You were drinking "wooder" I figured you were not drinking
Are you kidding?! I had demolished almost an entire bottle of wine by that point. :eek: I had to get some "wooder" in me so as to remember at least SOME of the show.
P.S. You didn't notice I was completely buzzed up?
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Are you kidding?! I had demolished almost an entire bottle of wine by that point. :eek: I had to get some "wooder" in me so as to remember at least SOME of the show.
P.S. You didn't notice I was completely buzzed up?
Wow !
I didn't notice
You did drift from time to time...but I thought you were day dreaming of Jeff
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HAHA I actually did the cell phone move a few weeks ago, but under totally different circumstances. It was a girl I had been seeing for a couple weeks and she was getting dragged out of the bar by her friends. She said "she couldn't wait to talk/see me again" so I did the dial trick on her phone and called her a few minutes later. She wasn't creeped out she liked it and ended coming back.
But ya if it was some random girl in a bar who you had never talked to then you would be creep.
i heard a good pick up line the other day
"smile if you want to kiss me"
I reckon it would be almost impossible to not do a little smirk/smile.
Yeh, I got that one a couple of years back 'smile if ya fancy me' I thought it was brilliant... so cheesy and simple but great cos you smile at the cheese and simplicity
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HAHA I actually did the cell phone move a few weeks ago, but under totally different circumstances. It was a girl I had been seeing for a couple weeks and she was getting dragged out of the bar by her friends. She said "she couldn't wait to talk/see me again" so I did the dial trick on her phone and called her a few minutes later. She wasn't creeped out she liked it and ended coming back.
But ya if it was some random girl in a bar who you had never talked to then you would be creep.
That's not totally lame like the guys who met the girl that night
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The correct approach is to steal her phone altogether without her knowing, wait a couple of days, and then call her up saying you found it and that you'd like to return it and no, you couldn't possibly accept any kind of reward...
That's how you meet the chicks!
How exactly are you supposed to call her up in this genius plan....if you have her phone?!?!?! lol
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How exactly are you supposed to call her up in this genius plan....if you have her phone?!?!?! lol
Clearly, you'd have to get the phone number of one of her hot friends off the phone so she could relay the message. Of course, that way you can also scam on the hot friend because she thinks you are a kind and generous individual.
I don't know, work with me here.
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Clearly, you'd have to get the phone number of one of her hot friends off the phone so she could relay the message. Of course, that way you can also scam on the hot friend because she thinks you are a kind and generous individual.
I don't know, work with me here.
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Clearly, you'd have to get the phone number of one of her hot friends off the phone so she could relay the message. Of course, that way you can also scam on the hot friend because she thinks you are a kind and generous individual.
I don't know, work with me here.
Plus, I think her home phone number would be on there if she lives with other people
You call her home number
Not that I condone this activity
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*walks on up to the bar*
Hey you're just jealous...
*wiping tears*
You were drinking "wooder" I figured you were not drinking
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
Are you kidding?! I had demolished almost an entire bottle of wine by that point. :eek: I had to get some "wooder" in me so as to remember at least SOME of the show.
P.S. You didn't notice I was completely buzzed up?
Thanks dude
I know...she's a hater
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The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
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Wow !
I didn't notice
You did drift from time to time...but I thought you were day dreaming of Jeff
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
I was all lushed up.
Oh damn...I thought I read
*walking on top of the bar*
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Only the married ones...and the underage ones...
HaHa !! Thats awesome
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Thank you
ARE YOU FREAKING ME?!!!!!!! This is the same kid who asks GS if she wants to see his butt. LOL!
Can I have your phone number? Pretty please...
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"smile if you want to kiss me"
I reckon it would be almost impossible to not do a little smirk/smile.
But ya if it was some random girl in a bar who you had never talked to then you would be creep.
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
That's not totally lame like the guys who met the girl that night
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
HaHa !!
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She PM You ?
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Actually she did. I totally got her digits... well, half of them anyway. See guys, that's how its done. Just listen to ol' eyed.
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How exactly are you supposed to call her up in this genius plan....if you have her phone?!?!?! lol
nowadays hits you when you're young
Clearly, you'd have to get the phone number of one of her hot friends off the phone so she could relay the message. Of course, that way you can also scam on the hot friend because she thinks you are a kind and generous individual.
I don't know, work with me here.
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i like your sig
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Plus, I think her home phone number would be on there if she lives with other people
You call her home number
Not that I condone this activity
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers