what the hell do ya get a guy for valentines?

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  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,927
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    I'M NOT DOING POETRY... GET OVER IT:D
    I don't get why people are pushing poetry...if the dude wants poetry, he'll soon realize he's gay and leave you for the pool boy anyway.


    No need to overcomplicate things...men don't want material gifts for Valentine's day...they want sex...maybe something a little special beyond the basic Saturday night romp, some new position, new lingerie, a threeseome with your hot 19 yr old cousin, but sex is all men want.
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    :D I don't have a video camera... and now I'm REALLY hoping he doesn't either :D


    A sex tape would be fun! Have you ever considered getting him a card and telling him you want to make a sex tape with him? It's fun and very sexy watching the video together!
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • ryan198
    ryan198 Posts: 1,015
    in_hiding79 wrote:
    A sex tape would be fun! Have you ever considered getting him a card and telling him you want to make a sex tape with him? It's fun and very sexy watching the video together!
    yes i knew someone would be on my side! The picture thing sounds good though too.
  • distantsun
    distantsun Posts: 265
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    all the females should get a zipper for their mouth's !!!!!


    so they can SHUT THE HELL UP !!!!!!!! LOL

    you're a big dumb ignorant moron.
    this post has been approved by grace6697.
  • Ms. Haiku
    Ms. Haiku Washington DC Posts: 7,389
    A bowl of vanilla bean ice cream with a shot of espresso poured on top, and some chocolate anise biscotti on the side. Good flavors excite both genders, eh?
    There is no such thing as leftover pizza. There is now pizza and later pizza. - anonymous
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  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    ryan198 wrote:
    yes i knew someone would be on my side! The picture thing sounds good though too.


    Seriously, do you now incredibly sexy that is?! Watching over with your significant other is damn HOTT!! :p
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • boxwine_in_hell
    boxwine_in_hell Posts: 1,263
    A blowjob is never an unwanted gift.
    one foot in the door
    the other foot in the gutter
    sweet smell that they adore
    I think I'd rather smother
    -The Replacements-
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    boxwine_in_hell wrote:
    A blowjob is never an unwanted gift.


    An honest answer....WOW!! :eek:
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    A mixed tape.
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    i hardly ever do anything but this year i am sendingt a plant with a big balloon to my husband's classroom--hoping he will get teased!!!

    this morning he says "we're not doing anything for V's day, right"!! romantic that he is!! ;)
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • ryan198
    ryan198 Posts: 1,015
    in_hiding79 wrote:
    Seriously, do you now incredibly sexy that is?! Watching over with your significant other is damn HOTT!! :p
    "alright I'm out" - Kramer (yes he's a racist but that was to easy)
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    ryan198 wrote:
    "alright I'm out" - Kramer (yes he's a racist but that was to easy)


    I totally get that!! hehehehe
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • genie
    genie Posts: 2,222
    guys have hobbies ;) that's my hint to ya
  • genie
    genie Posts: 2,222
    boxwine_in_hell wrote:
    A blowjob is never an unwanted gift.

    blowjob shouldn't even be a gift it should be there whatever whenever :):D
  • Hinny
    Hinny Posts: 1,610
    A note explaining how you think this is a stupid fake day and after this year you guys will never pay attention to this thing ever again.
    Binary solo..000000100000111100001110
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    acoustic guy wrote:

    A girlfriend of mine gave her boyfriend one that was blank for him to fill in. He filled in for her to go down.......ya know...... in a movie theater.

    No I don't know! Go down where? To the concession stands to get him some JujyFruits? Go down on the floor to find the cell phone he dropped?!? Go down to the noisy couple up front and beat them with a pipe?!? What was it. This is going to drive me crazy!!!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    mookie9999 wrote:
    No I don't know! Go down where? To the concession stands to get him some JujyFruits? Go down on the floor to find the cell phone he dropped?!? Go down to the noisy couple up front and beat them with a pipe?!? What was it. This is going to drive me crazy!!!


    LOL

    This made me laugh..:p
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    AmentsChick wrote:
    A mixed tape.


    back in 1984 perhaps... these days i give my girl a ShuffleDongle™ ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    dunkman wrote:
    back in 1984 perhaps...
    Uh...I was joking.
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    well?
    are u serious? guys are EASY to shop for!!!
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