The Worst Movie Ever Made

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  • mnicole22
    mnicole22 Posts: 417
    PureandEasy wrote:
    Bringing out the Dead with Nicholas Cage

    God it was AWFUL

    Anything with Nicholas Cage.
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  • brainofPJ
    brainofPJ Posts: 2,361
    mnicole22 wrote:
    Anything with Nicholas Cage.


    this is good...

    Cage sucks just as bad as every movie he has been in. then again, maybe if he wasn't in these movies they wouldn't be so bad?


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  • Music For Rhinos
    Music For Rhinos Posts: 1,693
    PureandEasy wrote:
    Bringing out the Dead with Nicholas Cage

    God it was AWFUL



    Hmm, I like that movie.


    Anyway, to avoid wasting time, the trick is to realize BEFORE you watch the movie that it's probably going to suck and therefore isn't worth your time.

    Feardotcom is kind of a no-brainer as far as figuring out it probably sucks big time.
  • Snake
    Snake Posts: 2,605
    yeah any jaws movie besides the first one.

    One missed call, that movie just sucked so bad. I watched it with my friend, all of the sudden, WTF? that was the end?!? Its like stopping a movie half way through and saying "Thats it, good night everyone!"
    Anyone else hate this movie?

    Ill leave this part open in case I think of any more.
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  • mammasan
    mammasan Posts: 5,656
    Titanic - what a piece of over-hyped garbage. To this day I still can't understand how that is still the #1 grossing movie of all time.

    I would also have to through in Star Wars Episode I. Being a huge Star wars fan I felt so betrayed after that movie. That movie was a piece of shit. I would have listed Episode II but after seeing the first one my expectations where incredibly lower.
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  • angie76
    angie76 Posts: 646
    water world, ishtar, lucky you...
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  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,894
    iam_NOTREAL wrote:
    Jaws the Revenge - the shark follows Mrs. Brody to the Bahamas. Yeah, right.

    ...
    Yeah, what the shark checked the flight plan out of Logan to see where she was flying and followed her?


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  • mole1985
    mole1985 Posts: 1,119
    The nostril picker

    Yeah it's a real film.
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  • The Champ
    The Champ Posts: 4,063
    Rygar wrote:
    I'll throw The Family Stone and Dan in Real Life into the mix.

    'The Family Stone' was pretty fucking shitty, but I did enjoy 'Dan in Real Life.' You have to be in a certain mood for it and if I remember correctly, I was having a tender fucking moment that night..
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  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    mammasan wrote:
    Titanic - what a piece of over-hyped garbage. To this day I still can't understand how that is still the #1 grossing movie of all time.

    I would also have to through in Star Wars Episode I. Being a huge Star wars fan I felt so betrayed after that movie. That movie was a piece of shit. I would have listed Episode II but after seeing the first one my expectations where incredibly lower.

    100% agreed. Wait, maybe it was the new Indiana Jones movie... No, it was the Phantom Menace.
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  • mammasan
    mammasan Posts: 5,656
    eyedclaar wrote:
    100% agreed. Wait, maybe it was the new Indiana Jones movie... No, it was the Phantom Menace.

    Yes the latest Indy movie is definitely on the top of my shit list. That was 2+ hours of my life completely waisted.
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  • SomethingCreative
    SomethingCreative Kazoo, MI Posts: 3,412
    PureandEasy wrote:
    Bringing out the Dead with Nicholas Cage

    God it was AWFUL


    THANK YOU! lol


    boogyman definitely ranks up there as well
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  • ilovesinging
    ilovesinging Posts: 255
    mole1985 wrote:
    The nostril picker

    Yeah it's a real film.

    :eek: Wow! Titanic.....overrated. I didn't like Transformers,I'm not into all that stuff. (Bash me all you want. it's not the worst ever,but it's not that good.)
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  • iamica
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  • londonwpr
    londonwpr Posts: 293
    It's not the worst movie ever made, but it's an over-rated piece of dog sh*t:
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  • rival.
    rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    mammasan wrote:
    Yes the latest Indy movie is definitely on the top of my shit list. That was 2+ hours of my life completely waisted.

    i didn't think the new indy was THAT awful. no way it was worse than phantom menace
  • Touchofgray16
    Touchofgray16 Posts: 639
    In my opinion, the worst movie ever was "Mr. Brooks" starring the worst actor ever, Kevin Costner aka Mr. Happy Ending
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  • mammasan
    mammasan Posts: 5,656
    singularity wrote:
    i didn't think the new indy was THAT awful. no way it was worse than phantom menace

    Not worse but that was because Indy didn't have Jar Jar Binks. See I rate movies a little differently. A movie can be completely shitty but if my expectations are low upon seeing that movie there is no let down, hence it doesn't make my list. The movies that do make my list are those with high expectations that completely let me down, like the latest Indy movie. I waited 20 years for that movie and upon seeing it I wanted to kill someone, namely George Lucas. Same with Phantom Menace.

    Then of course you have your gigantic piece of crap movie like Waterworld and the Postman who regardless of my low expectations are such pieces of crap that they have to be on the list.
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  • mammasan
    mammasan Posts: 5,656
    Touchofgray16 wrote:
    In my opinion, the worst movie ever was "Mr. Brooks" starring the worst actor ever, Kevin Costner aka Mr. Happy Ending

    That was a pretty bad movie but no where near worst movie ever. I still say that Titanic should hold that title. The only redeamable quality about Titanic was Kate Winslets tits. Had it not been for them I probably would have torched the theatre.
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  • Hitch-Hiker
    Hitch-Hiker Posts: 2,873
    Pearl Harbour. Michael Bay should be shot for crimes against cinema.
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