You have your average heroes, such as Zorro, Chief Wiggum, Collin, Lassie, Walker, Texas Ranger...
And then you have heroes who do more than saving the local farmer from drowning or slapping some petty thieves on the fingers... The guys who go after the real criminal masterminds, the real villians.
Batman is one of those. His achievements are super. He is super. He is extremely good, he is excellent, hence the premodifier super.
Please... you guys just have low standards.
Earthworm Jim is more of a superhero than Batman.
Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
i have very HIGH standards, thus why i am impressed when an amazing man, especially one withOUT superpowers....can perform super feats for the benefit of humanity. to me, that's a REAL superhero, one who does so withouth the benefit, and let's face it...the advantage of superpowers, and just does it with their own intellect and strength.
i have very HIGH standards, thus why i am impressed when an amazing man, especially one withOUT superpowers....can perform super feats for the benefit of humanity. to me, that's a REAL superhero, one who does so withouth the benefit, and let's face it...the advantage of superpowers, and just does it with their own intellect and strength.
Ouch.
So would you open the door to calling Gandhi and King superheroes? They fit your description - and they didn't even need the benefit, and let's face it... the advantage of a creepy leather suit.
Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
I guess he's not a SUPERhero because he has no super powers. but he's definitely better than all the other superheros; Superman, Spiderman, etc. Batman has so many cool villains and side characters. the whole Bruce Wayne/Batman thing is so much better than that dork Peter Parker or Clark Kent's tired act.
So would you open the door to calling Gandhi and King superheroes? They fit your description - and they didn't even need the benefit, and let's face it... the advantage of a creepy leather suit.
no.
because let's face it, superheros aren't real. :eek: i know, i know...sorry to burst your bubble. anyhoo, superheroes are silly fun. gandhi and king are not....very real men who did extrodinary things in the real world. but within the silliness and unreal world of superheroes....you BET....batman IS a superhero!
and amen on the sexiness too. if being done up in black leather is being a deviant, what's so wrong with that
i can't believe this thread is still going....he's a superhero. period. lock this shit up lol
i cannot believe i even debated this topic ....damn you cate.
4 pages long...of what? discussing world peace? hahaha. then again, at least batman is a bit more 'elevated' than many other topics on this forum most of the time.
and yes...hellooooooooo....black leather? with christian bale IN it?! deviant? i'm IN. :cool:
i said the same thing earlier, after a few posts i was like WTF am i doing? a testament to how near and dear the batman character is to me heart i guess lol
and yes...hellooooooooo....black leather? with christian bale IN it?! deviant? i'm IN. :cool:
me tooooo! hot DAMN that man is sexy in that getup. grrr. there's always been that dark bent to the batman mystique, another reason it's appealing i suppose!
What Batman's mum said when she first caught him wearing leathers
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
OK come on.... the dark mask completes the 'Dark Knight' look.
Otherwise it's just the 'Dark (K)Jump suit' :rolleyes:
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
i said the same thing earlier, after a few posts i was like WTF am i doing? a testament to how near and dear the batman character is to me heart i guess lol
me tooooo! hot DAMN that man is sexy in that getup. grrr. there's always been that dark bent to the batman mystique, another reason it's appealing i suppose!
yes, don't know why...he's really the only superhero, especially on film...that i ever really got into/enjoyed. i was never a comics fan and yea the tv show, hahahahaha.
i posted earlier about rewatching the earlier burton batman flicks and wow, at the time, loved em...but now? for me, don't even hold a candle next to nolan's vision. and don't even get me started on the 'best' batman. bale hands down, but in the past i know i was in the minority b/c kilmer was my fave batman from the flicks. christian bale OWNs batman. he is him....and hell yes, he is one kick-ass, sex on a stick SUPERHERO. :cool:
oooohhhhhh, he can wear it, if he likes. as long as that mouth is readily accessible, it's all good. i'm sure those batears are good for, errrrm...pulling? hahaha. superfreak, super hero...super sexy.
yes, don't know why...he's really the only superhero, especially on film...that i ever really got into/enjoyed. i was never a comics fan and yea the tv show, hahahahaha.
