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  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    Top 10 things that are supposed to smell like crap but smell nice to you

    1. Fish food flakes (I could smell these all day long)
    2. petrol. especially aviation gas! *dabs some on his neck & wrists*
    3. Burnt rubber (you know that smell at a train station)
    4. My boxer's doggie breath
    5. Poop (of course )
    6. Blood n Bone
    7. Girl's farts because they DO, in fact, smell like angel kisses
    8. Nailpolish
    9. My fart
    10. Cow poo (I realise this sounds gross, but I love the smell of cows and paddocks and stuff, it reminds me of home)
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    Top Ten Reasons why Pearl Jam should play Newcastle again next tour
    (this one's for you Rob)

    1. To save the Three Interrogators from doing ANOTHER petition
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • DonJon
    DonJon Posts: 5,089
    Top Ten Reasons why Pearl Jam should play Newcastle again next tour
    (this one's for you Rob)

    1. To save the Three Interrogators from doing ANOTHER petition
    2. The tin shed, the penthouse at the Tudor Hotel, Undone, beers at the Premier............
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Top Ten Reasons why Pearl Jam should play Newcastle again next tour
    (this one's for you Rob)

    1. To save the Three Interrogators from doing ANOTHER petition
    2. The tin shed, the penthouse at the Tudor Hotel, Undone, beers at the Premier............
    3. So I don't have to hear everyone whine for a million years about PJ not coming again
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    Top Ten Reasons why Pearl Jam should play Newcastle again next tour
    (this one's for you Rob)

    1. To save the Three Interrogators from doing ANOTHER petition
    2. The tin shed, the penthouse at the Tudor Hotel, Undone, beers at the Premier............
    3. So I don't have to hear everyone whine for a million years about PJ not coming again
    4. So we can look at Rob on TV, looking all cutesy :o
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    my topics suck :( Sorry
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • DonJon
    DonJon Posts: 5,089
    yellowled24 wrote:
    Top Ten Reasons why Pearl Jam should play Newcastle again next tour
    (this one's for you Rob)

    1. To save the Three Interrogators from doing ANOTHER petition
    2. The tin shed, the penthouse at the Tudor Hotel, Undone, beers at the Premier............
    3. So I don't have to hear everyone whine for a million years about PJ not coming again
    4. So we can look at Rob on TV, looking all cutesy
    5. So I can sit on the train on the way home listening to illiterate rednecks.
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • threefish10
    threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    Top Ten Reasons why Pearl Jam should play Newcastle again next tour
    (this one's for you Rob)

    1. To save the Three Interrogators from doing ANOTHER petition
    2. The tin shed, the penthouse at the Tudor Hotel, Undone, beers at the Premier............
    3. So I don't have to hear everyone whine for a million years about PJ not coming again
    4. So we can look at Rob on TV, looking all cutesy
    5. So I can sit on the train on the way home listening to illiterate rednecks.
    6. so at the last minute i can decide it's too much effort to go
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    Top Ten Reasons why Pearl Jam should play Newcastle again next tour
    (this one's for you Rob)

    1. To save the Three Interrogators from doing ANOTHER petition
    2. The tin shed, the penthouse at the Tudor Hotel, Undone, beers at the Premier............
    3. So I don't have to hear everyone whine for a million years about PJ not coming again
    4. So we can look at Rob on TV, looking all cutesy
    5. So I can sit on the train on the way home listening to illiterate rednecks.
    6. so at the last minute i can decide it's too much effort to go
    7. cause its less than 3 hours drive away. :D
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • zenith
    zenith Posts: 3,191
    Top Ten Reasons why Pearl Jam should play Newcastle again next tour
    (this one's for you Rob)

    1. To save the Three Interrogators from doing ANOTHER petition
    2. The tin shed, the penthouse at the Tudor Hotel, Undone, beers at the Premier............
    3. So I don't have to hear everyone whine for a million years about PJ not coming again
    4. So we can look at Rob on TV, looking all cutesy
    5. So I can sit on the train on the way home listening to illiterate rednecks.
    6. so at the last minute i can decide it's too much effort to go
    7. cause its less than 3 hours drive away. :D
    8. cos its easier to drive around in newcastle
    impatience is a gift ........
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Top Ten Reasons why Pearl Jam should play Newcastle again next tour
    (this one's for you Rob)

    1. To save the Three Interrogators from doing ANOTHER petition
    2. The tin shed, the penthouse at the Tudor Hotel, Undone, beers at the Premier............
    3. So I don't have to hear everyone whine for a million years about PJ not coming again
    4. So we can look at Rob on TV, looking all cutesy
    5. So I can sit on the train on the way home listening to illiterate rednecks.
    6. so at the last minute i can decide it's too much effort to go
    7. cause its less than 3 hours drive away. :D
    8. cos its easier to drive around in newcastle
    9. 'cos a jelly pit awaits!!
    wah
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Top Ten Reasons why Pearl Jam should play Newcastle again next tour
    (this one's for you Rob)

