1. Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. During the meeting eat 5 entire raw potatoes.
"The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"
"The world fascinates me."
"Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"
1. Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. During the meeting eat 5 entire raw potatoes.
nice
Ever done that???!!!
"....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
1. Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. During the meeting eat 5 entire raw potatoes
2. Surf the internet all day
Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006; Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014
1. Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. During the meeting eat 5 entire raw potatoes
2. Surf the internet all day
3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that
"The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"
"The world fascinates me."
"Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"
1. Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. During the meeting eat 5 entire raw potatoes
2. Surf the internet all day
3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that
4. Make Baby Back Ribs for everyone for lunch (and ask if they wants fries with that )
1. Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. During the meeting eat 5 entire raw potatoes
2. Surf the internet all day
3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that
4. Make Baby Back Ribs for everyone for lunch (and ask if they wants fries with that )
5. Find whoever is eating Baby Ribs and consequently give them a half hour detailed description on why you find it gross to eat meat - then ask if they want fries instead.
"....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
1. Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. During the meeting eat 5 entire raw potatoes
2. Surf the internet all day
3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that
4. Make Baby Back Ribs for everyone for lunch (and ask if they wants fries with that )
5. Find whoever is eating Baby Ribs and consequently give them a half hour detailed description on why you find it gross to eat meat - then ask if they want fries instead.
6. Put an "IN" label on a garbage can next to your desk
Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006; Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014
1. Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. During the meeting eat 5 entire raw potatoes
2. Surf the internet all day
3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that
4. Make Baby Back Ribs for everyone for lunch (and ask if they wants fries with that )
5. Find whoever is eating Baby Ribs and consequently give them a half hour detailed description on why you find it gross to eat meat - then ask if they want fries instead.
6. Put an "IN" label on a garbage can next to your desk
7. Develop an unnatural fear of Staplers
"The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"
"The world fascinates me."
"Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"
1. Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. During the meeting eat 5 entire raw potatoes
2. Surf the internet all day
3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that
4. Make Baby Back Ribs for everyone for lunch (and ask if they wants fries with that )
5. Find whoever is eating Baby Ribs and consequently give them a half hour detailed description on why you find it gross to eat meat - then ask if they want fries instead.
6. Put an "IN" label on a garbage can next to your desk
7. bring your laptop to an urgent meeting and right when the boss turns to you for an opinion say:
Hang on let me respond to this thread on the pit real quik!
~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
"Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95
1. Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. During the meeting eat 5 entire raw potatoes
2. Surf the internet all day
3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that
4. Make Baby Back Ribs for everyone for lunch (and ask if they wants fries with that )
5. Find whoever is eating Baby Ribs and consequently give them a half hour detailed description on why you find it gross to eat meat - then ask if they want fries instead.
6. Put an "IN" label on a garbage can next to your desk
7. bring your laptop to an urgent meeting and right when the boss turns to you for an opinion say:
Hang on let me respond to this thread on the pit real quik!
8. Instead of a mobile blood bank, arrange for a mobile prostate exam day for all the male staff :eek:
1. Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. During the meeting eat 5 entire raw potatoes
2. Surf the internet all day
3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that
4. Make Baby Back Ribs for everyone for lunch (and ask if they wants fries with that )
5. Find whoever is eating Baby Ribs and consequently give them a half hour detailed description on why you find it gross to eat meat - then ask if they want fries instead.
6. Put an "IN" label on a garbage can next to your desk
7. bring your laptop to an urgent meeting and right when the boss turns to you for an opinion say:
Hang on let me respond to this thread on the pit real quik!
8. Instead of a mobile blood bank, arrange for a mobile prostate exam day for all the male staff
9. Give a secretary a copy of Hamlet and ask them to proofread it for you
"The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"
"The world fascinates me."
"Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"
1. Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. During the meeting eat 5 entire raw potatoes
2. Surf the internet all day
3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that
4. Make Baby Back Ribs for everyone for lunch (and ask if they wants fries with that )
5. Find whoever is eating Baby Ribs and consequently give them a half hour detailed description on why you find it gross to eat meat - then ask if they want fries instead.