i posted earlier about rewatching the earlier burton batman flicks and wow, at the time, loved em...but now? for me, don't even hold a candle next to nolan's vision. and don't even get me started on the 'best' batman. bale hands down, but in the past i know i was in the minority b/c kilmer was my fave batman from the flicks. christian bale OWNs batman. he is him....and hell yes, he is one kick-ass, sex on a stick SUPERHERO. :cool:
he was always my favorite superhero and i wasn't really into the whole comic book thing either. i watched the cheesy show religiously as a kid, had an inordinate affection for the batmobile too lol i think batman might actually have been my first official crush too, as little as i was lol
i loved the burton movies, i'll have to watch them again now, cuz i seriously adored the way nolan's movie was shot. it has that sinister feel to it, i dug that a lot.
and yeah....bale is just....damn. well i better just stop lol
oooohhhhhh, he can wear it, if he likes. as long as that mouth is readily accessible, it's all good. i'm sure those batears are good for, errrrm...pulling? hahaha. superfreak, super hero...super sexy.
I hear that the next batman movie will feature our caped crusader doing a pole dance in a gay bar to the tune of 'You Can Leave Your Hat On'.
So there...
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
oooohhhhhh, he can wear it, if he likes. as long as that mouth is readily accessible, it's all good. i'm sure those batears are good for, errrrm...pulling? hahaha. superfreak, super hero...super sexy.
he was always my favorite superhero and i wasn't really into the whole comic book thing either. i watched the cheesy show religiously as a kid, had an inordinate affection for the batmobile too lol i think batman might actually have been my first official crush too, as little as i was lol
i loved the burton movies, i'll have to watch them again now, cuz i seriously adored the way nolan's movie was shot. it has that sinister feel to it, i dug that a lot.
and yeah....bale is just....damn. well i better just stop lol
great minds think alike sugar lol
oh i watched the show as a child too.
and the batmobile.......soooo cool! seriously, all the other superheroes, yea, they are all freaks...but none in the dark, mysterious sexy nighttime vision that is batman. at least the new batman. i mean when you think about it, they ALL are bizarro world stuff, kinda like comic mythology. just reminded me of hancock. didn't love it, but the whole idea of gods....angels...superheroes.....etc. anyhooooooo...batman is SOOO a superhero.
urbanhippie, the cape is just toal frosting. besides, great to envelope you into the fold. ok. i'll stop now.......:o
i'd rather watch that than some dumpy little ghost heehee
You'd rather watch that than a lot of things, I'm sure.
Leave the Gay Ghost out of this, he can be gay if he wants. It's the 21st century.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
i need to go clean my brain with some rubbing alcohol lol
That's what she said.........
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
gay ghost would be running the gay bar if batman was working the pole, that's all i'm saying. not that there's anything wrong with it
now i got the visual of casper with a ball gag...i need to go clean my brain with some rubbing alcohol lol
:eek:
oh toto, we've seemed to take a wrong turn...somewhere.........:p
seriously, is there a sexier superhero - of the male variety - than batman? i think not. all the rest are quite freakish, and definitely not so dark and mysterious....with their sexy batcave and all that. besides, NONE have had such a hottie as christian bale BE them, so hands down means
To be fair, though, you're all just proving us right on the "gimp suit/S&M" argument.
So I know this is the wrong thread, but it's related.
I vote the next Batman villain should be The Gimp-Pimp and should be played by Eddie Izzard and 47 changes of outfit.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
To be fair, though, you're all just proving us right on the "gimp suit/S&M" argument.
ooooooooooo rhino.....*shakes head*...you are just so not understanding! batman is sooo above all that. the leather is just a start. obviously tho, since you don't accept him as a superhero, you just can't get it.
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Earthworm Jim is more of a superhero than Batman.
well we ARE debating with YOU.
good point.
:eek:
just kidding.
i have very HIGH standards, thus why i am impressed when an amazing man, especially one withOUT superpowers....can perform super feats for the benefit of humanity. to me, that's a REAL superhero, one who does so withouth the benefit, and let's face it...the advantage of superpowers, and just does it with their own intellect and strength.
Let's just breathe...
I am myself like you somehow
So would you open the door to calling Gandhi and King superheroes? They fit your description - and they didn't even need the benefit, and let's face it... the advantage of a creepy leather suit.
