't care less' kinda boy.....this experience has really affected him.
    I'm not trying to talk anyone out of anything, but just be prepared. I've known fellas to be back in work within a week of the op, others I've known...not so lucky :o :(.
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  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    jamie uk wrote:
    well, the doc gave him the usual glug of moonshine, and a good hard stick to bite down on......but he felt that cut......I swear he cringed yesterday as he recounted it to me. This is a bit of a wild boy in his day, a 'couldn't care less' kinda boy.....this experience has really affected him.
    I'm not trying to talk anyone out of anything, but just be prepared. I've known fellas to be back in work within a week of the op, others I've known...not so lucky :o :(.
    Ya'll have moonshine over there?
    I thought you were going to say he got a good hard...kick...you know where. :p
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    jamie uk wrote:
    well, the doc gave him the usual glug of moonshine, and a good hard stick to bite down on......but he felt that cut......I swear he cringed yesterday as he recounted it to me. This is a bit of a wild boy in his day, a 'couldn't care less' kinda boy.....this experience has really affected him.
    I'm not trying to talk anyone out of anything, but just be prepared. I've known fellas to be back in work within a week of the op, others I've known...not so lucky :o :(.

    Oh, I plan on drinking the moonshine, biting the stick, and taking whatever else drugs they might have to offer (or what isn't locked up too tight) so I don't have to feel anything. Still, it better be done right. In the spirit of a movie opening tomorrow - THEY WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M AAAAAAAAANGRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  • ForestBrainForestBrain Posts: 460
    jamie uk wrote:
    I was talking to a friend yesterday, he had a vasectomy almost 2 years ago...and it didn't go well, from start to finish. First off, the anasthetic didn't work properly :eek: and he felt most every cut :o he still goes white when he describes it. Anyway, the upshot is, his testicles are problematic to the point where he is considering having one removed. He has a constant back ache because he can't walk properly because of the pain in his balls, and get this....he's had sex only once since, and that was a year and a half ago.
    Personally, I'm never having it done, I'll leave this world with what I came into it with :)
    That poor, poor, poor man.
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  • no lie, on my family practice rotation i got to do a vasectomy on a guy.... i hope he ain't a father now....

    i had no clue what i was doing. there was a doc there assisting me and the patient was so nervous that he put a cold rags over his forehead and eyes. the guy had no idea that i held his jewels in my hands...
  • Indian SummerIndian Summer Posts: 2,296
    I aint never gettin cut, bitches

    pussy.
    "It's all happening"
  • my brother has a good friend of his that got a vasectomy and did not realize that it takes a few weeks before there are no more swimmers. long story short, he got his wife pregnant.
    yes i aint.
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