Lamest way to get a girls Phone Number

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  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    small town beck wrote:
    One of my faves is.. you lick your finger and hold it to directed person's shirt and say "Whaddya say you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?" ;) LMAO

    THat got me all hot and bothered. :eek:
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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    mattcoz wrote:
    Yeah, but he also gave her a tape with Pearl Jam on it. ;)


    I remember that !

    "I need that back..Pearl Jam is on the otherside."

    Something like that
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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    small town beck wrote:
    You missed out :p

    I was even going to buy you a drink... or at least let you buy me one ;):D

    I would gladly buy you a drink

    A double ;)
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    TrixieCat wrote:
    I don't care.
    I know I have a good head on my shoulders.
    I was always reading it as one of these jokes we used to tell when I was on tour..like:
    What does a guy with a foot long p#$is eat for breakfast?
    Anything he wants.
    :p
    See?

    I usually have cereal

    :p
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    I usually have cereal

    :p

    hardy har har :rolleyes:
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  • Drop The Leash 10
    Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    i lost my number. can i have yours?
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


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  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Drop The Leash 10 wrote:
    i lost my number. can i have yours?

    What are you, like 15? :rolleyes: :p
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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    AmentsChick wrote:
    What are you, like 15? :rolleyes: :p

    Hardy har har :rolleyes:
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Hardy har har :rolleyes:

    Hey...don't mess with me. You had the opportunity to buy me a drink...and totally didn't. pfft...we're done.
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    AmentsChick wrote:
    hardy har har :rolleyes:

    Don't listen to her Phantom; you're joke was highly amusing.
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  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    I would gladly buy you a drink

    A double ;)

    *walks on up to the bar* ;)
  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Don't listen to her Phantom; you're joke was highly amusing.

    Hey you're just jealous...
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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    AmentsChick wrote:
    Hey...don't mess with me. You had the opportunity to buy me a drink...and totally didn't. pfft...we're done.

    *wiping tears*

    You were drinking "wooder" I figured you were not drinking
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    *wiping tears*

    You were drinking "wooder" I figured you were not drinking

    Are you kidding?! I had demolished almost an entire bottle of wine by that point. :eek: I had to get some "wooder" in me so as to remember at least SOME of the show.

    P.S. You didn't notice I was completely buzzed up?
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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Don't listen to her Phantom; you're joke was highly amusing.

    Thanks dude

    I know...she's a hater

    Back to thread integrity :

    "What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!"
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    AmentsChick wrote:
    Are you kidding?! I had demolished almost an entire bottle of wine by that point. :eek: I had to get some "wooder" in me so as to remember at least SOME of the show.

    P.S. You didn't notice I was completely buzzed up?

    Wow !

    I didn't notice

    You did drift from time to time...but I thought you were day dreaming of Jeff
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Wow !

    I didn't notice

    You did drift from time to time...but I thought you were day dreaming of Jeff

    I was all lushed up.
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    small town beck wrote:
    *walks on up to the bar* ;)

    Oh damn...I thought I read

    *walking on top of the bar*
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • Drop The Leash 10
    Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    AmentsChick wrote:
    Hey...don't mess with me. You had the opportunity to buy me a drink...and totally didn't. pfft...we're done.
    wow for someone who complains about no one "hitting on you" you sure do have no problem droppin somebody :rolleyes: :D
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    Once I get out of this town


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  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Drop The Leash 10 wrote:
    wow for someone who complains about no one "hitting on you" you sure do have no problem droppin somebody :rolleyes: :D

    Only the married ones...and the underage ones...
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