Lamest way to get a girls Phone Number

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  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    AmentsChick wrote:
    Slut. :p


    Hello, kettle :p
  • Drop The Leash 10
    Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    "YO BITCH! GIVE ME YA DIGITZ"

    always works for me.....
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    Once I get out of this town


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  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    small town beck wrote:
    Hello, kettle :p

    pfft... :rolleyes: Typical Canadian! :p:D
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  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    AmentsChick wrote:
    pfft... :rolleyes : Typical Canadian! : p : D


    What are you on aboot, eh? :D

    Well I was going to use the old "funny that is what your dad calls me too" but thought I might have been crossing the line... when has THAT ever stopped me before?? :confused: :eek: Like I am becoming human :p;)
  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    how much do polar bears weigh ??



    enough to break the ice... hi im jason :)




    i know this is an old line
  • Cosmo
    Cosmo Posts: 12,225
    AmentsChick wrote:
    Well...if it was YOU, you'd probably make it look smooth.
    ...
    If that was me... I wouldn't have to explain how I lied and tricked you into getting your phone number... hey, wait... I got your phone number!
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  • mattcozea
    mattcozea Posts: 377
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    I think their was a movie similar to that

    David Spade stole the chics dog I think ?
    Yeah, but he also gave her a tape with Pearl Jam on it. ;)
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  • Swan
    Swan Posts: 350
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    how much do polar bears weigh ??



    enough to break the ice... hi im jason :)




    i know this is an old line

    would you like some wine with that cheese?
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  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    how much do polar bears weigh ??



    enough to break the ice... hi im jason :)




    i know this is an old line
    I have heard (or read) you say that so many times...I only now just got it.
    Clever.
    :)
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Cosmo wrote:
    ...
    If that was me... I wouldn't have to explain how I lied and tricked you into getting your phone number... hey, wait... I got your phone number!

    HAHAHA. Yeah you did!
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  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    TrixieCat wrote:
    I have heard (or read) you say that so many times...I only now just got it.
    Clever.
    :)

    HAHAHAHAHA. And I thought I was the blonde in this relationship. :rolleyes:
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  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Swan wrote:
    would you like some wine with that cheese?

    How about this one then...

    Is that a mirror in your pocket because I can sure see myself in your pants...

    Probably as old as J's polar bear joke. For the record, if there is a bad polar bear joke, I haven't heard it.
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  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    TrixieCat wrote:
    I have heard (or read) you say that so many times...I only now just got it.
    Clever.
    :)

    Not sure if I would have admitted that, but hey, at least your honest. Wonder what that is like...
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  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    My personal favorite is "If I told you you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"
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  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Not sure if I would have admitted that, but hey, at least your honest. Wonder what that is like...
    I don't care.
    I know I have a good head on my shoulders.
    I was always reading it as one of these jokes we used to tell when I was on tour..like:
    What does a guy with a foot long p#$is eat for breakfast?
    Anything he wants.
    :p
    See?
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • nfanel
    nfanel Posts: 2,558
    AmentsChick wrote:
    My dad always wants to look at my phone...to check out the features and stuff...I'm like NO WAY!! That makes me so uncomfortable. Like, these days, a cell phone is like a really personal thing.

    Nightmare...I just reread that...and I sound like a complete "valley girl". :eek:
    sure with all the dirty pics and whatnot. ;):p:D
  • nfanel
    nfanel Posts: 2,558
    AmentsChick wrote:
    Tell that to nfanel! It was her idea!! I just followed her around.
    :D come back!
  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    AmentsChick wrote:
    My personal favorite is "If I told you you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"

    One of my faves is.. you lick your finger and hold it to directed person's shirt and say "Whaddya say you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?" ;) LMAO
  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    nfanel wrote:
    sure with all the dirty pics and whatnot. ;):p:D
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  • libragirl
    libragirl Posts: 4,632
    AmentsChick wrote:
    SHHHHHHHH! What happens in email stays in email.
    I hope that is so.
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.

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