6. Put an "IN" label on a garbage can next to your desk
7. bring your laptop to an urgent meeting and right when the boss turns to you for an opinion say:
Hang on let me respond to this thread on the pit real quik!
8. Instead of a mobile blood bank, arrange for a mobile prostate exam day for all the male staff
9. Give a secretary a copy of Hamlet and ask them to proofread it for you
10. Fart and make a big scene, blaming other staff members for the stench
Top Ten Things To Do (or say) during a Prostate Exam (it's Movember )
1. Do you have ribbed gloves?
2. If the hand doesn't fit, YOU MUST ACQUIT!
3. I promise it won't hurt a bit
Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006; Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014
Top Ten Things To Do (or say) during a Prostate Exam (it's Movember )
1. Do you have ribbed gloves?
2. If the hand doesn't fit, YOU MUST ACQUIT!
3. I promise it won't hurt a bit
4. *point to doodle and say "Don't.....fecken move!" http://noolmusic.com/videos/billy_connolly_prostate.php
5. I love the smell of latex and K-Y in the morning. It smells like... victory
"The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"
"The world fascinates me."
"Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"
Top Ten Things To Do (or say) during a Prostate Exam (it's Movember )
1. Do you have ribbed gloves?
2. If the hand doesn't fit, YOU MUST ACQUIT!
3. I promise it won't hurt a bit
4. *point to doodle and say "Don't.....fecken move!" http://noolmusic.com/videos/billy_connolly_prostate.php
5. I love the smell of latex and K-Y in the morning. It smells like... victory
6. Do I at least get a candle lit dinner or flowers first?
Top Ten Things To Do (or say) during a Prostate Exam (it's Movember )
1. Do you have ribbed gloves?
2. If the hand doesn't fit, YOU MUST ACQUIT!
3. I promise it won't hurt a bit
4. *point to doodle and say "Don't.....fecken move!" http://noolmusic.com/videos/billy_connolly_prostate.php
5. I love the smell of latex and K-Y in the morning. It smells like... victory
6. Do I at least get a candle lit dinner or flowers first?
7. Can you please push my stool in?
"....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
Top Ten Things To Do (or say) during a Prostate Exam (it's Movember )
1. Do you have ribbed gloves?
2. If the hand doesn't fit, YOU MUST ACQUIT!
3. I promise it won't hurt a bit
4. *point to doodle and say "Don't.....fecken move!" http://noolmusic.com/videos/billy_connolly_prostate.php
5. I love the smell of latex and K-Y in the morning. It smells like... victory
6. Do I at least get a candle lit dinner or flowers first?
7. Can you please push my stool in?
8. Do you want fries with that?
Top Ten Things To Do (or say) during a Prostate Exam (it's Movember )
1. Do you have ribbed gloves?
2. If the hand doesn't fit, YOU MUST ACQUIT!
3. I promise it won't hurt a bit
4. *point to doodle and say "Don't.....fecken move!" http://noolmusic.com/videos/billy_connolly_prostate.php
5. I love the smell of latex and K-Y in the morning. It smells like... victory
6. Do I at least get a candle lit dinner or flowers first?
7. Can you please push my stool in?
8. Do you want fries with that?
9. Have you ever heard of Grandpa's Sauce? :eek:
"....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
Top Ten Things To Do (or say) during a Prostate Exam (it's Movember )
1. Do you have ribbed gloves?
2. If the hand doesn't fit, YOU MUST ACQUIT!
3. I promise it won't hurt a bit
4. *point to doodle and say "Don't.....fecken move!" http://noolmusic.com/videos/billy_connolly_prostate.php
5. I love the smell of latex and K-Y in the morning. It smells like... victory
6. Do I at least get a candle lit dinner or flowers first?
7. Can you please push my stool in?
8. Do you want fries with that?
9. Have you ever heard of Grandpa's Sauce?
10. "Oh yeah! That's the spot!"
