Top Ten Things To Do (or say) during a Prostate Exam (it's Movember )
1. Do you have ribbed gloves?
2. If the hand doesn't fit, YOU MUST ACQUIT!
3. I promise it won't hurt a bit
4. *point to doodle and say "Don't.....fecken move!" http://noolmusic.com/videos/billy_connolly_prostate.php
5. I love the smell of latex and K-Y in the morning. It smells like... victory
6. Do I at least get a candle lit dinner or flowers first?
7. Can you please push my stool in?
8. Do you want fries with that?
9. Have you ever heard of Grandpa's Sauce?
10. "Oh yeah! That's the spot!"
Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006; Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014
1. Because her forehead is way too high and way too smooth and it annoys the hell out of me
2. Because she is from Australia and I am not
3. Because she can't act for shit yet still gets paid $20 million a movie
1. Because her forehead is way too high and way too smooth and it annoys the hell out of me
2. Because she is from Australia and I am not
3. Because she can't act for shit yet still gets paid $20 million a movie
4. Because she called her daugher Sunday
Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006; Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014
1. Because her forehead is way too high and way too smooth and it annoys the hell out of me
2. Because she is from Australia and I am not
3. Because she can't act for shit yet still gets paid $20 million a movie
4. Because she called her daugher Sunday
5. She went out with Tom Scientology Cruise
1. Because her forehead is way too high and way too smooth and it annoys the hell out of me
2. Because she is from Australia and I am not
3. Because she can't act for shit yet still gets paid $20 million a movie
4. Because she called her daugher Sunday
5. She went out with Tom Scientology Cruise
6. And then married him!
Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006; Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014
1. Because her forehead is way too high and way too smooth and it annoys the hell out of me
2. Because she is from Australia and I am not
3. Because she can't act for shit yet still gets paid $20 million a movie
4. Because she called her daugher Sunday
5. She went out with Tom Scientology Cruise
6. And then married him!
7. She a fucking Ginger... a.k.a. Ranga.... a.k.a. Carrot Top.. a hot one though
I did that to someone once... after eating a chilli dog from harry's Cafe de Wheels Wolloomooloo hehe
poor guy... in a very small compartment of a ship too... lol..
Actually i think that old boy is dead now :(
Aha! So you ARE gay!
Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006; Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014
1. Because her forehead is way too high and way too smooth and it annoys the hell out of me
2. Because she is from Australia and I am not
3. Because she can't act for shit yet still gets paid $20 million a movie
4. Because she called her daugher Sunday
5. She went out with Tom Scientology Cruise
6. And then married him!
7. She a fucking Ginger... a.k.a. Ranga.... a.k.a. Carrot Top.. a hot one though
8. then she went and married keith urban
1. Because her forehead is way too high and way too smooth and it annoys the hell out of me
2. Because she is from Australia and I am not
3. Because she can't act for shit yet still gets paid $20 million a movie
4. Because she called her daugher Sunday
5. She went out with Tom Scientology Cruise
6. And then married him!
7. She a fucking Ginger... a.k.a. Ranga.... a.k.a. Carrot Top.. a hot one though
8. then she went and married keith urban
9. She looks anaemic
Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006; Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014
1. Because her forehead is way too high and way too smooth and it annoys the hell out of me
2. Because she is from Australia and I am not
3. Because she can't act for shit yet still gets paid $20 million a movie
4. Because she called her daugher Sunday
5. She went out with Tom Scientology Cruise
6. And then married him!
7. She a fucking Ginger... a.k.a. Ranga.... a.k.a. Carrot Top.. a hot one though
8. then she went and married keith urban
9. She looks anaemic
10. She makes more money than any of us put together.
Next topic, im thinking about. Be back soon
"....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
1. Flash someone your boobies at the gates and pinch it from their outstretched hand.
2. Scam someone on the pit - not recommended
3. Become a security guard then quit on the night (but don't tell the venue until after the concert)
1. Flash someone your boobies at the gates and pinch it from their outstretched hand.
2. Scam someone on the pit - not recommended
3. Become a security guard then quit on the night (but don't tell the venue until after the concert)
4. Write to the band's management and tell them that you have not much longer to live and that your dying wish is to see Pearl Jam before you die (not recommended either)
Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006; Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014
1. Flash someone your boobies at the gates and pinch it from their outstretched hand.
2. Scam someone on the pit - not recommended
3. Become a security guard then quit on the night (but don't tell the venue until after the concert)
4. Write to the band's management and tell them that you have not much longer to live and that your dying wish is to see Pearl Jam before you die (not recommended either)
5. Pretend you're a caterer (worked for someone in Melbourne )
1. Flash someone your boobies at the gates and pinch it from their outstretched hand.
2. Scam someone on the pit - not recommended
3. Become a security guard then quit on the night (but don't tell the venue until after the concert)
4. Write to the band's management and tell them that you have not much longer to live and that your dying wish is to see Pearl Jam before you die (not recommended either)
5. Pretend you're a caterer (worked for someone in Melbourne )
6. Give free head jobs to the roadies :eek:
1. Flash someone your boobies at the gates and pinch it from their outstretched hand.
2. Scam someone on the pit - not recommended
3. Become a security guard then quit on the night (but don't tell the venue until after the concert)
4. Write to the band's management and tell them that you have not much longer to live and that your dying wish is to see Pearl Jam before you die (not recommended either)
5. Pretend you're a caterer (worked for someone in Melbourne )
6. Give free head jobs to the roadies :eek:
7. Pretend you're a roadie
Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006; Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014
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So who's doing the next one?
