Vasectomy!!! yikes...

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  • meme
    meme Posts: 4,695
    I'll tell you about a friend's experience after your appointment.

    Just know I blame him for having to still take a birth control pill :o
    ... and the will to show I will always be better than before.
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    meme wrote:
    I'll tell you about a friend's experience after your appointment.

    Just know I blame him for having to still take a birth control pill :o

    Um, maybe you should tell me now...
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  • Indian Summer
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    eyedclaar wrote:
    If I do get a kid, I'm putting them to work in the acid mines!

    If you get a kid, I'll adopt them from you....it would save me a lot of trouble!
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  • meme
    meme Posts: 4,695
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Um, maybe you should tell me now...

    I'm sorry. I shouldn't have done this. Duh.

    He just had a longer than expected recovery. Infection and stuff. Of course all my ton of other friends who did this were perfectly fine, but that was enough for my hubby :rolleyes: :)
    ... and the will to show I will always be better than before.
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Indian Summer wrote:
    If you get a kid, I'll adopt them from you....it would save me a lot of trouble!


    Bet then who will work in my acid mines?
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  • Get_Right
    Get_Right Posts: 14,164
    eyedclaar wrote:
    If we didn't live on opposite ends of the country, we could go together, hold hands, and whimper like puppies...

    except for the holding hands part........

    but I hear you get some nice meds to recover, and that your wife is extra kind for at least two weeks...cant buy that anywhere! Well maybe tiffanys
    :)
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    I aint never gettin cut, bitches
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  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Get_Right wrote:
    except for the holding hands part........


    :)


    Alright, if you're into the manly approach, we'll punch each other in the face a split second before the snip. We'll either knock each other out or be sufficiently distracted.
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  • Get_Right
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    eyedclaar wrote:
    Alright, if you're into the manly approach, we'll punch each other in the face a split second before the snip. We'll either knock each other out or be sufficiently distracted.

    better much better
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    I was talking to a friend yesterday, he had a vasectomy almost 2 years ago...and it didn't go well, from start to finish. First off, the anasthetic didn't work properly :eek: and he felt most every cut :o he still goes white when he describes it. Anyway, the upshot is, his testicles are problematic to the point where he is considering having one removed. He has a constant back ache because he can't walk properly because of the pain in his balls, and get this....he's had sex only once since, and that was a year and a half ago.
    Personally, I'm never having it done, I'll leave this world with what I came into it with :)
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    jamie uk wrote:
    I was talking to a friend yesterday, he had a vasectomy almost 2 years ago...and it didn't go well, from start to finish. First off, the anasthetic didn't work properly :eek: and he felt most every cut :o he still goes white when he describes it. Anyway, the upshot is, his testicles are problematic to the point where he is considering having one removed. He has a constant back ache because he can't walk properly because of the pain in his balls, and get this....he's had sex only once since, and that was a year and a half ago.
    Personally, I'm never having it done, I'll leave this world with what I came into it with :)


    Good god, man! Alright, I am making it clear with my doc up front that if anything bad happens to me, I will track him down and kick him in the balls so hard, he'll need a dentist to remove them...
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  • TrixieCat
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    eyedclaar wrote:
    Good god, man! Alright, I am making it clear with my doc up front that if anything bad happens to me, I will track him down and kick him in the balls so hard, he'll need a dentist to remove them...
    You have to remember that Jamie lives in a small village in Wales...the Dr's barely know what anesthesia is..never mind where the penis is. :rolleyes:
    You are not in a 3rd world country like that...it will be ok.
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  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Good god, man! Alright, I am making it clear with my doc up front that if anything bad happens to me, I will track him down and kick him in the balls so hard, he'll need a dentist to remove them...


    I gotta be honest, non essential surgery...is it essential? Couldn't you just be careful? :o
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    TrixieCat wrote:
    You have to remember that Jamie lives in a small village in Wales...the Dr's barely know what anesthesia is..never mind where the penis is. :rolleyes:
    You are not in a 3rd world country like that...it will be ok.



    well, the doc gave him the usual glug of moonshine, and a good hard stick to bite down on......but he felt that cut......I swear he cringed yesterday as he recounted it to me. This is a bit of a wild boy in his day, a 'couldn't care less' kinda boy.....this experience has really affected him.
    I'm not trying to talk anyone out of anything, but just be prepared. I've known fellas to be back in work within a week of the op, others I've known...not so lucky :o :(.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    jamie uk wrote:
    well, the doc gave him the usual glug of moonshine, and a good hard stick to bite down on......but he felt that cut......I swear he cringed yesterday as he recounted it to me. This is a bit of a wild boy in his day, a 'couldn't care less' kinda boy.....this experience has really affected him.
    I'm not trying to talk anyone out of anything, but just be prepared. I've known fellas to be back in work within a week of the op, others I've known...not so lucky :o :(.
    Ya'll have moonshine over there?
    I thought you were going to say he got a good hard...kick...you know where. :p
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
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  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    jamie uk wrote:
    well, the doc gave him the usual glug of moonshine, and a good hard stick to bite down on......but he felt that cut......I swear he cringed yesterday as he recounted it to me. This is a bit of a wild boy in his day, a 'couldn't care less' kinda boy.....this experience has really affected him.
    I'm not trying to talk anyone out of anything, but just be prepared. I've known fellas to be back in work within a week of the op, others I've known...not so lucky :o :(.

    Oh, I plan on drinking the moonshine, biting the stick, and taking whatever else drugs they might have to offer (or what isn't locked up too tight) so I don't have to feel anything. Still, it better be done right. In the spirit of a movie opening tomorrow - THEY WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M AAAAAAAAANGRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  • ForestBrain
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    jamie uk wrote:
    I was talking to a friend yesterday, he had a vasectomy almost 2 years ago...and it didn't go well, from start to finish. First off, the anasthetic didn't work properly :eek: and he felt most every cut :o he still goes white when he describes it. Anyway, the upshot is, his testicles are problematic to the point where he is considering having one removed. He has a constant back ache because he can't walk properly because of the pain in his balls, and get this....he's had sex only once since, and that was a year and a half ago.
    Personally, I'm never having it done, I'll leave this world with what I came into it with :)
    That poor, poor, poor man.
    When life gives you lemons, throw them at somebody.
  • pearljammin41
    pearljammin41 Posts: 465
    no lie, on my family practice rotation i got to do a vasectomy on a guy.... i hope he ain't a father now....

    i had no clue what i was doing. there was a doc there assisting me and the patient was so nervous that he put a cold rags over his forehead and eyes. the guy had no idea that i held his jewels in my hands...
  • Indian Summer
    Indian Summer Posts: 2,296
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    I aint never gettin cut, bitches

    pussy.
    "It's all happening"
  • rheadorange
    rheadorange Posts: 17
    my brother has a good friend of his that got a vasectomy and did not realize that it takes a few weeks before there are no more swimmers. long story short, he got his wife pregnant.
    yes i aint.

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