Vasectomy!!! yikes...

eyedclaar

Just made my appointment. Don't have kids, don't want them. Has anyone here done this? Am I still a man if I'm quaking in my shoes at the very thought?

ledvedderman

eyedclaar wrote:

Just made my appointment. Don't have kids, don't want them. Has anyone here done this? Am I still a man if I'm quaking in my shoes at the very thought?

How old are you?

EvilMerlin

Just don't make ANY SUDDEN MOVEMENTS while they're poking around down there and you'll be fine.

So yeah, you're still a man...it's really nerveracking when you've got an appointment for anything that has to do with happennings down there.

eyedclaar

ledvedderman wrote:

How old are you?

I will be 35 in 10 days. I assume presents are in the mail, everyone?

eyedclaar

EvilMerlin wrote:

Just don't make ANY SUDDEN MOVEMENTS while they're poking around down there and you'll be fine.

So yeah, you're still a man...it's really nerveracking when you've got an appointment for anything that has to do with happennings down there.

Does anyone remember the A-Team and how they would get B.A. on a plane?

B.A. "I ain't gettin' on no plane, sucka!"

Anyhoo, I told my wife to just drug me sometme when I wasn't expecting it and then I could just wake up in the hospital with the whole thing already done. She wouldn't go for it...

Don't worry, the only sudden move I might make is when I kick the Dr. in the throat and make a break for it.

EvilMerlin

eyedclaar wrote:

Don't worry, the only sudden move I might make is when I kick the Dr. in the throat and make a break for it.

I highly suggest that move. Everything will work out great then. You've got nothing to worry about.

urbanhippie

eyedclaar wrote:

Does anyone remember the A-Team and how they would get B.A. on a plane?

B.A. "I ain't gettin' on no plane, sucka!"

Anyhoo, I told my wife to just drug me sometme when I wasn't expecting it and then I could just wake up in the hospital with the whole thing already done. She wouldn't go for it...

Don't worry, the only sudden move I might make is when I kick the Dr. in the throat and make a break for it.

Drug you? When my ex had it done he only had a local anasthetic and they sent him home an hour later... He said the most difficult thing afterwards was bending over to put his socks and shoes back on

eyedclaar

urbanhippie wrote:

Drug you? When my ex had it done he only had a local anasthetic and they sent him home an hour later... He said the most difficult thing afterwards was bending over to put his socks and shoes back on

Well:

A. I like drugs so I'm never opposed to the idea of being drugged.
B. I'm a big baby when it comes to snipping devices near my junk.

londonwpr

eyedclaar wrote:

Just made my appointment. Don't have kids, don't want them. Has anyone here done this? Am I still a man if I'm quaking in my shoes at the very thought?

Good luck...just reading that made me cross my legs. When the day comes for mine, I'll be nervous too!

urbanhippie

eyedclaar wrote:

Well:

A. I like drugs so I'm never opposed to the idea of being drugged.
B. I'm a big baby when it comes to snipping devices near my junk.

Yeah
My ex had it done on the NHS and they don't give you the option of drugs... If you wanna get out your tree you gotta pay extra

eyedclaar

urbanhippie wrote:

Yeah
My ex had it done on the NHS and they don't give you the option of drugs... If you wanna get out your tree you gotta pay extra

So, they'll react like they do at the dentist when I demand heavy anesthesia for a routine cleaning?

Stone Is God

urbanhippie wrote:

Drug you? When my ex had it done he only had a local anasthetic and they sent him home an hour later... He said the most difficult thing afterwards was bending over to put his socks and shoes back on

Pretty much right on point.

eyedclaar

Stone Is God wrote:

Pretty much right on point.

So, at least I get to call in sick for work?

Hey boss, I'd love to come in but I can't put on my shoes and socks...

Brain of J.Lo

eyedclaar wrote:

Just made my appointment. Don't have kids, don't want them. Has anyone here done this? Am I still a man if I'm quaking in my shoes at the very thought?

I've heard it's not so bad. Just spend a lot of time sitting around with ice on your junk.

And happy birthday!

transplant

well, I only had one *shit* moment. nearly jumped off the table. doc's response?

"You weren't supposed to feel that".

and yeah, shoes and socks, that is about the extent of it. My neighbor's advice was if you go to Home Depot do not pick up a bag of cement.

sennin

I got one last year. 2 kids.