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"The world fascinates me."
"Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"
1. Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. During the meeting eat 5 entire raw potatoes.
"The world fascinates me."
"Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"
Ever done that???!!!
No, but I'm seriously considering it
"The world fascinates me."
"Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"
Haha...that could be taken in so many different ways :eek:
"The world fascinates me."
"Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"
1. Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. During the meeting eat 5 entire raw potatoes
2. Surf the internet all day
1. Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. During the meeting eat 5 entire raw potatoes
2. Surf the internet all day
3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that
"The world fascinates me."
"Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"
1. Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. During the meeting eat 5 entire raw potatoes
2. Surf the internet all day
3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that
4. Make Baby Back Ribs for everyone for lunch (and ask if they wants fries with that
1. Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. During the meeting eat 5 entire raw potatoes
2. Surf the internet all day
3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that
4. Make Baby Back Ribs for everyone for lunch (and ask if they wants fries with that
5. Find whoever is eating Baby Ribs and consequently give them a half hour detailed description on why you find it gross to eat meat - then ask if they want fries instead.
1. Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. During the meeting eat 5 entire raw potatoes
2. Surf the internet all day
3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that
4. Make Baby Back Ribs for everyone for lunch (and ask if they wants fries with that
5. Find whoever is eating Baby Ribs and consequently give them a half hour detailed description on why you find it gross to eat meat - then ask if they want fries instead.
6. Put an "IN" label on a garbage can next to your desk
1. Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. During the meeting eat 5 entire raw potatoes
2. Surf the internet all day
3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that
4. Make Baby Back Ribs for everyone for lunch (and ask if they wants fries with that )
5. Find whoever is eating Baby Ribs and consequently give them a half hour detailed description on why you find it gross to eat meat - then ask if they want fries instead.
6. Put an "IN" label on a garbage can next to your desk
7. Develop an unnatural fear of Staplers
"The world fascinates me."
"Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"
1. Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. During the meeting eat 5 entire raw potatoes
2. Surf the internet all day
3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that
4. Make Baby Back Ribs for everyone for lunch (and ask if they wants fries with that )
5. Find whoever is eating Baby Ribs and consequently give them a half hour detailed description on why you find it gross to eat meat - then ask if they want fries instead.
6. Put an "IN" label on a garbage can next to your desk
7. bring your laptop to an urgent meeting and right when the boss turns to you for an opinion say:
Hang on let me respond to this thread on the pit real quik!
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
"Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95
It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
1. Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. During the meeting eat 5 entire raw potatoes
2. Surf the internet all day
3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that
4. Make Baby Back Ribs for everyone for lunch (and ask if they wants fries with that )
5. Find whoever is eating Baby Ribs and consequently give them a half hour detailed description on why you find it gross to eat meat - then ask if they want fries instead.
6. Put an "IN" label on a garbage can next to your desk
7. bring your laptop to an urgent meeting and right when the boss turns to you for an opinion say:
Hang on let me respond to this thread on the pit real quik!
8. Instead of a mobile blood bank, arrange for a mobile prostate exam day for all the male staff
1. Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. During the meeting eat 5 entire raw potatoes
2. Surf the internet all day
3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that
4. Make Baby Back Ribs for everyone for lunch (and ask if they wants fries with that )
5. Find whoever is eating Baby Ribs and consequently give them a half hour detailed description on why you find it gross to eat meat - then ask if they want fries instead.
6. Put an "IN" label on a garbage can next to your desk
7. bring your laptop to an urgent meeting and right when the boss turns to you for an opinion say:
Hang on let me respond to this thread on the pit real quik!
8. Instead of a mobile blood bank, arrange for a mobile prostate exam day for all the male staff
9. Give a secretary a copy of Hamlet and ask them to proofread it for you
"The world fascinates me."
"Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"
1. Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. During the meeting eat 5 entire raw potatoes
2. Surf the internet all day
3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that
4. Make Baby Back Ribs for everyone for lunch (and ask if they wants fries with that )
5. Find whoever is eating Baby Ribs and consequently give them a half hour detailed description on why you find it gross to eat meat - then ask if they want fries instead.
