Stone Gossard...

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  • Posts: 4,677
    Stone has two ipods. One is loaded with a variety of rock and hip hop from the 70's and 80's, the other is filled with showtunes.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Posts: 2,605
    Stone collects old and broken guitars from pawn shops and fixes em' up so they play like new. His mission is to rehabilitate and release them into the wild where they can be free.
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • Posts: 2,605
    Stone's real first name is Roland...
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
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    Stone composed and performed the entire soundtrack to 'American Graffiti' in Denmark. He likes to think he can relate to the character Johnny, the street racer who is eventually killed by a drunk driver.
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
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    Stone is renowned for his Sean Connery impression and was considered for the part of James Bond in the most recent film. Sadly every time a gun went off he would shriek like a school girl, so they had to let him go.
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • Posts: 4,677
    Every night (except Wednesday) Stone takes a long bath with bubbles. Bubbles of course being the town librarian with a lisp.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Posts: 2,605
    When Stone goes to the movies he explicitly orders his drink with 'no ice', that way he gets more drink for the same price.
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
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    Fed-ex refuses to deliver to Stones house, because when he was young he used to jack Fed-ex trucks and destroy them, letting the driver go only to tell the the tale.
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • Posts: 19
    What would Stone do if he had a room mate who snored every single night
    and kept him awake?

    i need something imaginative...



    Stone was once aroused by petting his dog but he didn't care...
  • Posts: 16,995
    Slavko wrote:
    What would Stone do if he had a room mate who snored every single night
    and kept him awake?

    i need something imaginative...



    Stone was once aroused by petting his dog but he didn't care...

    um....yeah, you do need something imaginative
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  • Posts: 4,965
    In the movie 'Singles', Stone Gossard was wearing a Dallas Cowboys hat. He once tried out for the starting quarterback position, and actually beat out Troy Aikman for the job. Stone turned to Troy and said "You take it Troy. I'm going to be in Pearl Jam, friend."

    The rest is history. Stone started Pearl Jam two years later, and Troy Aikman can't watch the movie 'Singles' without bawling his eyes out.
    I love to turn you on
  • Posts: 2,605
    Stone made a bet with Jeff on how long this thread will be. If he wins, Jeff has to be his towel boy for a month
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • Posts: 4,965
    Stone Gossard tells little birdies to fly the coop. Then he kills them with one shot.
    I love to turn you on
  • Posts: 337
    Stone loves to tip-toe thru the tulips,just the red ones tho.............
    when you get confused just listen to the music play........

    "You damn well can't lick the system,but you can sure give it a good fondeling."-sleazy estate man(Hugh Laurie on A bit of Fry and Laurie)

    "Judas Priest on a two stroke moped!"(Stephen Fry)
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    Stone favorite movie is "The Wizard of Oz". He likes to reenact the part where every body falls asleep in the poppies just as an excuse to "lay with the flowers". Jeff laughs at him every time.
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • Posts: 4,677
    Stone always answers the phone on the first ring. His greeting remains constant: "This better be important bitch!!!"
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Posts: 4,965
    Stone Gossard taught the guy who drove Miss Daisy how to drive.
    I love to turn you on
  • Posts: 3,502
    Snake wrote:
    Stone favorite movie is "The Wizard of Oz". He likes to reenact the part where every body falls asleep in the poppies just as an excuse to "lay with the flowers". Jeff laughs at him every time.





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    the bad feelings 
    it's just me"


  • Posts: 2,605
    Stone Gossard is planning on naming his new album "Stone, The Rock that Pearl Jam is built on" and is including a packaged biography with it. he hasnt told told anybody yet...
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • Posts: 2,605
    Stone hates those little Heeliz the shoes with the wheel in the heel. When he sees kids rolling around with them he pushes them down, laughs and runs away.
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."

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