A teacher in my school shit himself today. LMFAO.

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  • rival.
    rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    he called the shit, poo!
  • Byrnzie
    Byrnzie Posts: 21,037
    Reminds me of this movie:
    http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2215/2340254277_60528c378d.jpg?v=0
  • meistereder
    meistereder Posts: 1,577
    cutback wrote:
    years ago i was working in an office and it was friday, end of the day and it had been a long week....one of my coworkers jumps up on his desk and proceeds to let out a massive fart....however, it wasn't exactly "all gas".....i've never seen a guy run so fast holding his ass :D

    now that was funny :D


    That's called gambling and losing.
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  • meistereder
    meistereder Posts: 1,577
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    when i was maybe 9, one of my classmates shat himself... i thought it was really funny... and I still regret that to this day :(


    When I was in 7th grade, a guy crapped his pants and the smell made me vomit. True story.
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  • Cocaine_Nosejob
    Cocaine_Nosejob Posts: 1,744
    "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast."

    "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"
    "The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"

    "The world fascinates me."

    "Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"

  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    meistereder wrote:
    When I was in 7th grade, a guy crapped his pants and the smell made me vomit. True story.
    kinda like a vicious cycle isnt it?
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    meistereder wrote:
    That's called gambling and losing.


    oh and he knew it :D
  • comebackwoman
    comebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    yellowled24 wrote:
    What school did you go to???

    *wrings hands, shakes and almost vomits*
    somewhere in western australia :eek: :p
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  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    Cocaine_Nosejob wrote:
    "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast."

    "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"

    OMFG!!! i just laughed so much i couldnt even repeat this to my daughter. didnt help that i just popped a piece of dark chocolate into my mouth. :D
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  • Cocaine_Nosejob
    Cocaine_Nosejob Posts: 1,744
    catefrances wrote:
    adam sandler is like shakespeare for the xbox generation.

    !!!! :D

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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    He wont be eating the cafeteria food for awhile
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

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  • SVRDhand13
    SVRDhand13 Posts: 26,998
    meistereder wrote:
    When I was in 7th grade, a guy crapped his pants and the smell made me vomit. True story.
    One time my dog shit on my floor, then my cat went over, smelt it, and then vomited. It was hilarious until someone had to clean it up.
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  • unifiedscene
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    Jeremy's Spoken wrote:
    'Tis true. My friend told me 2nd period it started to smell in the room, teacher left, a few minutes later the sub arrived, the teacher came back to get his things... 20 mins later he has a new pair of pants on. I would have NEVER came back to the class.

    hahahaha.

    ok im done.

    Poor bastard! I wouldn't just have left class, I'd have left town!
    she was underwhelmed, if that's a word
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Speaking of sharting

    The other day in a meeting at work in front of Managers,Directors the one Manager was trying to say "Service" and "Chart"

    It came out SHART..LOL

    If I had made eye contact with my buddy in the room we would have been kicked out
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  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Speaking of sharting

    The other day in a meeting at work in front of Managers,Directors the one Manager was trying to say "Service" and "Chart"

    It came out SHART..LOL

    If I had made eye contact with my buddy in the room we would have been kicked out

    Careful, PP. HR could be watching :p;)
  • pjoasisrule
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    SVRDhand13 wrote:
    One time my dog shit on my floor, then my cat went over, smelt it, and then vomited. It was hilarious until someone had to clean it up.

    My first time ever getting drunk......my friends dog shit on his floor and then we almost got my friend to eat it.
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  • SVRDhand13
    SVRDhand13 Posts: 26,998
    pjoasisrule wrote:
    My first time ever getting drunk......my friends dog shit on his floor and then we almost got my friend to eat it.
    Hahaha my buddy shit and pissed his pants when he was drunk in high school. But he didn't tell the rest of us until the next day. Then towards the end of high school he had a girl puke in his mouth when they were making out- that one I caught the tail end of. Thanks JS for making me reminisce about gross stories :).
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  • frank coztansa
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    I didn't know George Brett had gotten into teaching.
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  • LONGRD
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    GraySaturday wrote:
    Sometimes l really question wanting to be a teacher :eek:
    Definitely not in elementry school.

    True story: In 3rd grade, I saw a classmate playing with his penis in the back of the classroom. :eek:

    After that, I started sitting in the front of the classroom for the rest of my school career. I can't imagine what goes on in the back of the classroom in junior/high schools...crazy kids!
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  • NothinGBetteRPJMaN
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    SVRDhand13 wrote:
    One time my dog shit on my floor, then my cat went over, smelt it, and then vomited. It was hilarious until someone had to clean it up.

    My dog has eaten our cats' shit on more than one occasion as well as goose poop!
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