6. Put an "IN" label on a garbage can next to your desk
7. bring your laptop to an urgent meeting and right when the boss turns to you for an opinion say:
Hang on let me respond to this thread on the pit real quik!
8. Instead of a mobile blood bank, arrange for a mobile prostate exam day for all the male staff
9. Give a secretary a copy of Hamlet and ask them to proofread it for you
10. Fart and make a big scene, blaming other staff members for the stench
Haha...have you seen Step Brothers?
I can taste it...on my tongue. Is that....onions? And...ketchup? It's a small room...
"The world fascinates me."
"Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"
1. Do you have ribbed gloves?
1. Do you have ribbed gloves?
2. If the hand doesn't fit, YOU MUST ACQUIT!
"The world fascinates me."
"Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"
1. Do you have ribbed gloves?
2. If the hand doesn't fit, YOU MUST ACQUIT!
3. I promise it won't hurt a bit
1. Do you have ribbed gloves?
2. If the hand doesn't fit, YOU MUST ACQUIT!
3. I promise it won't hurt a bit
4. *point to doodle and say "Don't.....fecken move!" http://noolmusic.com/videos/billy_connolly_prostate.php
1. Do you have ribbed gloves?
2. If the hand doesn't fit, YOU MUST ACQUIT!
3. I promise it won't hurt a bit
4. *point to doodle and say "Don't.....fecken move!" http://noolmusic.com/videos/billy_connolly_prostate.php
5. I love the smell of latex and K-Y in the morning. It smells like... victory
"The world fascinates me."
"Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"
1. Do you have ribbed gloves?
2. If the hand doesn't fit, YOU MUST ACQUIT!
3. I promise it won't hurt a bit
4. *point to doodle and say "Don't.....fecken move!" http://noolmusic.com/videos/billy_connolly_prostate.php
5. I love the smell of latex and K-Y in the morning. It smells like... victory
6. Do I at least get a candle lit dinner or flowers first?
1. Do you have ribbed gloves?
2. If the hand doesn't fit, YOU MUST ACQUIT!
3. I promise it won't hurt a bit
4. *point to doodle and say "Don't.....fecken move!" http://noolmusic.com/videos/billy_connolly_prostate.php
5. I love the smell of latex and K-Y in the morning. It smells like... victory
6. Do I at least get a candle lit dinner or flowers first?
7. Can you please push my stool in?
1. Do you have ribbed gloves?
2. If the hand doesn't fit, YOU MUST ACQUIT!
3. I promise it won't hurt a bit
4. *point to doodle and say "Don't.....fecken move!" http://noolmusic.com/videos/billy_connolly_prostate.php
5. I love the smell of latex and K-Y in the morning. It smells like... victory
6. Do I at least get a candle lit dinner or flowers first?
7. Can you please push my stool in?
8. Do you want fries with that?
1. Do you have ribbed gloves?
2. If the hand doesn't fit, YOU MUST ACQUIT!
3. I promise it won't hurt a bit
4. *point to doodle and say "Don't.....fecken move!" http://noolmusic.com/videos/billy_connolly_prostate.php
5. I love the smell of latex and K-Y in the morning. It smells like... victory
6. Do I at least get a candle lit dinner or flowers first?
7. Can you please push my stool in?
8. Do you want fries with that?
9. Have you ever heard of Grandpa's Sauce? :eek:
1. Do you have ribbed gloves?
2. If the hand doesn't fit, YOU MUST ACQUIT!
3. I promise it won't hurt a bit
4. *point to doodle and say "Don't.....fecken move!" http://noolmusic.com/videos/billy_connolly_prostate.php
5. I love the smell of latex and K-Y in the morning. It smells like... victory
6. Do I at least get a candle lit dinner or flowers first?
7. Can you please push my stool in?
8. Do you want fries with that?
9. Have you ever heard of Grandpa's Sauce?
10. "Oh yeah! That's the spot!"