The Top 10 Game

pearljamjen

Top Ten Excuses When Your Parents Find Porn on Your Computer

1. I was searching something on The Hobbit and mispelled Bilbo
2. I saw it on dad's computer and wante to know more
3. Summer is coming so I was researching watersports. Snorkel anyone?
4. I was trying to seach Vergin Blue Airlines
5. I thought I was downloading the "Dolores" episode of Seinfeld.
6. I'm doing a school project on a CANAL -- must have made a typo.
7. Fuck you! if i want to see a donkey fucking a lady i will.
8. I was only trying to google what I saw you and daddy doing last night.

ZiggyStar

Top Ten Excuses When Your Parents Find Porn on Your Computer

1. I was searching something on The Hobbit and mispelled Bilbo
2. I saw it on dad's computer and wante to know more
3. Summer is coming so I was researching watersports. Snorkel anyone?
4. I was trying to seach Vergin Blue Airlines
5. I thought I was downloading the "Dolores" episode of Seinfeld.
6. I'm doing a school project on a CANAL -- must have made a typo.
7. Fuck you! if i want to see a donkey fucking a lady i will
8. I was only trying to google what I saw you and daddy doing last night.
9. They offered me $150 to do it....and I even got my own website!

pearljamjen

ZiggyStar wrote:

Top Ten Excuses When Your Parents Find Porn on Your Computer

1. I was searching something on The Hobbit and mispelled Bilbo
2. I saw it on dad's computer and wante to know more
3. Summer is coming so I was researching watersports. Snorkel anyone?
4. I was trying to seach Vergin Blue Airlines
5. I thought I was downloading the "Dolores" episode of Seinfeld.
6. I'm doing a school project on a CANAL -- must have made a typo.
7. Fuck you! if i want to see a donkey fucking a lady i will
8. They offered me $150 to do it....and I even got my own website!

Awwww you didn't like my post :(

suns rival

Top Ten Excuses When Your Parents Find Porn on Your Computer

1. I was searching something on The Hobbit and mispelled Bilbo
2. I saw it on dad's computer and wante to know more
3. Summer is coming so I was researching watersports. Snorkel anyone?
4. I was trying to seach Vergin Blue Airlines
5. I thought I was downloading the "Dolores" episode of Seinfeld.
6. I'm doing a school project on a CANAL -- must have made a typo.
7. Fuck you! if i want to see a donkey fucking a lady i will.
8. I was only trying to google what I saw you and daddy doing last night.
9. What the... grandpa did it.

ZiggyStar

pearljamjen wrote:

Awwww you didn't like my post :(

I've already fixed it!! Shit - now someone else has posted. I've really stuffed this up. I'll be back...

pearljamjen

suns rival wrote:

Top Ten Excuses When Your Parents Find Porn on Your Computer

1. I was searching something on The Hobbit and mispelled Bilbo
2. I saw it on dad's computer and wante to know more
3. Summer is coming so I was researching watersports. Snorkel anyone?
4. I was trying to seach Vergin Blue Airlines
5. I thought I was downloading the "Dolores" episode of Seinfeld.
6. I'm doing a school project on a CANAL -- must have made a typo.
7. Fuck you! if i want to see a donkey fucking a lady i will.
8. I was only trying to google what I saw you and daddy doing last night.
9. What the... grandpa did it.

Suns technically yours is 10 since ziggy skipped me so you have to start the next topic

pearljamjen

ZiggyStar wrote:

I've already fixed it!!

Coolio Joe now Suns just has to get a new topic

suns rival

pearljamjen wrote:

Suns technically yours is 10 since ziggy skipped me so you have to start the next topic

nope....i don't like to make a new topic...:D

no technicalities here.

ZiggyStar

Top Ten Excuses When Your Parents Find Porn on Your Computer

1. I was searching something on The Hobbit and mispelled Bilbo
2. I saw it on dad's computer and wante to know more
3. Summer is coming so I was researching watersports. Snorkel anyone?
4. I was trying to seach Vergin Blue Airlines
5. I thought I was downloading the "Dolores" episode of Seinfeld.
6. I'm doing a school project on a CANAL -- must have made a typo.
7. Fuck you! if i want to see a donkey fucking a lady i will
8. I was only trying to google what I saw you and daddy doing last night.
9. They offered me $150 to do it....and I even got my own website!
10. What the... grandpa did it.

ZiggyStar

Top ten alternative uses for vibrators

1. Milkshake mixer

pearljamjen

suns rival wrote:

nope....i don't like to make a new topic...:D

no technicalities here.

Suns you are a bum! I wish you were on msn :(

suns rival

Top ten alternative uses for vibrators

1. Milkshake mixer
2. Fast poop relief

suns rival

pearljamjen wrote:

Suns you are a bum! I wish you were on msn :(

i wish i was. :(

ZiggyStar

Top ten alternative uses for vibrators

1. Milkshake mixer
2. Fast poop relief
3. Ear cleaner

suns rival

Top ten alternative uses for vibrators

1. Milkshake mixer
2. Fast poop relief
3. Ear cleaner
4. Poop drainer

DonJon

Top ten alternative uses for vibrators

1. Milkshake mixer
2. Fast poop relief
3. Ear cleaner
4. Toothbrush

ZiggyStar

Top ten alternative uses for vibrators

1. Milkshake mixer
2. Fast poop relief
3. Ear cleaner
4. Poop drainer
5. Toothbrush
6. Temple massager

DonJon

Top ten alternative uses for vibrators

1. Milkshake mixer
2. Fast poop relief
3. Ear cleaner
4. Poop drainer
5. Toothbrush
6. Temple massager
7. A keyring

ZiggyStar

Top ten alternative uses for vibrators

1. Milkshake mixer
2. Fast poop relief
3. Ear cleaner
4. Poop drainer
5. Toothbrush
6. Temple massager
7. A keyring
8. Baby toy

DonJon

Top ten alternative uses for vibrators

1. Milkshake mixer
2. Fast poop relief
3. Ear cleaner
4. Poop drainer
5. Toothbrush
6. Temple massager
7. A keyring
8. Baby toy
9. A dough roller