what the hell do ya get a guy for valentines?

dunkman

Brain of J.Lo wrote:

I love how smart he is. It's sexy.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/graphics/2007/01/08/nsapce08a.jpg

hey you're right.. steady ladies!!!

ryan198

tell him that today you are Amstel Light Helen and that this is his day to do whatever. My wife always buys lingerie it's like my one out of four days for that (b-day, v-day, b-day, new years night). I'm sure he'd like just about anything fun that you give him...card/candy/etc. V-day is just meant to artificially stimulate the economy so I wouldn't go too overboard...maybe offer to take him to dinner or make him dinner the next day.

Rygar

Sian-of-the-dead wrote:

why not? it's something really personal and from you. he won't care if it's Larkin or a limerick, fact is, you wrote it for him.

Meh, unless you're from Nantucket I wouldn't bother.

Sian-of-the-dead

Rygar wrote:

Meh, unless you're from Nantucket I wouldn't bother.

hahaha!

nice to see romance isn't dead... :rolleyes:

Heineken Helen

Sian-of-the-dead wrote:

why not? it's something really personal and from you. he won't care if it's Larkin or a limerick, fact is, you wrote it for him.

seriously no... I don't do poetry!

I generally don't have a romantic bone in my body and I have been coming around to lots of new things... but poetry's pushing it

I could draw him a picture maybe a house with some stick people?

Heineken Helen

ryan198 wrote:

tell him that today you are Amstel Light Helen and that this is his day to do whatever. My wife always buys lingerie it's like my one out of four days for that (b-day, v-day, b-day, new years night). I'm sure he'd like just about anything fun that you give him...card/candy/etc. V-day is just meant to artificially stimulate the economy so I wouldn't go too overboard...maybe offer to take him to dinner or make him dinner the next day.

oh I know... I'm not buying chocolate and I don't really do flowers... I was hoping to come up with something just really sweet and romantic but not run of the mill

I could take him out for dinner on Saturday considering he's cooking Friday night... and I probably will... but we do that a good bit anyway.

dunkman

Heineken Helen wrote:

seriously no... I don't do poetry!

I generally don't have a romantic bone in my body and I have been coming around to lots of new things... but poetry's pushing it

I could draw him a picture maybe a house with some stick people?

make a mix cd up i'd quite like that if i got that, as it shows effort...

and seriously.. if you write him a poem or buy him a poetry book i'm going to snap all your fingers off and glue them to your eyelids

Heineken Helen

dunkman wrote:

make a mix cd up i'd quite like that if i got that, as it shows effort...

and seriously.. if you write him a poem or buy him a poetry book i'm going to snap all your fingers off and glue them to your eyelids

don't worry... poetry is NOT an option. And I'd hope you would if I ever got that bad

well I've given him cd's before... a mix one? Don't really have time for that... since I only have tomorrow really and computer only at work.

Sian-of-the-dead

Heineken Helen wrote:

seriously no... I don't do poetry!

I generally don't have a romantic bone in my body and I have been coming around to lots of new things... but poetry's pushing it

I could draw him a picture maybe a house with some stick people?

do that!!!! and frame it!! that would be HILARIOUS!!!

AND you sould write a poem on the back... "Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a Irish, good thing I likes potatoes too!"

*runs cowering into the hills*

Heineken Helen

Sian-of-the-dead wrote:

do that!!!! and frame it!! that would be HILARIOUS!!!

AND you sould write a poem on the back... "Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a Irish, good thing I likes potatoes too!"

*runs cowering into the hills*

I'M NOT DOING POETRY... GET OVER IT

Although... yeh, I could draw him a picture awwwww

dunkman

Heineken Helen wrote:

Although... yeh, I could draw him a picture awwwww

draw it on a brown paper bag so he can puke into it just after seeing the pwetty fwowers you've etched using a lipstick.

Sian-of-the-dead

Heineken Helen wrote:

I'M NOT DOING POETRY... GET OVER IT

Although... yeh, I could draw him a picture awwwww

ah Helen... that's why we luffs ya

Heineken Helen

dunkman wrote:

draw it on a brown paper bag so he can puke into it just after seeing the pwetty fwowers you've etched using a lipstick.

yay... more ideas

ryan198

If he's a serious one...and if you have a video camera you could make one of those hidden videos that skeevy guys do then post it on the net...for skeevy guys like me to watch. Except of course you're not skeevy and you don't post it on the net and give it to him in the morning. That's a cute, thoughtful gift, that - believe me - will keep on giving.

Heineken Helen

ryan198 wrote:

If he's a serious one...and if you have a video camera you could make one of those hidden videos that skeevy guys do then post it on the net...for skeevy guys like me to watch. Except of course you're not skeevy and you don't post it on the net and give it to him in the morning. That's a cute, thoughtful gift, that - believe me - will keep on giving.

I don't have a video camera... and now I'm REALLY hoping he doesn't either

norm

cash

ryan198

that's just like a massive fantasy for some guys to star in their own porn film...few actually do it AND post it to the net...TOO few. But I am telling you if can get your hands on one and make it a pact to keep it in a place where both of you know where it is...that would fit all things that you need.

Math

ryan198 wrote:

that's just like a massive fantasy for some guys to star in their own porn film...few actually do it AND post it to the net...TOO few. But I am telling you if can get your hands on one and make it a pact to keep it in a place where both of you know where it is...that would fit all things that you need.

Plus, in case of break up it's a good black mail idea. Covers love and hate.

Math

This one is just to get me to 100 posts. Damn I'm a slow poster... Sorry to interrupt theconversation. Carry on.

Brain of J.Lo

Math wrote:

Plus, in case of break up it's a good black mail idea. Covers love and hate.

lol It's always good to plan for the future!