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TrixieCat · May 2008

Collin wrote:

Am I evil?

I just threw a some left over food in the garbage can, but then my wife came home and she was hungry so I told her I'd cook dinner. I took the dirty food out of the trash can, put it in the microwave and served it to her.

Then I went to the store and parked on the spot reserved for people with a handicap. I went in and bought some glue (to replace with my sister's tooth paste).

When I came back, my radio was stolen from out my car. Damn Gypsies!

Oh NO you didn't.
:eek:

markymark550 · May 2008

If you could get to deliver Ed his pizza one night, what would you say to Ed? Also, would you pissed if he stiffed you on the tip? lol

***add poll***
1. You Rock!
2. Here's your pizza Mr. Vedder.
3. I love you!
4. Let Stone sing
5. Holy fucking shit it really is you Eddie
6. Play _______ (closest big city near you)
7. Just do your job and give him his pizza
8. Other - please explain

failedpersephone · May 2008

o nevrmind.

TrixieCat · May 2008

You just said that the sky is blue and I just said the sky is orange.

Why is that different? What don't you understand?

And if I want to give my niece a prezzie, then fuck, I will. wtf?

What is so hard to understand about kids need prezzies???

failedpersephone · May 2008

TrixieCat wrote:

You just said that the sky is blue and I just said the sky is orange.
Why is that different? What don't you understand?
And if I want to give my niece a prezzie, then fuck, I will. wtf?
What is so hard to understand about kids need prezzies???

bwaahahahahaaaa!!!! 'prezzies" hahahahaaaa

Heineken Helen · May 2008

My name is fins and I may be the only person here who actually DOES know everything... but yet I manage to be not in the least bit condescending. How do I do it? Is it through my wonderful music? Perhaps I should go to a hypnotist to find out.

Hitch-Hiker · May 2008

These are all going waaaayyyy over my head. I gotta pay more attention here.

Steve Dunne · May 2008

Fook off Steve and go buy your own bottle of Paddy's!!!!!!!

Heineken Helen · May 2008

Hitch-Hiker wrote:

These are all going waaaayyyy over my head. I gotta pay more attention here.

You might know this one:

Ok, what do I do, go to the concert or not? I'm lost, I don't think I know where I am. I LOST MY CAMERA BOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO... no that's not my camera, that's YOURS... mine's gone forever... oh say can you see, by the dawns early light... oh fuck, I'm Canadian :eek:

decides2dream · May 2008

dunkman wrote:

*I* have no preference whatsover.. c'est la vie.. its what I/we/you want and thats what counts/matters. quid pro quo.. as Mr dream once said, but *I* dont know if thats what he said, more thining thats what he thought.. although *thinking* is ok if thats what you like.. mea culpa.. i prefer *me* *you* *them*

so what those people do is up to them.. thats what flavours life.. not that i need my life flavoured but happiness is for you/me/men/women/marmosets/etc

ad nauseum etc

*I* have no preference whatsover.. c'est la vie.. its what I/we/you want and thats what counts/matters. quid pro quo.. as Mr dream once said, but *I* dont know if thats what he said, more thining thats what he thought.. although *thinking* is ok if thats what you like.. mea culpa.. i prefer *me* *you* *them*

so what those people do is up to them.. thats what flavours life.. not that i need my life flavoured but happiness is for you/me/men/women/marmosets/etc

ad nauseum etc

*I* have no preference whatsover.. c'est la vie.. its what I/we/you want and thats what counts/matters. quid pro quo.. as Mr dream once said, but *I* dont know if thats what he said, more thining thats what he thought.. although *thinking* is ok if thats what you like.. mea culpa.. i prefer *me* *you* *them*

so what those people do is up to them.. thats what flavours life.. not that i need my life flavoured but happiness is for you/me/men/women/marmosets/etc

ad nauseum etc

*I* have no preference whatsover.. c'est la vie.. its what I/we/you want and thats what counts/matters. quid pro quo.. as Mr dream once said, but *I* dont know if thats what he said, more thining thats what he thought.. although *thinking* is ok if thats what you like.. mea culpa.. i prefer *me* *you* *them*

so what those people do is up to them.. thats what flavours life.. not that i need my life flavoured but happiness is for you/me/men/women/marmosets/etc

ad nauseum etc

-

decides2dream

well done!

dunkman wrote:

disclaimer: please only post about someone who truly loves you and wont be offended... this is purely for fun!!!

you think i truly love you though?

HA!

i am awesomeness encapsulated. you are entitled to have an opinion, but of course mine is right because i am so awesome.

TrixieCat · May 2008

Hitch-Hiker wrote:

These are all going waaaayyyy over my head. I gotta pay more attention here.

Mine about the prezzies is Helen.

And the one I wrote about my balls being nicked is Byrnzie and the one about painting a picture of pee pee is Dunk.

I know Helen doesn't love me but I hope she knows it was in good fun.

Hitch-Hiker · May 2008

Heineken Helen wrote:

You might know this one:

Ok, what do I do, go to the concert or not? I'm lost, I don't think I know where I am. I LOST MY CAMERA BOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO... no that's not my camera, that's YOURS... mine's gone forever... oh say can you see, by the dawns early light... oh fuck, I'm Canadian :eek:

I Got it, I got it!!! - she's in my sig

I was kinda hoping for an impression of me there though, but I'm not Canadian

Are my posts just too nondescript to lampoon?

Heineken Helen · May 2008

TrixieCat wrote:

Mine about the prezzies is Helen.
And the one I wrote about my balls being nicked is Byrnzie and the one about painting a picture of pee pee is Dunk.

I know Helen doesn't love me but I hope she knows it was in good fun.

It's alright cos I know you don't love me and I already got ya earlier in the thread

so we're even

oh and... it's pressies

Heineken Helen · May 2008

Hitch-Hiker wrote:

I Got it, I got it!!! - she's in my sig
I was kinda hoping for an impression of me there though, but I'm not Canadian Are my posts just too nondescript to lampoon?

can I post a picture of ya? That would kinda sum it up better me thinks!

Hitch-Hiker · May 2008

Heineken Helen wrote:

can I post a picture of ya? That would kinda sum it up better me thinks!

awww crap, what did you have in mind?

Heineken Helen · May 2008

Hitch-Hiker wrote:

awww crap, what did you have in mind?

Lol, there's a lovely one of you Jason and Dave a few weeks ago

anyway... thread integrity and all that :eek:

Hitch-Hiker · May 2008

Heineken Helen wrote:

Lol, there's a lovely one of you Jason and Dave a few weeks ago

anyway... thread integrity and all that :eek:

Ok, back on track....

I post 17 threads per hour! and I vote no.

ok, that was pretty lame.

haffajappa · May 2008

Heineken Helen wrote:

You might know this one:

Ok, what do I do, go to the concert or not? I'm lost, I don't think I know where I am. I LOST MY CAMERA BOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO... no that's not my camera, that's YOURS... mine's gone forever... oh say can you see, by the dawns early light... oh fuck, I'm Canadian :eek:

wouldnt ahve a clue either....
ok here's my try:

...
did you get it?
its silence... 'cos i'm passed out by 11:30.

ledvedderman · May 2008

(I'm going to pull out a oldie but a goodie for anyone that was on The Moving Train a couple years ago)

killing babbies is just immortal

Heineken Helen · May 2008

doin'the-evolution wrote:

wouldnt ahve a clue either....
ok here's my try:

...
did you get it?
its silence... 'cos i'm passed out by 11:30.

and on that note.... happy weekend

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