is batman a real superhero?

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  • urbanhippie
    urbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    That's like putting lipstick on a tramp and calling him a supermodel.
    Didn't they try that already? They called her Kate Moss ;)
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  • DeetroitBaasketball
    DeetroitBaasketball Posts: 379
    Is he super? Yes. Is he a hero? Yes. Well, he was. What? Nothing. Gotta go...
  • chiquimonkey
    chiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Oh, I have no problem saying that Badman is some sort of be-gimped badass. As a hero, I can understand the appeal. But as a superhero, he's shit. :p Does putting on a costume really make someone a superhero? That's like putting lipstick on a tramp and calling him a supermodel.
    he IS a superhero, while he didn't get bit by some jacked up spider or came from another planet, he has superhuman powers in the sense that he feels compelled to kick 10 kinds of ass.

    sorry, i can't take trash talk about batman!

    and he's not a gimp, he has the hottest outfit out of everybody. black capes = badass lol
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    urbanhippie wrote:
    Didn't they try that already? They called her Kate Moss ;)
    Zing! :D Between her and Bruce Wayne, this thread really is full of skanks. :p
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  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    he IS a superhero, while he didn't get bit by some jacked up spider or came from another planet, he has superhuman powers in the sense that he feels compelled to kick 10 kinds of ass.

    sorry, i can't take trash talk about batman!

    and he's not a gimp, he has the hottest outfit out of everybody. black capes = badass lol
    That's like saying a serial assault convict is a superhero, just cos he feels compelled to kick 10 kinds of ass. :p Batman just does it while making the criminals have confusing feelings about leather. Mind games, or something.
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  • chiquimonkey
    chiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    That's like saying a serial assault convict is a superhero, just cos he feels compelled to kick 10 kinds of ass. :p Batman just does it while making the criminals have confusing feelings about leather. Mind games, or something.
    well he does it for good, obviously! and mind games just means he's smarter about it....not just all about brute force.

    the leather thing doesn't bother me one bit lol

    and how is he a skank, i missed that explanation!
  • WindyCityFlyer
    WindyCityFlyer Posts: 244
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    That's like saying a serial assault convict is a superhero, just cos he feels compelled to kick 10 kinds of ass. :p Batman just does it while making the criminals have confusing feelings about leather. Mind games, or something.



    Why all the Batman hate?


    Are you jealous that Ireland has no cool superheros?


    Does the dude from the Lucky Charms box count as a superhero?
    They say I'm rappin like BIG, jay, and tupac
    Andre 3000 where is eryka badu at
    Who dat
    Who dat said dey gon beat lil wayne
    My name ain't Bic but I keep dat flame man

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  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    WindyCityFlyer wrote:
    Why all the Batman hate?


    Are you jealous that Ireland has no cool superheros?


    Does the dude from the Lucky Charms box count as a superhero?
    Ahem.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banshee_%28comics%29
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shamrock_%28comics%29
    And... um...
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_Ghost
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  • WindyCityFlyer
    WindyCityFlyer Posts: 244
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Ahem.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banshee_%28comics%29
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shamrock_%28comics%29
    And... um...
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_Ghost



    Banshee sucks.

    Who?

    And Gay Ghost...LOL!
    They say I'm rappin like BIG, jay, and tupac
    Andre 3000 where is eryka badu at
    Who dat
    Who dat said dey gon beat lil wayne
    My name ain't Bic but I keep dat flame man

    2008 CHICAGO CUBS MAGIC NUMBER = 62

    BEAR DOWN!!!!!
  • chiquimonkey
    chiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_Ghost

    "The Gay Ghost is able to leave Collins' body at will and can also materialise/dematerialise at will. Apart from that he is a keen sword and hand to hand fighter."

    yup, i bet he is haha

    i ain't never heard of any of those cats lol
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    "The Gay Ghost is able to leave Collins' body at will and can also materialise/dematerialise at will. Apart from that he is a keen sword and hand to hand fighter."

    yup, i bet he is haha

    i ain't never heard of any of those cats lol

    They're not superheroes because you've never heard of them? Good logic.

    I've never heard of Pearl Jam. They can't be an actual band.
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  • WindyCityFlyer
    WindyCityFlyer Posts: 244
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    They're not superheroes because you've never heard of them? Good logic.

    I've never heard of Pearl Jam. They can't be an actual band.



    See...I don't believe you here.
    They say I'm rappin like BIG, jay, and tupac
    Andre 3000 where is eryka badu at
    Who dat
    Who dat said dey gon beat lil wayne
    My name ain't Bic but I keep dat flame man

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    BEAR DOWN!!!!!
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    WindyCityFlyer wrote:
    See...I don't believe you here.

    Sarcasm buddy.

    Merely pointing out the fact that just because you haven't heard of a superhero, doesn't make them an invalid superhero. Except for Daredevil. He was an invalid.
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  • WindyCityFlyer
    WindyCityFlyer Posts: 244
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Sarcasm buddy.

    Merely pointing out the fact that just because you haven't heard of a superhero, doesn't make them an invalid superhero. Except for Daredevil. He was an invalid.



    Orly?
    They say I'm rappin like BIG, jay, and tupac
    Andre 3000 where is eryka badu at
    Who dat
    Who dat said dey gon beat lil wayne
    My name ain't Bic but I keep dat flame man

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    BEAR DOWN!!!!!
  • chiquimonkey
    chiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    They're not superheroes because you've never heard of them? Good logic.

    I've never heard of Pearl Jam. They can't be an actual band.
    not saying they aren't superheroes, just that i haven't heard of them.

    and we're all talking about comic book characters, wasn't much logic to be applied here to begin with :p
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    WindyCityFlyer wrote:
    Orly?

    Which bit?

    Doesn't matter anyway.... yeah, rly.
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  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    not saying they aren't superheroes, just that i haven't heard of them.

    and we're all talking about comic book characters, wasn't much logic to be applied here to begin with :p
    Still, a swordfighting ghost... That's far better than some poxy Bat-that-is-a-man. :p
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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Still, a swordfighting ghost... That's far better than some poxy Bat-that-is-a-man. :p

    I agree... when I think of a sword-wielding ghost I think of coats of armour, medieval Britain and ghosts possessing ... well, coats of armour, and having swordfights. There's some internal logic there.

    But bats fighting crime? Hmmm... Bats hang out in crowds and shit on people that walk underneath.
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    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • chiquimonkey
    chiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Still, a swordfighting ghost... That's far better than some poxy Bat-that-is-a-man. :p
    i love swordfighting, but batman is still way better, no argument :) he has a pimp house, and sweet car too :cool:
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    i love swordfighting, but batman is still way better, no argument :) he has a pimp house, and sweet car too :cool:

    So does Jay-Z
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