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  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    He's not interested... unless he's on the 'giving' end of the needle. :D
    that sounds less like an injection into the penis reference and more of an injection of the penis.

    either way, enough already. this is certainly worse than the weed digression :p
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    that sounds less like an injection into the penis reference and more of an injection of the penis.

    either way, enough already. this is certainly worse than the weed digression :p

    Like I said before... you're not wrong :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Like I said before... you're not wrong :D

    just for that i'm going to take you, Jamie and BeverlyHills90210 out to the woods and make you chop hundreds of logs... and then mick hucknall is gonna flash you his hairy goldfish
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    dunkman wrote:
    just for that i'm going to take you, Jamie and BeverlyHills90210 out to the woods and make you chop hundreds of logs... and then mick hucknall is gonna flash you his hairy goldfish

    No way man, no woods...I've seen Deliverance.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    just for that i'm going to take you, Jamie and BeverlyHills90210 out to the woods and make you chop hundreds of logs... and then mick hucknall is gonna flash you his hairy goldfish

    Do you mean logs for your old, dark rickety shed in which you've tied up Heather Locklear, Zippy, George and Bungle?

    That's just sick... I'm not getting involved...
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    jamie uk wrote:
    No way man, no woods...I've seen Deliverance.


    ironic considering you're a fuckin British postman :D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Do you mean logs for your old, dark rickety shed in which you've tied up Heather Locklear, Zippy, George and Bungle?

    That's just sick... I'm not getting involved...

    you dufus... how many times have i told you Heather Locklear doesnt exist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    ironic considering you're a fuckin British postman :D

    That's not irony, it's just COINCIDENTAL.... or 'Morrissettian irony,' if you like ;)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    you dufus... how many times have i told you Heather Locklear doesnt exist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Yes she does.

    'Heather be thy name.'
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    That's not irony, it's just COINCIDENTAL.... or 'Morrissettian irony,' if you like ;)


    i think you'll find its ironic, most british posties (jamie excepted) never delivezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


    i actually bored myself to sleep with that reply
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    dunkman wrote:
    ironic considering you're a fuckin British postman :D
    Ha, my favourite album is by the Manics....Forever Delayed.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    jamie uk wrote:
    Ha, my favourite album is by the Manics....Forever Delayed.
    I'm assuming this is a joke. I'm all for the manics but that is a seriously poor compilation :)
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    dunkman wrote:
    you dufus... how many times have i told you Heather Locklear doesnt exist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Coincidentally, I watched Waynes World today, and they mention Heather Locklear...'and she's running through the woods', when they're trying to calm Garth's nerves. Bless him.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    i think you'll find its ironic, most british posties (jamie excepted) never delivezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


    i actually bored myself to sleep with that reply

    LOL that was pretty funny :D Which is coincidental, because normally you're just boring when you're bored...

    Incidentally, what IS ironic is that I didn't get the irony in the postal service joke, because normally I'm more fucking intelligent and quick-witted than you would believe! :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    I'm assuming this is a joke. I'm all for the manics but that is a seriously poor compilation :)

    I don't actually own it, I have all the albums. But I bought it for someone for xmas. I couldn't tell you the track listing, but for sure they have an almost unsurpassed (by British bands at least) hit list throughout the last 15 years. And please, nobody mention Oasis, I'm not a violent person normally but I can make exceptions.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    jamie uk wrote:
    Coincidentally, I watched Waynes World today, and they mention Heather Locklear...'and she's running through the woods', when they're trying to calm Garth's nerves. Bless him.

    Hehe yeah you're right

    LOL

    LOL

    LOL
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    LOL that was pretty funny :D Which is coincidental, because normally you're just boring when you're bored...


    i'm never bored :confused:


    p.s. except in that last post when i typed out how bored i wazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    jamie uk wrote:
    I don't actually own it, I have all the albums. But I bought it for someone for xmas. I couldn't tell you the track listing, but for sure they have an almost unsurpassed (by British bands at least) hit list throughout the last 15 years. And please, nobody mention Oasis, I'm not a violent person normally but I can make exceptions.
    I'm praying for PJoasisrule to make an appearance here.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    You guys are all such a bunch of dorks! LOL ...but sweet with it. :D
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    i'm never bored :confused:


    p.s. except in that last post when i typed out how bored i wazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    I don't think you're bored... but what's that condition where you fall asleep every 5 seconds? You might want to get that checked out... Piles is it? :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison

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