    1. To save the Three Interrogators from doing ANOTHER petition
    2. The tin shed, the penthouse at the Tudor Hotel, Undone, beers at the Premier............
    3. So I don't have to hear everyone whine for a million years about PJ not coming again
    4. So we can look at Rob on TV, looking all cutesy
    5. So I can sit on the train on the way home listening to illiterate rednecks.
    6. so at the last minute i can decide it's too much effort to go
    7. cause its less than 3 hours drive away. :D
    8. cos its easier to drive around in newcastle
    9. 'cos a jelly pit awaits!!
    10. Because ZiggyStar missed out last time because we'd just bought the record shop a few weeks before! :(
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Top ten ways to dispose of a dead body without leaving a trace

    1. Break into Australia Zoo and throw it in the crocodile pit
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • Cocaine_Nosejob
    Cocaine_Nosejob Posts: 1,744
    Top ten ways to dispose of a dead body without leaving a trace

    1. Break into Australia Zoo and throw it in the crocodile pit
    2. Leave the body in a cave full of rats, then videotape the rats eating the body and send the tape to your mob-boss
    "The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"

    "The world fascinates me."

    "Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"

  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    Top ten ways to dispose of a dead body without leaving a trace

    1. Break into Australia Zoo and throw it in the crocodile pit
    2. Leave the body in a cave full of rats, then videotape the rats eating the body and send the tape to your mob-boss
    3. Ship it to NJ, we have more dead bodies than we know what to do with
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  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    Top ten ways to dispose of a dead body without leaving a trace

    1. Break into Australia Zoo and throw it in the crocodile pit
    2. Leave the body in a cave full of rats, then videotape the rats eating the body and send the tape to your mob-boss
    3. Ship it to NJ, we have more dead bodies than we know what to do with
    4. eat it. then crush the bones, make a paste of it and use it as mortar in a retaining wall in your garden.
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    Top ten ways to dispose of a dead body without leaving a trace

    1. Break into Australia Zoo and throw it in the crocodile pit
    2. Leave the body in a cave full of rats, then videotape the rats eating the body and send the tape to your mob-boss
    3. Ship it to NJ, we have more dead bodies than we know what to do with
    4. eat it. then crush the bones, make a paste of it and use it as mortar in a retaining wall in your garden.
    5. Sneak into Disney at add into the it's a small world ride (you have mutiple ethnic choices so it would be easier to hide)
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  • «¤tîg®ê§§¤»
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» Posts: 5,137
    Top ten ways to dispose of a dead body without leaving a trace

    1. Break into Australia Zoo and throw it in the crocodile pit
    2. Leave the body in a cave full of rats, then videotape the rats eating the body and send the tape to your mob-boss
    3. Ship it to NJ, we have more dead bodies than we know what to do with
    4. eat it. then crush the bones, make a paste of it and use it as mortar in a retaining wall in your garden.
    5. Sneak into Disney at add into the it's a small world ride (you have mutiple ethnic choices so it would be easier to hide)
    6. dont you people watch NCIS..... theres always a trace............ Give it to Dexter
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Top ten ways to dispose of a dead body without leaving a trace

    1. Break into Australia Zoo and throw it in the crocodile pit
    2. Leave the body in a cave full of rats, then videotape the rats eating the body and send the tape to your mob-boss
    3. Ship it to NJ, we have more dead bodies than we know what to do with
    4. eat it. then crush the bones, make a paste of it and use it as mortar in a retaining wall in your garden.
    5. Sneak into Disney at add into the it's a small world ride (you have mutiple ethnic choices so it would be easier to hide)
    6. dont you people watch NCIS..... theres always a trace............ Give it to Dexter
    7. Kill a spider and use a Baby Wipe to wipe away the remains.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    Top ten ways to dispose of a dead body without leaving a trace

    1. Break into Australia Zoo and throw it in the crocodile pit
    2. Leave the body in a cave full of rats, then videotape the rats eating the body and send the tape to your mob-boss
    3. Ship it to NJ, we have more dead bodies than we know what to do with
    4. eat it. then crush the bones, make a paste of it and use it as mortar in a retaining wall in your garden.
    5. Sneak into Disney at add into the it's a small world ride (you have mutiple ethnic choices so it would be easier to hide)
    6. dont you people watch NCIS..... theres always a trace............ Give it to Dexter
    7. Kill a spider and use a Baby Wipe to wipe away the remains.
    8. Build a new football stadium and put the body in the cement as it get laid
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