The Top 10 Game

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  • Anon
    Anon Posts: 11,175
    Top ten things that are supposed to smell nice but smell like crap to you

    1. Coffee
    2. Vanilla scented candles
    3. Crap
    4. Men's cologne (most men who wear it wear WAY TOO much)
    5. Newborn babies
    6. This chocolate rum cake my friend makes -- smells (and tastes) like baby mice to me -- no shit! Not that I have tasted baby mice -- but if I did -- that's what they would taste like -- chocolate rum cake.
    7. Orange Juice
  • Cocaine_Nosejob
    Cocaine_Nosejob Posts: 1,744
    Top ten things that are supposed to smell nice but smell like crap to you

    1. Coffee
    2. Vanilla scented candles
    3. Crap
    4. Men's cologne (most men who wear it wear WAY TOO much)
    5. Newborn babies
    6. This chocolate rum cake my friend makes -- smells (and tastes) like baby mice to me -- no shit! Not that I have tasted baby mice -- but if I did -- that's what they would taste like -- chocolate rum cake.
    7. Orange Juice
    8.Apple Juice
    "The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"

    "The world fascinates me."

    "Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"

  • DonJon
    DonJon Posts: 5,089
    Top ten things that are supposed to smell nice but smell like crap to you

    1. Coffee
    2. Vanilla scented candles
    3. Crap
    4. Men's cologne (most men who wear it wear WAY TOO much)
    5. Newborn babies
    6. This chocolate rum cake my friend makes -- smells (and tastes) like baby mice to me -- no shit! Not that I have tasted baby mice -- but if I did -- that's what they would taste like -- chocolate rum cake.
    7. Orange Juice
    8.Apple Juice
    9. (close to #4) Italian mens cologne - its stinks and they wear the entire bottle
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Top ten things that are supposed to smell nice but smell like crap to you

    1. Coffee
    2. Vanilla scented candles
    3. Crap
    4. Men's cologne (most men who wear it wear WAY TOO much)
    5. Newborn babies
    6. This chocolate rum cake my friend makes -- smells (and tastes) like baby mice to me -- no shit! Not that I have tasted baby mice -- but if I did -- that's what they would taste like -- chocolate rum cake.
    7. Orange Juice
    8.Apple Juice
    9. (close to #4) Italian mens cologne - its stinks and they wear the entire bottle
    10. Unripe bananas -- for me there is about a 2 day period where they smell nice...outside that period they smell horrible.
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • itsevobaby
    itsevobaby Posts: 1,809
    Top ten things that are supposed to smell nice but smell like crap to you

    1. Coffee
    2. Vanilla scented candles
    3. Crap
    4. Men's cologne (most men who wear it wear WAY TOO much)
    5. Newborn babies
    6. This chocolate rum cake my friend makes -- smells (and tastes) like baby mice to me -- no shit! Not that I have tasted baby mice -- but if I did -- that's what they would taste like -- chocolate rum cake.
    7. Orange Juice
    8.Apple Juice
    9. (close to #4) Italian mens cologne - its stinks and they wear the entire bottle
    10. girls farts. they DO NOT smell like flowers or potpouri as they'll have us think
    Look Alive,
    See These Bones
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Top 10 things that are supposed to smell like crap but smell nice to you

    1. Fish food flakes (I could smell these all day long)
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • itsevobaby
    itsevobaby Posts: 1,809
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    10. Unripe bananas -- for me there is about a 2 day period where they smell nice...outside that period they smell horrible.
    you beat me! :mad:
    so you can start the next one :p

    EDIT: oh, you already have....sheesh, slow on the uptake today! :rolleyes:
    Look Alive,
    See These Bones
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    itsevobaby wrote:
    you beat me! :mad:
    so you can start the next one :p

    I've been doing that A LOT lately!!! :D
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    itsevobaby wrote:
    Top ten things that are supposed to smell nice but smell like crap to you

    10. girls farts. they DO NOT smell like flowers or potpouri as they'll have us think

    ha ha ha No, they DO NOT!
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • itsevobaby
    itsevobaby Posts: 1,809
    Top 10 things that are supposed to smell like crap but smell nice to you

