is batman a real superhero?

urbanhippie

decides2dream wrote:

and yes...hellooooooooo....black leather? with christian bale IN it?! deviant? i'm IN. :cool:

Oh yes!!! But only if he loses the silly hat

harmless_little_f***

urbanhippie wrote:

Oh yes!!! But only if he loses the silly hat

OK come on.... the dark mask completes the 'Dark Knight' look.

Otherwise it's just the 'Dark (K)Jump suit' :rolleyes:

decides2dream

chiquimonkey wrote:

i said the same thing earlier, after a few posts i was like WTF am i doing? a testament to how near and dear the batman character is to me heart i guess lol


me tooooo! hot DAMN that man is sexy in that getup. grrr. there's always been that dark bent to the batman mystique, another reason it's appealing i suppose!

yes, don't know why...he's really the only superhero, especially on film...that i ever really got into/enjoyed. i was never a comics fan and yea the tv show, hahahahaha.

i posted earlier about rewatching the earlier burton batman flicks and wow, at the time, loved em...but now? for me, don't even hold a candle next to nolan's vision. and don't even get me started on the 'best' batman. bale hands down, but in the past i know i was in the minority b/c kilmer was my fave batman from the flicks. christian bale OWNs batman. he is him....and hell yes, he is one kick-ass, sex on a stick SUPERHERO. :cool:

urbanhippie wrote:

Oh yes!!! But only if he loses the silly hat

oooohhhhhh, he can wear it, if he likes. as long as that mouth is readily accessible, it's all good. i'm sure those batears are good for, errrrm...pulling? hahaha. superfreak, super hero...super sexy.

urbanhippie

harmless_little_f*** wrote:

OK come on.... the dark mask completes the 'Dark Knight' look.

Otherwise it's just the 'Dark (K)Jump suit' :rolleyes:

Nah...but he can keep the belt...;)

And the cape....

chiquimonkey

decides2dream wrote:

yes, don't know why...he's really the only superhero, especially on film...that i ever really got into/enjoyed. i was never a comics fan and yea the tv show, hahahahaha.

i posted earlier about rewatching the earlier burton batman flicks and wow, at the time, loved em...but now? for me, don't even hold a candle next to nolan's vision. and don't even get me started on the 'best' batman. bale hands down, but in the past i know i was in the minority b/c kilmer was my fave batman from the flicks. christian bale OWNs batman. he is him....and hell yes, he is one kick-ass, sex on a stick SUPERHERO. :cool:

he was always my favorite superhero and i wasn't really into the whole comic book thing either. i watched the cheesy show religiously as a kid, had an inordinate affection for the batmobile too lol i think batman might actually have been my first official crush too, as little as i was lol

i loved the burton movies, i'll have to watch them again now, cuz i seriously adored the way nolan's movie was shot. it has that sinister feel to it, i dug that a lot.

and yeah....bale is just....damn. well i better just stop lol

oooohhhhhh, he can wear it, if he likes. as long as that mouth is readily accessible, it's all good. i'm sure those batears are good for, errrrm...pulling? hahaha. superfreak, super hero...super sexy.

great minds think alike sugar lol

harmless_little_f***

urbanhippie wrote:

Nah...but he can keep the belt...;)

And the cape....

I hear that the next batman movie will feature our caped crusader doing a pole dance in a gay bar to the tune of 'You Can Leave Your Hat On'.

So there...

chiquimonkey

harmless_little_f*** wrote:

I hear that the next batman movie will feature our caped crusader doing a pole dance in a gay bar to the tune of 'You Can Leave Your Hat On'.

So there...

i'd rather watch that than some dumpy little ghost heehee

Rhinocerous Surprise

I think I'll excuse myself from this part of the conversation.

urbanhippie

decides2dream wrote:

oooohhhhhh, he can wear it, if he likes. as long as that mouth is readily accessible, it's all good. i'm sure those batears are good for, errrrm...pulling? hahaha. superfreak, super hero...super sexy.

Hahaha!

