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  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    eyedclaar wrote:
    The correct approach is to steal her phone altogether without her knowing, wait a couple of days, and then call her up saying you found it and that you'd like to return it and no, you couldn't possibly accept any kind of reward...

    That's how you meet the chicks!

    Damn...now THAT would work on me. LOL!
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    sweet adeline wrote:
    well if you are going to attempt this, its probably best not to have your cell phone in your pocket when you try it.

    once that sucker in your pocket starts ringing, the jig is up.

    I'm sure its happened..LoL

    Some drunk dude..."Whats that noise?"
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  • sweet adelinesweet adeline Posts: 2,191
    AmentsChick wrote:
    Had to learn the hard way, did ya?

    it was so embarrassing. plus, my ringtone is "the final countdown" so i instinctively started dancing which never goes over well with the ladies ;)
  • shareshare Posts: 551
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Yeah really...how would that conversation start out ?

    "I was the guy who has no balls and borrowed your phone...wanna go to dinner?"

    "sorry, I don't date scrotumless dirtbags"
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    wait....dude asks a chick for her phone to use so he can get her #....hey jackass just ask for her # instead of the phone....:confused:


    people continue to baffle me
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    AmentsChick wrote:
    But it covers the US...how you doin'? :D;)

    Hey Now !

    Long Distance is covered :)

    You get your Cheesesteak ?
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  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Hey Now !

    Long Distance is covered :)

    You get your Cheesesteak ?

    Yup...Jim's on South Street. Now THAT was tasty. I miss it. :(
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  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    HaHa !! Sorry I'm shy : o

    I dont think my plan covers Canada ; ): p


    :(

    Does that mean no foot rub? :eek: :p;)
  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    share wrote:
    "sorry, I don't date scrotumless dirtbags"

    Exactly...but I tend to avoid using the word "scrotumless" in conversation.
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    sweet adeline wrote:
    it was so embarrassing. plus, my ringtone is "the final countdown" so i instinctively started dancing which never goes over well with the ladies ;)

    At least it wasn't "Safety Dance" like mine

    Try to not dance to that !
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  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    AmentsChick wrote:
    But it covers the US...how you doin'? :D;)


    :eek:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    The correct approach is to steal her phone altogether without her knowing, wait a couple of days, and then call her up saying you found it and that you'd like to return it and no, you couldn't possibly accept any kind of reward...

    That's how you meet the chicks!

    Yes stealing is the perfect way to meet a girl ;)
  • SwanSwan Posts: 350
    guys today have no balls what so ever.
    I'm the only Hell Mama ever raised.
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    AmentsChick wrote:
    Yup...Jim's on South Street. Now THAT was tasty. I miss it. :(


    SweeeeeeeeeT !

    Good Choice
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  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    SweeeeeeeeeT !

    Good Choice

    Tell that to nfanel! It was her idea!! I just followed her around.
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    LongRd. wrote:
    lmao....that's just creepy dude!


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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    eyedclaar wrote:
    The correct approach is to steal her phone altogether without her knowing, wait a couple of days, and then call her up saying you found it and that you'd like to return it and no, you couldn't possibly accept any kind of reward...

    That's how you meet the chicks!


    I think their was a movie similar to that

    David Spade stole the chics dog I think ?
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    small town beck wrote:
    :eek:



    Yes stealing is the perfect way to meet a girl ;)


    Stealing is the only way to do anything...
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    share wrote:
    "sorry, I don't date scrotumless dirtbags"

    Wow

    Scrotumless....thats a good one
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  • sweet adelinesweet adeline Posts: 2,191
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    At least it wasn't "Safety Dance" like mine

    Try to not dance to that !

    more like, try NOT to dance to that! :D
  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Stealing is the only way to do anything...


    Now I am afraid because I am not sure if you are kidding anymore :p
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    small town beck wrote:
    :(

    Does that mean no foot rub? :eek: :p;)

    Damn

    If I had only gone to the MSG shows...:p
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  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Wow

    Scrotumless....thats a good one

    "That's what she said"
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    sweet adeline wrote:
    more like, try NOT to dance to that! :D

    I had that originally then changed it..LoL

    It didn't sound right either way
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    small town beck wrote:
    Now I am afraid because I am not sure if you are kidding anymore :p


    I get that a lot around here...
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  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Damn

    If I had only gone to the MSG shows...:p

    You missed out :p

    I was even going to buy you a drink... or at least let you buy me one ;):D
  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    small town beck wrote:
    You missed out :p

    I was even going to buy you a drink... or at least let you buy me one ;):D

    Ok...what is going on you two kids?
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  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    I heard on the radio this morning what guys are doing to get girls phone numbers

    The dude goes up to the girl and asks to borrow her cell phone...some cheesy line like "Its my Moms Birthday and I have to call her."

    If the girl gives in....the dude calls his own cell phone so the girls number shows up on his phone and he has it now and then obviously calls the girl

    I haven't been in the dating scene for awhile...is this actually happening ?
    ...
    Okay... that is a loser... and extremely creepy thing to do.
    What does the guy say, when he works up the nerve to make the call?
    "Derrrr... Hi, I'm the creppy fuck that stole you phone number... huh-huh... ummm... you wanna go on a date or something? Huh-huh."
    What a fucking tool.
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  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    AmentsChick wrote:
    Ok...what is going on you two kids?


    Just have to keep you guessing ;)
  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Cosmo wrote:
    ...
    Okay... that is a loser... and extremely creepy thing to do.
    What does the guy say, when he works up the nerve to make the call?
    "Derrrr... Hi, I'm the creppy fuck that stole you phone number... huh-huh... ummm... you wanna go on a date or something? Huh-huh."
    What a fucking tool.

    Well...if it was YOU, you'd probably make it look smooth.
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  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    small town beck wrote:
    Just have to keep you guessing ;)

    Slut. :p
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