what the hell do ya get a guy for valentines?

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  • sennin wrote:
    A sixpack of fine Belgian beer, and a quiet evening watching a good movie or a good game. :D
    but that's already what he's giving me Friday night... along with cooking for me :o
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    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • senninsennin Posts: 2,146
    but that's already what he's giving me Friday night... along with cooking for me :o

    Ok, give him a bubble bath and some champagne.
  • sennin wrote:
    Ok, give him a bubble bath and some champagne.
    :) we had to stop buying champagne... cos it's a waste of money... we have about one mouthful and... I'm giving WAY too much information here :D

    hahaha... I sound like one of those people making excuses for everything... but this is why I'm asking advice here... cos we've done the champagne thing, the eating out thing, the hotel thing, the cd thing, the dvd thing... so... while they're all fantastic... I wanted come up with something different but great!
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • One year I bought hubby a massage. Not one of "those" types of massages. ;)

    One year I had his car detailed.

    Since we're watching our money this year (and we're about to leave for a vacation), I'm going to leave a card with a doughnut on the counter for him in the morning, and make him a special lunch to take to work.

    We were going to do a fancy dinner at home, but as corny as this sounds, Thursday night is Mac n'Cheese night at our house. We decided to stick with our tradition because it means a lot to our daughter. I know. Corny and sentimental.

    Sometimes its the little things.

    Oh yah, and maybe a BJ. ;)
  • In all seriousness, why not just get a good print of a nice pic of the 2 of you and frame it?













    ...and hide the "get out of sex free" card in it for him to find someday.
  • Saturnal wrote:
    In all seriousness, why not just get a good print of a nice pic of the 2 of you and frame it?
    Aww... I'd been thinking about that actually :)






    Saturnal wrote:
    ...and hide the "get out of sex free" card in it for him to find someday.
    hadn't thought of that though :) great idea.
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    I like the idea of the photograph too.
    That is a meaningful, personal gift. It will satisfy his sensitive side without being too mushy.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • JennytreeJennytree Posts: 5,340
    you can grant him ten wishes :D
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  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    all the females should get a zipper for their mouth's !!!!!


    so they can SHUT THE HELL UP !!!!!!!! LOL
  • senninsennin Posts: 2,146
    One year I bought hubby a massage. Not one of "those" types of massages. ;)

    One year I had his car detailed.

    Since we're watching our money this year (and we're about to leave for a vacation), I'm going to leave a card with a doughnut on the counter for him in the morning, and make him a special lunch to take to work.

    We were going to do a fancy dinner at home, but as corny as this sounds, Thursday night is Mac n'Cheese night at our house. We decided to stick with our tradition because it means a lot to our daughter. I know. Corny and sentimental.

    Sometimes its the little things.

    Oh yah, and maybe a BJ. ;)


    It's heart shaped pizza's for me and mine! :D
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 16,925
    I'M NOT DOING POETRY... GET OVER IT:D
    I don't get why people are pushing poetry...if the dude wants poetry, he'll soon realize he's gay and leave you for the pool boy anyway.


    No need to overcomplicate things...men don't want material gifts for Valentine's day...they want sex...maybe something a little special beyond the basic Saturday night romp, some new position, new lingerie, a threeseome with your hot 19 yr old cousin, but sex is all men want.
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  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    :D I don't have a video camera... and now I'm REALLY hoping he doesn't either :D


    A sex tape would be fun! Have you ever considered getting him a card and telling him you want to make a sex tape with him? It's fun and very sexy watching the video together!
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • ryan198ryan198 Posts: 1,015
    A sex tape would be fun! Have you ever considered getting him a card and telling him you want to make a sex tape with him? It's fun and very sexy watching the video together!
    yes i knew someone would be on my side! The picture thing sounds good though too.
  • NY PJ1 wrote:
    all the females should get a zipper for their mouth's !!!!!


    so they can SHUT THE HELL UP !!!!!!!! LOL

    you're a big dumb ignorant moron.
    this post has been approved by grace6697.
  • Ms. HaikuMs. Haiku Posts: 7,265
    A bowl of vanilla bean ice cream with a shot of espresso poured on top, and some chocolate anise biscotti on the side. Good flavors excite both genders, eh?
    There is no such thing as leftover pizza. There is now pizza and later pizza. - anonymous
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  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    ryan198 wrote:
    yes i knew someone would be on my side! The picture thing sounds good though too.


    Seriously, do you now incredibly sexy that is?! Watching over with your significant other is damn HOTT!! :p
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • A blowjob is never an unwanted gift.
    one foot in the door
    the other foot in the gutter
    sweet smell that they adore
    I think I'd rather smother
    -The Replacements-
  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    A blowjob is never an unwanted gift.


    An honest answer....WOW!! :eek:
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    A mixed tape.
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    i hardly ever do anything but this year i am sendingt a plant with a big balloon to my husband's classroom--hoping he will get teased!!!

    this morning he says "we're not doing anything for V's day, right"!! romantic that he is!! ;)
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • ryan198ryan198 Posts: 1,015
    Seriously, do you now incredibly sexy that is?! Watching over with your significant other is damn HOTT!! :p
    "alright I'm out" - Kramer (yes he's a racist but that was to easy)
  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    ryan198 wrote:
    "alright I'm out" - Kramer (yes he's a racist but that was to easy)


    I totally get that!! hehehehe
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • geniegenie Posts: 2,222
    guys have hobbies ;) that's my hint to ya
  • geniegenie Posts: 2,222
    A blowjob is never an unwanted gift.

    blowjob shouldn't even be a gift it should be there whatever whenever :):D
  • HinnyHinny Posts: 1,610
    A note explaining how you think this is a stupid fake day and after this year you guys will never pay attention to this thing ever again.
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  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677

    A girlfriend of mine gave her boyfriend one that was blank for him to fill in. He filled in for her to go down.......ya know...... in a movie theater.

    No I don't know! Go down where? To the concession stands to get him some JujyFruits? Go down on the floor to find the cell phone he dropped?!? Go down to the noisy couple up front and beat them with a pipe?!? What was it. This is going to drive me crazy!!!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    mookie9999 wrote:
    No I don't know! Go down where? To the concession stands to get him some JujyFruits? Go down on the floor to find the cell phone he dropped?!? Go down to the noisy couple up front and beat them with a pipe?!? What was it. This is going to drive me crazy!!!


    LOL

    This made me laugh..:p
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    A mixed tape.


    back in 1984 perhaps... these days i give my girl a ShuffleDongle™ ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    dunkman wrote:
    back in 1984 perhaps...
    Uh...I was joking.
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    well?
    are u serious? guys are EASY to shop for!!!
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