Lamest way to get a girls Phone Number

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  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    I like this kid's technique. http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=5643263&postcount=514
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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    I like this kid's technique. http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=5643263&postcount=514

    HaHa !! Thats awesome

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  • Sea
    Sea Posts: 3,144
    Please take personal chit-chat to private message and please respect topic integrity.

    Thank you
  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    I like this kid's technique. http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=5643263&postcount=514

    ARE YOU FREAKING ME?!!!!!!! This is the same kid who asks GS if she wants to see his butt. LOL!
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  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Sea wrote:
    Please take personal chit-chat to private message and please respect topic integrity.

    Thank you

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  • nick1977
    nick1977 Posts: 327
    That is one of the most chicken shit moves I've ever heard.
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    AmentsChick wrote:
    ARE YOU FREAKING ME?!!!!!!! This is the same kid who asks GS if she wants to see his butt. LOL!
    You ladies like a man who's direct, right? :p
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  • Samule
    Samule Posts: 3,231
    i heard a good pick up line the other day
    "smile if you want to kiss me"
    I reckon it would be almost impossible to not do a little smirk/smile.
  • kristophed
    kristophed Posts: 73
    HAHA I actually did the cell phone move a few weeks ago, but under totally different circumstances. It was a girl I had been seeing for a couple weeks and she was getting dragged out of the bar by her friends. She said "she couldn't wait to talk/see me again" so I did the dial trick on her phone and called her a few minutes later. She wasn't creeped out she liked it and ended coming back.

    But ya if it was some random girl in a bar who you had never talked to then you would be creep.
  • Heineken Helen
    Heineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    Samule wrote:
    i heard a good pick up line the other day
    "smile if you want to kiss me"
    I reckon it would be almost impossible to not do a little smirk/smile.
    Yeh, I got that one a couple of years back 'smile if ya fancy me' :D I thought it was brilliant... so cheesy and simple but great cos you smile at the cheese and simplicity :D
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  • Phantom Pain
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    kristophed wrote:
    HAHA I actually did the cell phone move a few weeks ago, but under totally different circumstances. It was a girl I had been seeing for a couple weeks and she was getting dragged out of the bar by her friends. She said "she couldn't wait to talk/see me again" so I did the dial trick on her phone and called her a few minutes later. She wasn't creeped out she liked it and ended coming back.

    But ya if it was some random girl in a bar who you had never talked to then you would be creep.

    That's not totally lame like the guys who met the girl that night

    ;)
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  • Phantom Pain
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    eyedclaar wrote:
    Can I have your phone number? Pretty please...

    HaHa !!

    Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice !

    She PM You ?
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  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    HaHa !!

    Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice !

    She PM You ?


    Actually she did. I totally got her digits... well, half of them anyway. See guys, that's how its done. Just listen to ol' eyed.
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  • Drop The Leash 10
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    AmentsChick wrote:
    ARE YOU FREAKING ME?!!!!!!! This is the same kid who asks GS if she wants to see his butt. LOL!
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  • AllNiteThing
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    eyedclaar wrote:
    The correct approach is to steal her phone altogether without her knowing, wait a couple of days, and then call her up saying you found it and that you'd like to return it and no, you couldn't possibly accept any kind of reward...

    That's how you meet the chicks!


    How exactly are you supposed to call her up in this genius plan....if you have her phone?!?!?! lol
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  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    AllNiteThing wrote:
    How exactly are you supposed to call her up in this genius plan....if you have her phone?!?!?! lol

    Clearly, you'd have to get the phone number of one of her hot friends off the phone so she could relay the message. Of course, that way you can also scam on the hot friend because she thinks you are a kind and generous individual.

    I don't know, work with me here.
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  • Drop The Leash 10
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    eyedclaar wrote:
    Clearly, you'd have to get the phone number of one of her hot friends off the phone so she could relay the message. Of course, that way you can also scam on the hot friend because she thinks you are a kind and generous individual.

    I don't know, work with me here.
    :p:p



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  • Phantom Pain
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    eyedclaar wrote:
    Clearly, you'd have to get the phone number of one of her hot friends off the phone so she could relay the message. Of course, that way you can also scam on the hot friend because she thinks you are a kind and generous individual.

    I don't know, work with me here.


    Plus, I think her home phone number would be on there if she lives with other people

    You call her home number

    Not that I condone this activity :o
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