what the hell do ya get a guy for valentines?

Heineken Helen
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well?
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What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
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Whisky woman.... Whisky and Steak.My Girlfriend said to me..."How many guitars do you need?" and I replied...."How many pairs of shoes do you need?" She got really quiet.0
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smear your fudd with cheesecakeoh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.0
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Pacomc79 wrote:Whisky woman.... Whisky and Steak.
but what if he's the one doing the cooking?
The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you0 -
My girlfriend got me a Book and some aromatical herbs... Couldn't go wrong with that."Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends" - Woody ALLEN0
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jack & coke...then sex...and then more jack & coke0
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Heineken Helen wrote:
but what if he's the one doing the cooking?
I am the one doing the cooking!
I usually use some kind of alcohol in everything I make. I use a lot of wine. Whisky works with BBQ though.My Girlfriend said to me..."How many guitars do you need?" and I replied...."How many pairs of shoes do you need?" She got really quiet.0 -
GIve him a sexy massage.......dance for him.......make him dinner......maybe you can be the dessert!! There are lots of things you can give him that don't cost hardly anything too....;)And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."0 -
And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."0 -
in_hiding79 wrote:GIve him a sexy massage.......dance for him.......make him dinner......maybe you can be the dessert!! There are lots of things you can give him that don't cost hardly nothing too....;)
... I'm not talking about sex things cos we're just fine there. But he's soppy and I know he's gonna probably get me something... and I can't turn up empty handed
So a book, aromatic herbs and alcohol it is thenThe Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you0 -
"Well, I think this band is incapable of sucking."
-my dad after hearing Not for You for the first time on SNL .0 -
Heineken Helen wrote:of COURSE I'm gonna be the dessert
... I'm not talking about sex things cos we're just fine there. But he's soppy and I know he's gonna probably get me something... and I can't turn up empty handed
So a book, aromatic herbs and alcohol it is then
THat sounds nice....he's making dinner, that is really cute!!And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."0 -
Best Gift!
You give him 10 wishes. Get index cards and put different wishes on them. He can use them when ever he wants. They can have to do with sexy bedroom stuff or a special dinner, or going somewhere. The point is you have to do what ever is on the card when he gives it to you.
A girlfriend of mine gave her boyfriend one that was blank for him to fill in. He filled in for her to go down.......ya know...... in a movie theater. Well, needless to say, he loved that movie!Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
Sweep the Leg Johnny.0 -
Get him the PJ back catalogue. He needs to start learning!
Seriously though...fook knows.~AKA Dave-of-the-dead~
I don't wanna think, I wanna feel
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How about a book of love poems?0
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Heineken Helen wrote:
So a book, aromatic herbs and alcohol it is then
all 3 of which he could buy himself.. get him something unusual.. like a picture of you not posting on hereor a t-shirt that says "holy fuckteeth!"
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.0 -
The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you0 -
Heineken Helen wrote:So a book, aromatic herbs and alcohol it is then0
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Brain of J.Lo wrote:How about a book of love poems?
Gay J.Lo....gay LOL hahaha.Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
Sweep the Leg Johnny.0 -
Brain of J.Lo wrote:How about a book of love poems?
Guys are simple...either sex or sex and he'll be happy.This weekend we rock Portland0
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