Pearl Jam bootlegs:
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no.
because let's face it, superheros aren't real. :eek: i know, i know...sorry to burst your bubble. anyhoo, superheroes are silly fun.
Let's just breathe...
I am myself like you somehow
and amen on the sexiness too. if being done up in black leather is being a deviant, what's so wrong with that
i can't believe this thread is still going....he's a superhero. period. lock this shit up lol
i cannot believe i even debated this topic
4 pages long...of what? discussing world peace?
and yes...hellooooooooo....black leather? with christian bale IN it?! deviant? i'm IN. :cool:
Let's just breathe...
I am myself like you somehow
i said the same thing earlier, after a few posts i was like WTF am i doing? a testament to how near and dear the batman character is to me heart i guess lol
me tooooo! hot DAMN that man is sexy in that getup. grrr. there's always been that dark bent to the batman mystique, another reason it's appealing i suppose!
What Batman's mum said when she first caught him wearing leathers
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
glad he didn't listen
Wembley 18/06/07
If there was a reason, it was you.
O2 Arena 18/09/09
OK come on.... the dark mask completes the 'Dark Knight' look.
Otherwise it's just the 'Dark (K)Jump suit' :rolleyes:
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
yes, don't know why...he's really the only superhero, especially on film...that i ever really got into/enjoyed. i was never a comics fan and yea the tv show, hahahahaha.
i posted earlier about rewatching the earlier burton batman flicks and wow, at the time, loved em...but now? for me, don't even hold a candle next to nolan's vision. and don't even get me started on the 'best' batman. bale hands down, but in the past i know i was in the minority b/c kilmer was my fave batman from the flicks. christian bale OWNs batman. he is him....and hell yes, he is one kick-ass, sex on a stick SUPERHERO. :cool:
oooohhhhhh, he can wear it, if he likes. as long as that mouth is readily accessible, it's all good.
Let's just breathe...
I am myself like you somehow
And the cape....
Wembley 18/06/07
If there was a reason, it was you.
O2 Arena 18/09/09
i loved the burton movies, i'll have to watch them again now, cuz i seriously adored the way nolan's movie was shot. it has that sinister feel to it, i dug that a lot.
and yeah....bale is just....damn. well i better just stop lol
great minds think alike sugar lol
I hear that the next batman movie will feature our caped crusader doing a pole dance in a gay bar to the tune of 'You Can Leave Your Hat On'.
So there...
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Ok, I think I can see where this is going......
Wembley 18/06/07
If there was a reason, it was you.
O2 Arena 18/09/09
oh i watched the show as a child too.
and the batmobile.......soooo cool! seriously, all the other superheroes, yea, they are all freaks...but none in the dark, mysterious sexy nighttime vision that is batman.
urbanhippie, the cape is just toal frosting. besides, great to envelope you into the fold. ok. i'll stop now.......:o
Let's just breathe...
I am myself like you somehow
Wembley 18/06/07
If there was a reason, it was you.
O2 Arena 18/09/09
You'd rather watch that than a lot of things, I'm sure.
Leave the Gay Ghost out of this, he can be gay if he wants. It's the 21st century.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
now i got the visual of casper with a ball gag...i need to go clean my brain with some rubbing alcohol lol
That's what she said.........
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
:eek:
oh toto, we've seemed to take a wrong turn...somewhere.........:p
seriously, is there a sexier superhero - of the male variety - than batman? i think not. all the rest are quite freakish, and definitely not so dark and mysterious....with their sexy batcave and all that. besides, NONE have had such a hottie as christian bale BE them, so hands down means
batman = superhero.
that's all i'm sayin'....;)
Let's just breathe...
I am myself like you somehow
I'm just saying Christian Bale + leather= yummy...
Wembley 18/06/07
If there was a reason, it was you.
O2 Arena 18/09/09
So I know this is the wrong thread, but it's related.
I vote the next Batman villain should be The Gimp-Pimp and should be played by Eddie Izzard and 47 changes of outfit.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
ooooooooooo rhino.....*shakes head*...you are just so not understanding!
Let's just breathe...
I am myself like you somehow
I don't even want to think about what superpowers you guys would give him.
Anything involving Eddie Izzard automatically gets the go-ahead from me.