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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Brain of J.Lo wrote:
    I love how smart he is. It's sexy.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/graphics/2007/01/08/nsapce08a.jpg

    hey you're right.. steady ladies!!! :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • ryan198ryan198 Posts: 1,015
    tell him that today you are Amstel Light Helen and that this is his day to do whatever. My wife always buys lingerie it's like my one out of four days for that (b-day, v-day, b-day, new years night). I'm sure he'd like just about anything fun that you give him...card/candy/etc. V-day is just meant to artificially stimulate the economy so I wouldn't go too overboard...maybe offer to take him to dinner or make him dinner the next day.
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    why not? it's something really personal and from you. he won't care if it's Larkin or a limerick, fact is, you wrote it for him.
    Meh, unless you're from Nantucket I wouldn't bother.
  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    Rygar wrote:
    Meh, unless you're from Nantucket I wouldn't bother.

    hahaha! :D

    nice to see romance isn't dead... :rolleyes: :p
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    why not? it's something really personal and from you. he won't care if it's Larkin or a limerick, fact is, you wrote it for him.
    seriously no... I don't do poetry!

    I generally don't have a romantic bone in my body and I have been coming around to lots of new things... but poetry's pushing it :D

    I could draw him a picture :confused: maybe a house with some stick people? :)
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  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    ryan198 wrote:
    tell him that today you are Amstel Light Helen and that this is his day to do whatever. My wife always buys lingerie it's like my one out of four days for that (b-day, v-day, b-day, new years night). I'm sure he'd like just about anything fun that you give him...card/candy/etc. V-day is just meant to artificially stimulate the economy so I wouldn't go too overboard...maybe offer to take him to dinner or make him dinner the next day.
    oh I know... I'm not buying chocolate and I don't really do flowers... I was hoping to come up with something just really sweet and romantic but not run of the mill :o

    I could take him out for dinner on Saturday considering he's cooking Friday night... and I probably will... but we do that a good bit anyway.
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    seriously no... I don't do poetry!

    I generally don't have a romantic bone in my body and I have been coming around to lots of new things... but poetry's pushing it :D

    I could draw him a picture :confused: maybe a house with some stick people? :)


    make a mix cd up :) i'd quite like that if i got that, as it shows effort...

    and seriously.. if you write him a poem or buy him a poetry book i'm going to snap all your fingers off and glue them to your eyelids
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    dunkman wrote:
    make a mix cd up :) i'd quite like that if i got that, as it shows effort...

    and seriously.. if you write him a poem or buy him a poetry book i'm going to snap all your fingers off and glue them to your eyelids
    :D don't worry... poetry is NOT an option. And I'd hope you would if I ever got that bad :)

    well I've given him cd's before... a mix one? Don't really have time for that... since I only have tomorrow really and computer only at work.
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    seriously no... I don't do poetry!

    I generally don't have a romantic bone in my body and I have been coming around to lots of new things... but poetry's pushing it :D

    I could draw him a picture :confused: maybe a house with some stick people? :)

    do that!!!! and frame it!! that would be HILARIOUS!!!

    AND you sould write a poem on the back... "Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a Irish, good thing I likes potatoes too!"

    *runs cowering into the hills*
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    do that!!!! and frame it!! that would be HILARIOUS!!!

    AND you sould write a poem on the back... "Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a Irish, good thing I likes potatoes too!"

    *runs cowering into the hills*
    I'M NOT DOING POETRY... GET OVER IT:D

    Although... yeh, I could draw him a picture :) awwwww
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    Although... yeh, I could draw him a picture :) awwwww

    draw it on a brown paper bag so he can puke into it just after seeing the pwetty fwowers you've etched using a lipstick.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    I'M NOT DOING POETRY... GET OVER IT:D

    Although... yeh, I could draw him a picture :) awwwww

    ah Helen... that's why we luffs ya ;)
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    dunkman wrote:
    draw it on a brown paper bag so he can puke into it just after seeing the pwetty fwowers you've etched using a lipstick.
    :D yay... more ideas :)
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • ryan198ryan198 Posts: 1,015
    If he's a serious one...and if you have a video camera you could make one of those hidden videos that skeevy guys do then post it on the net...for skeevy guys like me to watch. Except of course you're not skeevy and you don't post it on the net and give it to him in the morning. That's a cute, thoughtful gift, that - believe me - will keep on giving.
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    ryan198 wrote:
    If he's a serious one...and if you have a video camera you could make one of those hidden videos that skeevy guys do then post it on the net...for skeevy guys like me to watch. Except of course you're not skeevy and you don't post it on the net and give it to him in the morning. That's a cute, thoughtful gift, that - believe me - will keep on giving.
    :D I don't have a video camera... and now I'm REALLY hoping he doesn't either :D
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    cash
  • ryan198ryan198 Posts: 1,015
    that's just like a massive fantasy for some guys to star in their own porn film...few actually do it AND post it to the net...TOO few. But I am telling you if can get your hands on one and make it a pact to keep it in a place where both of you know where it is...that would fit all things that you need.
  • MathMath Posts: 71
    ryan198 wrote:
    that's just like a massive fantasy for some guys to star in their own porn film...few actually do it AND post it to the net...TOO few. But I am telling you if can get your hands on one and make it a pact to keep it in a place where both of you know where it is...that would fit all things that you need.