1. Because her forehead is way too high and way too smooth and it annoys the hell out of me
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
1. Because her forehead is way too high and way too smooth and it annoys the hell out of me
2. Because she is from Australia and I am not
"The world fascinates me."
"Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"
1. Because her forehead is way too high and way too smooth and it annoys the hell out of me
2. Because she is from Australia and I am not
3. Because she can't act for shit yet still gets paid $20 million a movie
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
1. Because her forehead is way too high and way too smooth and it annoys the hell out of me
2. Because she is from Australia and I am not
3. Because she can't act for shit yet still gets paid $20 million a movie
4. Because she called her daugher Sunday
1. Because her forehead is way too high and way too smooth and it annoys the hell out of me
2. Because she is from Australia and I am not
3. Because she can't act for shit yet still gets paid $20 million a movie
4. Because she called her daugher Sunday
5. She went out with Tom Scientology Cruise
1. Because her forehead is way too high and way too smooth and it annoys the hell out of me
2. Because she is from Australia and I am not
3. Because she can't act for shit yet still gets paid $20 million a movie
4. Because she called her daugher Sunday
5. She went out with Tom Scientology Cruise
6. And then married him!
poor guy... in a very small compartment of a ship too... lol..
Actually i think that old boy is dead now :(
*everyone takes a deep sniff/smell
1. Because her forehead is way too high and way too smooth and it annoys the hell out of me
2. Because she is from Australia and I am not
3. Because she can't act for shit yet still gets paid $20 million a movie
4. Because she called her daugher Sunday
5. She went out with Tom Scientology Cruise
6. And then married him!
7. She a fucking Ginger... a.k.a. Ranga.... a.k.a. Carrot Top.. a hot one though
11. I can't quite find it with my finger... can i stick my head up there and take a look around?
Aha! So you ARE gay!
1. Because her forehead is way too high and way too smooth and it annoys the hell out of me
2. Because she is from Australia and I am not
3. Because she can't act for shit yet still gets paid $20 million a movie
4. Because she called her daugher Sunday
5. She went out with Tom Scientology Cruise
6. And then married him!
7. She a fucking Ginger... a.k.a. Ranga.... a.k.a. Carrot Top.. a hot one though
8. then she went and married keith urban
11 comes AFTER 10 ....
1. Because her forehead is way too high and way too smooth and it annoys the hell out of me
2. Because she is from Australia and I am not
3. Because she can't act for shit yet still gets paid $20 million a movie
4. Because she called her daugher Sunday
5. She went out with Tom Scientology Cruise
6. And then married him!
7. She a fucking Ginger... a.k.a. Ranga.... a.k.a. Carrot Top.. a hot one though
8. then she went and married keith urban
9. She looks anaemic
1. Because her forehead is way too high and way too smooth and it annoys the hell out of me
2. Because she is from Australia and I am not
3. Because she can't act for shit yet still gets paid $20 million a movie
4. Because she called her daugher Sunday
5. She went out with Tom Scientology Cruise
6. And then married him!
7. She a fucking Ginger... a.k.a. Ranga.... a.k.a. Carrot Top.. a hot one though
8. then she went and married keith urban
9. She looks anaemic
10. She makes more money than any of us put together.
Next topic, im thinking about. Be back soon
1. Flash someone your boobies at the gates and pinch it from their outstretched hand.
1. Flash someone your boobies at the gates and pinch it from their outstretched hand.
2. Scam someone on the pit - not recommended
1. Flash someone your boobies at the gates and pinch it from their outstretched hand.
2. Scam someone on the pit - not recommended
3. Become a security guard then quit on the night (but don't tell the venue until after the concert)
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
1. Flash someone your boobies at the gates and pinch it from their outstretched hand.
2. Scam someone on the pit - not recommended
3. Become a security guard then quit on the night (but don't tell the venue until after the concert)
4. Write to the band's management and tell them that you have not much longer to live and that your dying wish is to see Pearl Jam before you die (not recommended either)
1. Flash someone your boobies at the gates and pinch it from their outstretched hand.
2. Scam someone on the pit - not recommended
3. Become a security guard then quit on the night (but don't tell the venue until after the concert)
4. Write to the band's management and tell them that you have not much longer to live and that your dying wish is to see Pearl Jam before you die (not recommended either)
5. Pretend you're a caterer (worked for someone in Melbourne
1. Flash someone your boobies at the gates and pinch it from their outstretched hand.
2. Scam someone on the pit - not recommended
3. Become a security guard then quit on the night (but don't tell the venue until after the concert)
4. Write to the band's management and tell them that you have not much longer to live and that your dying wish is to see Pearl Jam before you die (not recommended either)
5. Pretend you're a caterer (worked for someone in Melbourne )
6. Give free head jobs to the roadies :eek:
1. Flash someone your boobies at the gates and pinch it from their outstretched hand.
2. Scam someone on the pit - not recommended
3. Become a security guard then quit on the night (but don't tell the venue until after the concert)
4. Write to the band's management and tell them that you have not much longer to live and that your dying wish is to see Pearl Jam before you die (not recommended either)
5. Pretend you're a caterer (worked for someone in Melbourne )
6. Give free head jobs to the roadies :eek:
7. Pretend you're a roadie