Now shut up and give me something funny for my sig!
it was the 8th time :rolleyes:
cant even count
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Dahmer was a freak to be honest. Not like those good ol' serial killers like Ted Bundy. He was stone cold sane. That's what was scary about him.
I wish I was crazy, I'm just drunk. Curses.
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
wow seriosuly... here was me thinking he might have been a fun guy.. i was planning on asking him over for tea one night and everything.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
ok here i am got home now i have a martini and can relax a bit any one around ...
i'M a round.. a round of ciders
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
ok here i am got home now i have a martini and can relax a bit any one around ...
martini?!?!?.. are you a) a woman or b) James Bond
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
i've been saying that for weeks... turns out they both have an Oedipal complex and think i'm the daddy.. fuck knows who the mother is
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
ok what are ciders the ones i know here are non alcoholic ? ..
Oh god not you too :rolleyes: An alcoholic drink made with apples.....
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
ok what are ciders the ones i know here are non alcoholic ? ..
do you live in a land of make believe? where only Bucks Fizz is available?
*early 80's brit music joke for those that get it*
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
i can tell you that this martini i just made it's going down so smooth i feel it almost instantly ...:D
like a hooker on a luge?
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
I'm so jealous!!! It's lunchtime here and I cannot bring myself to become the true lush I know in my heart I want to be.
But Jeanie you are LUSH already!
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
I'm so jealous!!! It's lunchtime here and I cannot bring myself to become the true lush I know in my heart I want to be.
where have you been everyone's here i'm allready buzzed prety nice and i don't get any of the europe jokes or humor but still funny stuff happening ...:D
where have you been everyone's here i'm allready bussed prety nice and i don't get any of the europe jokes or humor but still funny stuff happening ...:D
You don't get the europe jokes but you're still finding it funny... yeah you;re buzzed
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
I'm sure Jose got the James Bond joke. I'm sure he did....Jose, please tell me you got the James Bond joke.
hehehehe
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
I'm sure Jose got the James Bond joke. I'm sure he did....Jose, please tell me you got the James Bond joke.
lololol i'm just sitting here with a smile on my face no i didn't even read that joke i must of missed it ...sorry i have to eat will reheat some bbrbq ribs my wife made uhmmm good ...:)
lololol i'm just sitting here with a smile on my face no i didn't even read that joke i must of missed it ...sorry i have to eat will reheat some bbrbq ribs my wife made uhmmm good ...:)
Damn Jose, you got it made. Martini, ribs...and what you mentioned earlier..damn! I got a beer and some cheese!
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it was the 8th time :rolleyes:
cant even count
that was Jeffrey Dahmer's favourite meal as well
BUGGER OFF!!!!!!!
P.S. I changed what I originally wrote.
I wish I was crazy, I'm just drunk. Curses.
OK, you could do me a favour and cut the fuckers off actually.
never change what you write.. ever
EDIT: poor grammar
wow seriosuly... here was me thinking he might have been a fun guy.. i was planning on asking him over for tea one night and everything.
i'M a round.. a round of ciders
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
LOL
That made you lol???
Get a room!
martini?!?!?.. are you a) a woman or b) James Bond
i've been saying that for weeks... turns out they both have an Oedipal complex and think i'm the daddy.. fuck knows who the mother is
Oh god not you too :rolleyes: An alcoholic drink made with apples.....
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
do you live in a land of make believe? where only Bucks Fizz is available?
*early 80's brit music joke for those that get it*
like a hooker on a luge?
*~You're IT Bert!~*
Hold on to the thread
The currents will shift
But Jeanie you are LUSH already!
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
where have you been everyone's here i'm allready buzzed prety nice and i don't get any of the europe jokes or humor but still funny stuff happening ...:D
You don't get the europe jokes but you're still finding it funny... yeah you;re buzzed
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
or like my wife later on when she get's home he he he
hehehehe
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
lololol i'm just sitting here with a smile on my face no i didn't even read that joke i must of missed it ...sorry i have to eat will reheat some bbrbq ribs my wife made uhmmm good ...:)