    1. Fish food flakes (I could smell these all day long)
    2. petrol. especially aviation gas! *dabs some on his neck & wrists*
    Look Alive,
    See These Bones
  • DonJon
    DonJon Posts: 5,089
    Top 10 things that are supposed to smell like crap but smell nice to you

    1. Fish food flakes (I could smell these all day long)
    2. petrol. especially aviation gas! *dabs some on his neck & wrists*
    3. Burnt rubber (you know that smell at a train station)
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Top 10 things that are supposed to smell like crap but smell nice to you

    1. Fish food flakes (I could smell these all day long)
    2. petrol. especially aviation gas! *dabs some on his neck & wrists*
    3. Burnt rubber (you know that smell at a train station)
    4. My boxer's doggie breath
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • suns rival
    suns rival Posts: 15,926
    Top 10 things that are supposed to smell like crap but smell nice to you

    1. Fish food flakes (I could smell these all day long)
    2. petrol. especially aviation gas! *dabs some on his neck & wrists*
    3. Burnt rubber (you know that smell at a train station)
    4. My boxer's doggie breath
    5. Poop (of course :))
    scratching my butt...
    kinakamot ang aking puwit...
    me rascando pompis...
    krap mijn reet...
    boku no ketsuoana o kizu...
    bahrosh teezy...
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    suns rival wrote:
    5. Poop (of course :))

    Poop smells nice to you? :eek:
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • DonJon
    DonJon Posts: 5,089
    Top 10 things that are supposed to smell like crap but smell nice to you

    1. Fish food flakes (I could smell these all day long)
    2. petrol. especially aviation gas! *dabs some on his neck & wrists*
    3. Burnt rubber (you know that smell at a train station)
    4. My boxer's doggie breath
    5. Poop (of course )
    6. Blood n Bone
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    itsevobaby wrote:
    Top 10 things that are supposed to smell like crap but smell nice to you

    1. Fish food flakes (I could smell these all day long)
    2. petrol. especially aviation gas! *dabs some on his neck & wrists*

    You are a sicko itsevo! :eek:

    Nice sig btw ;)
  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    Top 10 things that are supposed to smell like crap but smell nice to you

    1. Fish food flakes (I could smell these all day long)
    2. petrol. especially aviation gas! *dabs some on his neck & wrists*
    3. Burnt rubber (you know that smell at a train station)
    4. My boxer's doggie breath
    5. Poop (of course )
    6. Blood n Bone
    7. Girl's farts because they DO, in fact, smell like angel kisses
  • Cocaine_Nosejob
    Cocaine_Nosejob Posts: 1,744
    Top 10 things that are supposed to smell like crap but smell nice to you

    1. Fish food flakes (I could smell these all day long)
    2. petrol. especially aviation gas! *dabs some on his neck & wrists*
    3. Burnt rubber (you know that smell at a train station)
    4. My boxer's doggie breath
    5. Poop (of course )
    6. Blood n Bone
    7. Girl's farts because they DO, in fact, smell like angel kisses
    8. Nailpolish
    "The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"

    "The world fascinates me."

    "Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"

  • suns rival
    suns rival Posts: 15,926
    suns rival wrote:
    Top 10 things that are supposed to smell like crap but smell nice to you

    1. Fish food flakes (I could smell these all day long)
    2. petrol. especially aviation gas! *dabs some on his neck & wrists*
    3. Burnt rubber (you know that smell at a train station)
    4. My boxer's doggie breath
    5. Poop (of course :))

    of course. :)
    scratching my butt...
    kinakamot ang aking puwit...
    me rascando pompis...
    krap mijn reet...
    boku no ketsuoana o kizu...
    bahrosh teezy...
  • suns rival
    suns rival Posts: 15,926
    Top 10 things that are supposed to smell like crap but smell nice to you

    1. Fish food flakes (I could smell these all day long)
    2. petrol. especially aviation gas! *dabs some on his neck & wrists*
    3. Burnt rubber (you know that smell at a train station)
    4. My boxer's doggie breath
    5. Poop (of course )
    6. Blood n Bone
    7. Girl's farts because they DO, in fact, smell like angel kisses
    8. Nailpolish
    9. My fart
    scratching my butt...
    kinakamot ang aking puwit...
    me rascando pompis...
    krap mijn reet...
    boku no ketsuoana o kizu...
    bahrosh teezy...

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