what the hell do ya get a guy for valentines?

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  • acoustic guy
    acoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    inmyrvm wrote:
    march 14 is steak and bj day. that's our day.

    hahahahahahahahaha! Awesome!
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • Heineken Helen
    Heineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    in_hiding79 wrote:
    THat sounds nice....he's making dinner, that is really cute!!
    Thanks :)
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  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    Poncier wrote:
    What every man wants.























    Guys are simple...either sex or sex and he'll be happy.

    Men are kind of easy when it comes to gifts....
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • Heineken Helen
    Heineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    acoustic guy wrote:
    Best Gift!

    You give him 10 wishes. Get index cards and put different wishes on them. He can use them when ever he wants. They can have to do with sexy bedroom stuff or a special dinner, or going somewhere. The point is you have to do what ever is on the card when he gives it to you.
    that's actually quite a good idea :)
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • releeseme
    releeseme Posts: 387
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  • acoustic guy
    acoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    that's actually quite a good idea :)
    Why are you so suprised?
    Goober.
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    in_hiding79 wrote:
    Men are kind of easy when it comes to gifts....
    What do gifts have to do with it?
  • lalalalaaaaaaaa
    lalalalaaaaaaaa Posts: 2,445
    Get him a "Get Out Of Being On Top Free" card....expires in 1 year.
  • Heineken Helen
    Heineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    audiodave wrote:
    Get him the PJ back catalogue. He needs to start learning!

    :p

    :D

    Seriously though...fook knows. :o
    don't worry... he's started!

    Love poems? :o ehhh....
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Broaden his mind, enlighten him, teach him how to get his lazy ass off the sofa at weekends.

    Yeah, I know... he's a lucky guy. ;)
  • Heineken Helen
    Heineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    Poncier wrote:

    Guys are simple...either sex or sex and he'll be happy.
    but I wanna give him something he CAN'T have any other day... guys I'm not asking for sex advice here ok, lol, much as I appreciate the help on that front, it's not needed... I want to know what you fellas want as an actual GIFT.
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • lalalalaaaaaaaa
    lalalalaaaaaaaa Posts: 2,445
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    but I wanna give him something he CAN'T have any other day.
    Yeah, that's why I like my card idea....great gift, and it won't cost you anything but a few extra calories.
  • Heineken Helen
    Heineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Broaden his mind, enlighten him, teach him how to get his lazy ass off the sofa at weekends.

    Yeah, I know... he's a lucky guy. ;)
    hmm... so how do I enlighten him?
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • acoustic guy
    acoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    but I wanna give him something he CAN'T have any other day... guys I'm not asking for sex advice here ok, lol, much as I appreciate the help on that front, it's not needed... I want to know what you fellas want as an actual GIFT.

    KINKY SEX!
    You know, Get nasty
    Not the everyday stuff......Thats it really.
    It Valentines Day!
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • audiodave
    audiodave Posts: 1,623
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    but I wanna give him something he CAN'T have any other day... guys I'm not asking for sex advice here ok, lol, much as I appreciate the help on that front, it's not needed... I want to know what you fellas want as an actual GIFT.
    Well, what I would want, and I reckon it would apply to your fella aswell, is something that no one else could have got, and something that shows him you know him.

    But what that is...I couldn't tell ya.
    ~AKA Dave-of-the-dead~

    I don't wanna think, I wanna feel

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  • Brain of J.Lo
    Brain of J.Lo Posts: 3,259
    Poncier wrote:
    What every man wants.























    Guys are simple...either sex or sex and he'll be happy.

    Well I was going to say sex, but since she already said she's got that covered...I thought maybe she would enjoy stimulating his intellectual side. See, some guys actually have an intellectual side. ;):D
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    hmm... so how do I enlighten him?

    yeah... I'm still working on that as well. I'll let you know if I ever find out and you're still here seven years down the line. ;)
  • Heineken Helen
    Heineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    Saturnal wrote:
    Yeah, that's why I like my card idea....great gift, and it won't cost you anything but a few extra calories.
    but there's no need for it ;)
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • GreenTeaDisease
    GreenTeaDisease Posts: 3,359
    hmm only had one boyfriend over valentines and we didn't exchange gifts...thank god...sorry, can't help!
  • lalalalaaaaaaaa
    lalalalaaaaaaaa Posts: 2,445
    Brain of J.Lo wrote:
    Well I was going to say sex, but since she already said she's got that covered...I thought maybe she would enjoy stimulating his intellectual side. See, some guys actually have an intellectual side. ;):D
    Ok, then she could put on some glasses and play the role of a naughty librarian.

    Intellect angle is now covered.

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