I went the 'no scalpel' route.

Did it on a Friday....had the weekend to recover.

Ice and drugs!

eyedclaar

Brain of J.Lo wrote:

I've heard it's not so bad. Just spend a lot of time sitting around with ice on your junk.

And happy birthday!

Ice on my junk? And I thought it shriveled in cold water...

Oh, and thankyou on the b-day.

Brain of J.Lo

eyedclaar wrote:

Ice on my junk? And I thought it shriveled in cold water...

Oh, and thankyou on the b-day.

I think they say frozen peas work good.

And yeah, it might not make for the most impressive display of your manhood for a while.

eyedclaar

transplant wrote:

and yeah, shoes and socks, that is about the extent of it. My neighbor's advice was if you go to Home Depot do not pick up a bag of cement.

Duly noted. Which is funny as I actually need to go to Home Depot to get a bag of cement.

eyedclaar

sennin wrote:

I got one last year. 2 kids.

I went the 'no scalpel' route.

Did it on a Friday....had the weekend to recover.

Ice and drugs!

No scalpel? What did they try, wishful thinking?

Stone Is God

eyedclaar wrote:

So, at least I get to call in sick for work?

Hey boss, I'd love to come in but I can't put on my shoes and socks...

Yeah, I don't think you're going to want to work after that. Just make sure you have something cold ready for your region. I used frozen peas and carrots. They seem to do the trick w/o the melting.

It's not as bad as you would think.

eyedclaar

Stone Is God wrote:

Yeah, I don't think you're going to want to work after that. Just make sure you have something cold ready for your region. I used frozen peas and carrots. They seem to do the trick w/o the melting.

It's not as bad as you would think.

I'm not sure if anything could be as bad as I think (active imagination). Anyhoo, thanks for the advice.

decides2dream

eyedclaar wrote:

Just made my appointment. Don't have kids, don't want them. Has anyone here done this? Am I still a man if I'm quaking in my shoes at the very thought?

GREATEST



THING




EVER!


kudos to you!
seriously.
my husband had it done last year. tis the BEST thing!

we were in the same boat as you, realized that at this point that yes, we want to remain childless and especially at our current ages....i do NOT want an oops! pregnancy. it just made sense for him to go b/c it is a FAR less invasive procedure. super quick recovery time and yes...just fantastic!


enjoy your freedom!

Get_Right

I am making the appt as soon as I get the balls to do so!



no more jimmy hats pils or other invasive devices!!!!

eyedclaar

decides2dream wrote:

enjoy your freedom!

Oh, I plan to. But first, I am going to wrap my whole package, schlong included, in an ace bandage, like some kind of mummy weiner for a couple of days just to get sympathy from the wife...

eyedclaar

Get_Right wrote:

I am making the appt as soon as I get the balls to do so!



no more jimmy hats pils or other invasive devices!!!!

If we didn't live on opposite ends of the country, we could go together, hold hands, and whimper like puppies...

decides2dream

eyedclaar wrote:

Oh, I plan to. But first, I am going to wrap my whole package, schlong included, in an ace bandage, like some kind of mummy weiner for a couple of days just to get sympathy from the wife...

spare her....:p
we women know what it's like to endure a LOT. she WILL give you sympathy no matter what, no need to play it up. besides, i am sure she will be JUST as relieved as you to not have that 'worry' anymore....and hell, that will definitely go FAR in the fun department for a good long while, believe me.

eyedclaar

decides2dream wrote:

spare her....:p
we women know what it's like to endure a LOT. she WILL give you sympathy no matter what, no need to play it up. besides, i am sure she will be JUST as relieved as you to not have that 'worry' anymore....and hell, that will definitely go FAR in the fun department for a good long while, believe me.

Fine, no mummy weiner... I guess.

norm

you gonna freeze a load in case you change your mind?

transplant

I forget what the wait period is, however go back and get tested. Always a chance the procedure didn't work...and really don't you want to be 100% sure?

Trust me, it was an excellent phone call. I never thought I'd be so happy to hear I was 100% sterile.

eyedclaar

cutback wrote:

you gonna freeze a load in case you change your mind?

No, the world is better off without my demon spawn.