Lamest way to get a girls Phone Number

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  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    I wouldn't let anyone use my phone either

    Even if I knew them !!

    J/K

    My dad always wants to look at my phone...to check out the features and stuff...I'm like NO WAY!! That makes me so uncomfortable. Like, these days, a cell phone is like a really personal thing.

    Nightmare...I just reread that...and I sound like a complete "valley girl". :eek:
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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    small town beck wrote:
    PP, I wish you would just ask for my number instead of these games :p;)


    Anyway a bit of an odd route

    HaHa !! Sorry I'm shy :o

    I dont think my plan covers Canada ;):p
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  • sweet adeline
    sweet adeline Posts: 2,191
    well if you are going to attempt this, its probably best not to have your cell phone in your pocket when you try it.

    once that sucker in your pocket starts ringing, the jig is up.
  • you are
    you are Posts: 1,651
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    I mean if you're going to go through the whole stupid story about calling your Mom just talk to the girl !

    yes, just talk to her and ask for her number
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  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    small town beck wrote:
    Me either!! I would be so paranoid about what they might do etc.. or run away with my phone. Weirdos :p


    The correct approach is to steal her phone altogether without her knowing, wait a couple of days, and then call her up saying you found it and that you'd like to return it and no, you couldn't possibly accept any kind of reward...

    That's how you meet the chicks!
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  • libragirl
    libragirl Posts: 4,632
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    You wouldn't be flattered ?

    ;)

    With technology comes new ways for everything apparently

    hmmm..if he was really hot and cute I would look past the cheesiness.
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  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Phantom Pain wrote:

    I dont think my plan covers Canada

    But it covers the US...how you doin'? :D;)
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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    AmentsChick wrote:
    My dad always wants to look at my phone...to check out the features and stuff...I'm like NO WAY!! That makes me so uncomfortable. Like, these days, a cell phone is like a really personal thing.

    Nightmare...I just reread that...and I sound like a complete "valley girl". :eek:


    Like..ummm..Totally !!!

    ;)

    I hate when people man handle my phone...I hover and ask for it back
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  • LONGRD
    LONGRD Posts: 6,036
    eyedclaar wrote:
    The correct approach is to steal her phone altogether without her knowing, wait a couple of days, and then call her up saying you found it and that you'd like to return it and no, you couln't possibly accept any kind of reward...

    That's how you meet the chicks!
    lmao....that's just creepy dude!
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  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    sweet adeline wrote:
    well if you are going to attempt this, its probably best not to have your cell phone in your pocket when you try it.

    once that sucker in your pocket starts ringing, the jig is up.

    Had to learn the hard way, did ya?
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  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    eyedclaar wrote:
    The correct approach is to steal her phone altogether without her knowing, wait a couple of days, and then call her up saying you found it and that you'd like to return it and no, you couldn't possibly accept any kind of reward...

    That's how you meet the chicks!

    Damn...now THAT would work on me. LOL!
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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    sweet adeline wrote:
    well if you are going to attempt this, its probably best not to have your cell phone in your pocket when you try it.

    once that sucker in your pocket starts ringing, the jig is up.

    I'm sure its happened..LoL

    Some drunk dude..."Whats that noise?"
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  • sweet adeline
    sweet adeline Posts: 2,191
    AmentsChick wrote:
    Had to learn the hard way, did ya?

    it was so embarrassing. plus, my ringtone is "the final countdown" so i instinctively started dancing which never goes over well with the ladies ;)
  • share
    share Posts: 551
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Yeah really...how would that conversation start out ?

    "I was the guy who has no balls and borrowed your phone...wanna go to dinner?"

    "sorry, I don't date scrotumless dirtbags"
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    wait....dude asks a chick for her phone to use so he can get her #....hey jackass just ask for her # instead of the phone....:confused:


    people continue to baffle me
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    AmentsChick wrote:
    But it covers the US...how you doin'? :D;)

    Hey Now !

    Long Distance is covered :)

    You get your Cheesesteak ?
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  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Hey Now !

    Long Distance is covered :)

    You get your Cheesesteak ?

    Yup...Jim's on South Street. Now THAT was tasty. I miss it. :(
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  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    HaHa !! Sorry I'm shy : o

    I dont think my plan covers Canada ; ): p


    :(

    Does that mean no foot rub? :eek: :p;)
  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    share wrote:
    "sorry, I don't date scrotumless dirtbags"

    Exactly...but I tend to avoid using the word "scrotumless" in conversation.
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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    sweet adeline wrote:
    it was so embarrassing. plus, my ringtone is "the final countdown" so i instinctively started dancing which never goes over well with the ladies ;)

    At least it wasn't "Safety Dance" like mine

    Try to not dance to that !
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers

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