is batman a real superhero?

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  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    If Batman ever manages to consume his own pointy-eared cranium, consider my mouth well and truly shut. ;)

    Until then, however, I will continue to shit on his name from a great height. :p

    hmm... maybe now might be a good time to mention im actually a fan of batman. :)
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  • hmm... maybe now might be a good time to mention im actually a fan of batman. :)
    Hey, that's your problem. ;) You started me on this tirade, and now? Now I can't ever stop!

    Except to sleep, which I must retreat to... now. G'night, true believers!

    Shit, that's Marvel.
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  • g under p
    g under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,236
    Who really cares if he is or isn't but just to answer he ain't no fricking super heroe. He even started out with a geeky sidekick not many SH have any.

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  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    Hey, that's your problem. ;) You started me on this tirade, and now? Now I can't ever stop!

    Except to sleep, which I must retreat to... now. G'night, true believers!

    Shit, that's Marvel.

    NO WAY!!! i accept responsibility only for what i say and do. youre on your own robin. :p

    be a man, don a cape and rubber suit and go kill stuff. :D
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  • Rock on
    Rock on Posts: 216
    be a man, don a cape and rubber suit and go kill stuff. :D

    Gee wizz! Batman never killed anything! :rolleyes: :p
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    Rock on wrote:
    Gee wizz! Batman never killed anything! :rolleyes: :p

    perhaps he shouldve. mightve cured some of those fetish issues hes got. :p
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  • Rock on
    Rock on Posts: 216
    perhaps he shouldve. mightve cured some of those fetish issues hes got. :p

    Like what? chock a chicken? :eek: :p I dont think that'll do it though.
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    Rock on wrote:
    Like what? chock a chicken? :eek: :p I dont think that'll do it though.

    i killed a bunny once.
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  • JordyWordy
    JordyWordy Posts: 2,261
    i killed a bunny once.

    thats just mean.
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    JordyWordy wrote:
    thats just mean.

    i was 4.
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  • i was 4.
    If you were any older, who knows what size of cute fuzzy-wuzzy animal you'd have slaughtered. :p
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  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    If you were any older, who knows what size of cute fuzzy-wuzzy animal you'd have slaughtered. :p

    it may even have scarred me for life turning me into someone who slinks about by night doling out justice to evildoers whilst wearing a rubber suit and utility belt. ;):D
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  • Byrnzie
    Byrnzie Posts: 21,037
    Doesn't he have Bat sense?

    Edit: Anyway, Spiderman was always my 1st choice of Superheroes, and I quite liked 'The Thing' - "It's clobberin' time!"
  • it may even have scarred me for life turning me into someone who slinks about by night doling out justice to evildoers whilst wearing a rubber suit and utility belt. ;):D
    Nah, no one's that screwed up in real life. Or at least, most people keep that kind of stuff inside their "special dungeons". Y'know - sorta like what Batman and Robin used to do to Alfred in the darker corners of the Batcave. ;)
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  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    Byrnzie wrote:
    Doesn't he have Bat sense?

    Edit: Anyway, Spiderman was always my 1st choice of Superheroes, and I quite liked 'The Thing'.

    no... youre thinking of batfink. ;):p:D

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMiDOkzfEZ4

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  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    Nah, no one's that screwed up in real life. Or at least, most people keep that kind of stuff inside their "special dungeons". Y'know - sorta like what Batman and Robin used to do to Alfred in the darker corners of the Batcave. ;)

    yes... yes... my special dunge... oops other peoples special dungeons. ;):D
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  • Byrnzie
    Byrnzie Posts: 21,037
    no... youre thinking of batfink. ;):p:D

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMiDOkzfEZ4

    your bullets can not harm me. my wings are like a shield of steel :D

    I remember Batfink and his arch enemy Hugo A-Go-Go.
    Didn't Batman have Bat sense aswell though? :confused:
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    Byrnzie wrote:
    I remember Batfink and his arch enemy Hugo A-Go-Go.
    Didn't Batman have Bat sense aswell though? :confused:

    i think hugo a go go is related to ralphy wiggum. :D

    what is bat sense? is that what they use when theres like a bazillion bats flying around in the dark and managing NOT to crash into each other? ;)
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  • JordyWordy
    JordyWordy Posts: 2,261
    i think hugo a go go is related to ralphy wiggum. :D

    what is bat sense? is that what they use when theres like a bazillion bats flying around in the dark and managing NOT to crash into each other? ;)

    :) that might be the first time ive seen "bazillion" typed out. love it!
  • decides2dream
    decides2dream Posts: 14,977
    He does all this shit WITHOUT super powers.



    exactly.
    so to answer the question, yes. you don't need superpowers to be a superhero. the fact that he is an ordinary man trying to accomplish extraordinary things, makes him super. :D
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