is batman a real superhero?

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  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I agree... when I think of a sword-wielding ghost I think of coats of armour, medieval Britain and ghosts possessing ... well, coats of armour, and having swordfights. There's some internal logic there.

    But bats fighting crime? Hmmm... Bats hang out in crowds and shit on people that walk underneath.
    Exactly! Sword-Ghosts are the excellent thing... manbats are just kinda weird and unusual. :D
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    i love swordfighting, but batman is still way better, no argument :) he has a pimp house, and sweet car too :cool:
    Being rich isn't a superpower. ;)
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • chiquimonkey
    chiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    So does Jay-Z
    oh well then you're right, your little renaissance faire-casper guy wins then.

    :rolleyes:

    just saying batman's an all around badass....and bats are nocturnal creatures, he does all his shit at night. if we want to get all particular about this whole thing, why does aquaman give a fuck what happens on land?

    i can't believe i'm even arguing this, i need to get ready to go out haha
  • chiquimonkey
    chiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Being rich isn't a superpower. ;)
    as i approach the end of the month, awaiting my paycheck, i'll say it is lol
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    as i approach the end of the month, awaiting my paycheck, i'll say it is lol
    I eagerly await seeing Bill Gates' crime-fighting capers in comic-book form, then. :p

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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    oh well then you're right, your little renaissance faire-casper guy wins then.

    :rolleyes:

    just saying batman's an all around badass....and bats are nocturnal creatures, he does all his shit at night. if we want to get all particular about this whole thing, why does aquaman give a fuck what happens on land?

    i can't believe i'm even arguing this, i need to get ready to go out haha

    I don't care but that was a really, really funny post

    lol

    as is the fact that we can argue about this.

    As long as we're on the subject of logic, don't you think it's weird that Batman and Robin work together?

    Batman: 'So you'll watch my back tonight, right?'

    Robin: 'What the fuck? I'm diurnal. I'm taking the day shift.'
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    alls i know is steve austin would kick the shit out of batman and wipe his ass with robin! :p:D
  • chiquimonkey
    chiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I don't care but that was a really, really funny post

    lol

    as is the fact that we can argue about this.

    As long as we're on the subject of logic, don't you think it's weird that Batman and Robin work together?

    Batman: 'So you'll watch my back tonight, right?'

    Robin: 'What the fuck? I'm diurnal. I'm taking the day shift.'
    haha yes it is all in fun for sure.

    and now see, i love batman, couldn't care less about robin lol

    and now i really do have to go, have a great day/evening! :)
  • John Briggs 2008
    John Briggs 2008 Posts: 1,024
    The Batman character exceeds standard human abilities. He has trained his mind and body to achieve things that most normal people are not capable of. To me that make shim a Her. Not a super hero.
  • brain of c
    brain of c Posts: 5,213
    batman is a superhero.
    d'oh!!!!!!

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  • LikeAnOpeningBandForTheSun
    LikeAnOpeningBandForTheSun Posts: 6,097
    i always liked Batman cuz he was normal but he could go toe to toe with superpowered freaks and Superman types. Captain America was cool like that too (but he does have a little superpower boost, but not much).
  • Samule
    Samule Posts: 3,231
    batman is a selfish far from good person. all he does is go out to seek revenge on people, doesn't help people. he's a jerk.
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    cuchulainn(sp?) is my fave irish 'superhero'. ;):)
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  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    Batman is only as real as you want him to be....

    Silly people...
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Best Batman movie ever made. :)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQYxAeruiEo
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIALhv8-wb4
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5yWXjoEWZ8
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  • JordyWordy
    JordyWordy Posts: 2,261
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Best Batman movie ever made. :)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQYxAeruiEo
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIALhv8-wb4
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5yWXjoEWZ8

    having reviewed the facts, i can now see your point. Batman may in fact not fall into the Superhero clichè per sè, but he kicks the shit out of Superheros. God i love Batman, i wish he were here with me now.

    The most unrealistic part of this whole thread is that Shamrock, according to Wiki, is "From Dunshaughlin". the day that an Irish Superhero is from that place is the day i eat my own face ;)
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    JordyWordy wrote:
    having reviewed the facts, i can now see your point. Batman may in fact not fall into the Superhero clichè per sè, but he kicks the shit out of Superheros. God i love Batman, i wish he were here with me now.

    The most unrealistic part of this whole thread is that Shamrock, according to Wiki, is "From Dunshaughlin". the day that an Irish Superhero is from that place is the day i eat my own face ;)
    Actually, the ability to eat your own face qualifies as a superpower. :D
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Actually, the ability to eat your own face qualifies as a superpower. :D


    eating your own face? pfft :rolleyes: eating your own head and surviving... now THAT'S a superpower my friend. :D
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • suns rival
    suns rival Posts: 15,926
    batman is a superhero because he wears his briefs after his pants.
    scratching my butt...
    kinakamot ang aking puwit...
    me rascando pompis...
    krap mijn reet...
    boku no ketsuoana o kizu...
    bahrosh teezy...
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    catefrances wrote:
    eating your own face? pfft :rolleyes: eating your own head and surviving... now THAT'S a superpower my friend. :D
    If Batman ever manages to consume his own pointy-eared cranium, consider my mouth well and truly shut. ;)

    Until then, however, I will continue to shit on his name from a great height. :p
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • TheJUGGERNAUT29
    TheJUGGERNAUT29 Posts: 160
    He does all this shit WITHOUT super powers. What is Superman without his powers?... He is a dorky reporter. However, that being said...THE JUGGERNAUT is the greatest Superhero... well, Villain.
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