Ok, I think I can see where this is going......

decides2dream

chiquimonkey wrote:

he was always my favorite superhero and i wasn't really into the whole comic book thing either. i watched the cheesy show religiously as a kid, had an inordinate affection for the batmobile too lol i think batman might actually have been my first official crush too, as little as i was lol

i loved the burton movies, i'll have to watch them again now, cuz i seriously adored the way nolan's movie was shot. it has that sinister feel to it, i dug that a lot.

and yeah....bale is just....damn. well i better just stop lol


great minds think alike sugar lol

oh i watched the show as a child too.
and the batmobile.......soooo cool! seriously, all the other superheroes, yea, they are all freaks...but none in the dark, mysterious sexy nighttime vision that is batman. at least the new batman. i mean when you think about it, they ALL are bizarro world stuff, kinda like comic mythology. just reminded me of hancock. didn't love it, but the whole idea of gods....angels...superheroes.....etc. anyhooooooo...batman is SOOO a superhero.



urbanhippie, the cape is just toal frosting. besides, great to envelope you into the fold. ok. i'll stop now.......:o

urbanhippie

Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:

I think I'll excuse myself from this part of the conversation.

harmless_little_f***

chiquimonkey wrote:

i'd rather watch that than some dumpy little ghost heehee

You'd rather watch that than a lot of things, I'm sure.

Leave the Gay Ghost out of this, he can be gay if he wants. It's the 21st century.

chiquimonkey

harmless_little_f*** wrote:

You'd rather watch that than a lot of things, I'm sure.

Leave the Gay Ghost out of this, he can be gay if he wants. It's the 21st century.

gay ghost would be running the gay bar if batman was working the pole, that's all i'm saying. not that there's anything wrong with it

now i got the visual of casper with a ball gag...i need to go clean my brain with some rubbing alcohol lol

harmless_little_f***

chiquimonkey wrote:

i need to go clean my brain with some rubbing alcohol lol

That's what she said.........

decides2dream

chiquimonkey wrote:

gay ghost would be running the gay bar if batman was working the pole, that's all i'm saying. not that there's anything wrong with it

now i got the visual of casper with a ball gag...i need to go clean my brain with some rubbing alcohol lol

:eek:


oh toto, we've seemed to take a wrong turn...somewhere.........:p





seriously, is there a sexier superhero - of the male variety - than batman? i think not. all the rest are quite freakish, and definitely not so dark and mysterious....with their sexy batcave and all that. besides, NONE have had such a hottie as christian bale BE them, so hands down means

batman = superhero.


that's all i'm sayin'....;)

Rhinocerous Surprise

urbanhippie wrote:

To be fair, though, you're all just proving us right on the "gimp suit/S&M" argument.

urbanhippie

Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:

To be fair, though, you're all just proving us right on the "gimp suit/S&M" argument.

Hey, my argument isn't bat + man = superhero

I'm just saying Christian Bale + leather= yummy...

harmless_little_f***

Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:

To be fair, though, you're all just proving us right on the "gimp suit/S&M" argument.

So I know this is the wrong thread, but it's related.

I vote the next Batman villain should be The Gimp-Pimp and should be played by Eddie Izzard and 47 changes of outfit.

decides2dream

Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:

To be fair, though, you're all just proving us right on the "gimp suit/S&M" argument.

ooooooooooo rhino.....*shakes head*...you are just so not understanding! batman is sooo above all that. the leather is just a start. obviously tho, since you don't accept him as a superhero, you just can't get it.

Rhinocerous Surprise

urbanhippie wrote:

Hey, my argument isn't bat + man = superhero

I'm just saying Christian Bale + leather= yummy...

I don't even want to think about what superpowers you guys would give him.

harmless_little_f*** wrote:

So I know this is the wrong thread, but it's related.

I vote the next Batman villain should be The Gimp-Pimp and should be played by Eddie Izzard and 47 changes of outfit.

Anything involving Eddie Izzard automatically gets the go-ahead from me. Just don't send the Gimp-Gimp to Alcatraz.