    Plus, in case of break up it's a good black mail idea. Covers love and hate.
    "Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends" - Woody ALLEN
  • MathMath Posts: 71
    This one is just to get me to 100 posts. Damn I'm a slow poster... Sorry to interrupt theconversation. Carry on.
    "Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends" - Woody ALLEN
  • Brain of J.LoBrain of J.Lo Posts: 3,259
    Math wrote:
    Plus, in case of break up it's a good black mail idea. Covers love and hate.

    lol :D It's always good to plan for the future!
  • iluvcatsiluvcats Posts: 5,153
    ryan198 wrote:
    that's just like a massive fantasy for some guys to star in their own porn film...few actually do it AND post it to the net...TOO few. But I am telling you if can get your hands on one and make it a pact to keep it in a place where both of you know where it is...that would fit all things that you need.

    are you saying you want more guys to do it?
    9/98, 9/00 - DC, 4/03 - Pitt., 7/03 - Bristow, 10/04 - Reading, 10/05 - Philly, 5/06 - DC, 6/06 - Pitt., 6/08 - Va Beach, 6/08 - DC, 5/10 - Bristow, 10/13 B'more
    8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
    10/10 - Brad in B'more
  • rival.rival. Posts: 7,775
    sex. lots and lots of sex.
  • iluvcatsiluvcats Posts: 5,153
    my husband does not want chocolate, so I'm baking him those pillsbury cinnamon buns with the gooey topping (like you buy at the mall and they have 400 calories in one) for his breakfast tomorrow. Then we're going out to dinner after work.
    9/98, 9/00 - DC, 4/03 - Pitt., 7/03 - Bristow, 10/04 - Reading, 10/05 - Philly, 5/06 - DC, 6/06 - Pitt., 6/08 - Va Beach, 6/08 - DC, 5/10 - Bristow, 10/13 B'more
    8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
    10/10 - Brad in B'more
  • fotdfotd Posts: 514
    A nice bottle of Red Breast Irish Whisky.
    I’ve seen Pearl Jam 25 times, Eddie Vedder 9 times, and Brad once.
  • ryan198ryan198 Posts: 1,015
    iluvcats wrote:
    are you saying you want more guys to do it?
    haha...my mind and political beliefs say no, but my emotions say yes. Completely twisted I know, but many of us have a favorite genre and that is mine for some sick reason. We all have our faults...sorry.
  • fanch75fanch75 Posts: 3,734
    Let him hit it from behind and say "Oh Snoop Dogg!" repeatedly during the act.
    Do you remember Rock & Roll Radio?
  • iluvcatsiluvcats Posts: 5,153
    ryan198 wrote:
    haha...my mind and political beliefs say no, but my emotions say yes. Completely twisted I know, but many of us have a favorite genre and that is mine for some sick reason. We all have our faults...sorry.


    you just want free entertainment
    9/98, 9/00 - DC, 4/03 - Pitt., 7/03 - Bristow, 10/04 - Reading, 10/05 - Philly, 5/06 - DC, 6/06 - Pitt., 6/08 - Va Beach, 6/08 - DC, 5/10 - Bristow, 10/13 B'more
    8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
    10/10 - Brad in B'more
  • ryan198ryan198 Posts: 1,015
    iluvcats wrote:
    you just want free entertainment
    there's a lot that goes into it. Yes I like the free part, but I also like that the "actors" are doing it for free...not so fake that way. HOWEVER I am not suggesting Henekin Helen/Amstel Light Helen do that for a v-day gift. I was just suggesting to make one for her "private stash".
  • Get_RightGet_Right Posts: 13,143
    fanch75 wrote:
    Let him hit it from behind and say "Oh Snoop Dogg!" repeatedly during the act.

    hahahahahahaha

    funny, and I know funny
  • senninsennin Posts: 2,146
    A sixpack of fine Belgian beer, and a quiet evening watching a good movie or a good game. :D
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