The Top 10 Game

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  • pjhawks
    pjhawks Posts: 12,911
    Black Diamond wrote:
    Top ten ways to dispose of a dead body without leaving a trace

    1. Break into Australia Zoo and throw it in the crocodile pit
    2. Leave the body in a cave full of rats, then videotape the rats eating the body and send the tape to your mob-boss
    3. Ship it to NJ, we have more dead bodies than we know what to do with
    4. eat it. then crush the bones, make a paste of it and use it as mortar in a retaining wall in your garden.
    5. Sneak into Disney at add into the it's a small world ride (you have mutiple ethnic choices so it would be easier to hide)
    6. dont you people watch NCIS..... theres always a trace............ Give it to Dexter
    7. Kill a spider and use a Baby Wipe to wipe away the remains.
    8. Build a new football stadium and put the body in the cement as it get laid

    9. take them to Dodger stadium after the 7th inning
  • Cocaine_Nosejob
    Cocaine_Nosejob Posts: 1,744
    1. Break into Australia Zoo and throw it in the crocodile pit
    2. Leave the body in a cave full of rats, then videotape the rats eating the body and send the tape to your mob-boss
    3. Ship it to NJ, we have more dead bodies than we know what to do with
    4. eat it. then crush the bones, make a paste of it and use it as mortar in a retaining wall in your garden.
    5. Sneak into Disney at add into the it's a small world ride (you have mutiple ethnic choices so it would be easier to hide)
    6. dont you people watch NCIS..... theres always a trace............ Give it to Dexter
    7. Kill a spider and use a Baby Wipe to wipe away the remains.
    8. Build a new football stadium and put the body in the cement as it get laid
    9. take them to Dodger stadium after the 7th inning
    10. Skin it, cut it in half, then sneak into the Body Works museum and display it in a awkward/amusing position...hide it in plain view
    "The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"

    "The world fascinates me."

    "Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"

  • Cocaine_Nosejob
    Cocaine_Nosejob Posts: 1,744
    Top Ten Excuses For Peeing On Someone

    1. I thought you had a jellyfish burn...turns out it was your horrible tattoo
    "The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"

    "The world fascinates me."

    "Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"

  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    Top Ten Excuses For Peeing On Someone

    1. I thought you had a jellyfish burn...turns out it was your horrible tattoo
    2. You were in my cubicle and I was marking my territory
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  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    Top Ten Excuses For Peeing On Someone

    1. I thought you had a jellyfish burn...turns out it was your horrible tattoo
    2. You were in my cubicle and I was marking my territory
    3. It is really really fun!
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    Top Ten Excuses For Peeing On Someone

    1. I thought you had a jellyfish burn...turns out it was your horrible tattoo
    2. You were in my cubicle and I was marking my territory
    3. It is really really fun!
    4. You looked thirsty
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  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    Top Ten Excuses For Peeing On Someone

    1. I thought you had a jellyfish burn...turns out it was your horrible tattoo
    2. You were in my cubicle and I was marking my territory
    3. It is really really fun!
    4. You looked thirsty
    5. You'll smell really good after
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    Top Ten Excuses For Peeing On Someone

    1. I thought you had a jellyfish burn...turns out it was your horrible tattoo
    2. You were in my cubicle and I was marking my territory
    3. It is really really fun!
    4. You looked thirsty
    5. You'll smell really good after
    6. I thought this stall was empty
    GoiMTvP.gif
  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    Top Ten Excuses For Peeing On Someone

    1. I thought you had a jellyfish burn...turns out it was your horrible tattoo
    2. You were in my cubicle and I was marking my territory
    3. It is really really fun!
    4. You looked thirsty
    5. You'll smell really good after
    6. I thought this stall was empty
    7. Because if I DON'T pee on you, pearljamjen and suns rival will come poop on you ;)
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    Top Ten Excuses For Peeing On Someone

    1. I thought you had a jellyfish burn...turns out it was your horrible tattoo
    2. You were in my cubicle and I was marking my territory
    3. It is really really fun!
    4. You looked thirsty
    5. You'll smell really good after
    6. I thought this stall was empty
    7. Because if I DON'T pee on you, pearljamjen and suns rival will come poop on you ;)
    LMAO!
    8. I was trying to help you pass the drug test
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  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    Top Ten Excuses For Peeing On Someone

    1. I thought you had a jellyfish burn...turns out it was your horrible tattoo
    2. You were in my cubicle and I was marking my territory
    3. It is really really fun!
    4. You looked thirsty
    5. You'll smell really good after
    6. I thought this stall was empty
    7. Because if I DON'T pee on you, pearljamjen and suns rival will come poop on you ;)
    8. I was trying to help you pass the drug test
    9. Because you are a kinky person who is into crazy stuff like that :eek:
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    Top Ten Excuses For Peeing On Someone

    1. I thought you had a jellyfish burn...turns out it was your horrible tattoo
    2. You were in my cubicle and I was marking my territory
    3. It is really really fun!
    4. You looked thirsty
    5. You'll smell really good after
    6. I thought this stall was empty
    7. Because if I DON'T pee on you, pearljamjen and suns rival will come poop on you ;)
    8. I was trying to help you pass the drug test
    9. Because you are a kinky person who is into crazy stuff like that :eek:
    10. The Fire Truck was running late
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  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    Top Ten X Rated Movie Titles That Are Spoofs Of Real Movies

    1. Romancing the Bone
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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Top Ten X Rated Movie Titles That Are Spoofs Of Real Movies


    1. Romancing the Bone
    2. Trouser Snakes on a Plane
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    Top Ten X Rated Movie Titles That Are Spoofs Of Real Movies


    1. Romancing the Bone
    2. Trouser Snakes on a Plane
    3. Harry Squatter and the Sorcerer's Bone
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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Top Ten X Rated Movie Titles That Are Spoofs Of Real Movies


    1. Romancing the Bone
    2. Trouser Snakes on a Plane
    3. Harry Squatter and the Sorcerer's Bone
    4. Will.E
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    Top Ten X Rated Movie Titles That Are Spoofs Of Real Movies


    1. Romancing the Bone
    2. Trouser Snakes on a Plane
    3. Harry Squatter and the Sorcerer's Bone
    4. Will.E
    That is the best!!
    5. The Hard Knight
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  • Cocaine_Nosejob
    Cocaine_Nosejob Posts: 1,744
    1. Romancing the Bone
    2. Trouser Snakes on a Plane
    3. Harry Squatter and the Sorcerer's Bone
    4. Will.E
    That is the best!!
    5. The Hard Knight
    6. Edward Penishands
    "The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"

    "The world fascinates me."

    "Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"

  • itsevobaby
    itsevobaby Posts: 1,809
    Top Ten X Rated Movie Titles That Are Spoofs Of Real Movies

    1. Romancing the Bone
    2. Trouser Snakes on a Plane
    3. Harry Squatter and the Sorcerer's Bone
    4. Will.E
    That is the best!!
    5. The Hard Knight
    6. Edward Penishands
    7. the sperminator
    Look Alive,
    See These Bones
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    Top Ten X Rated Movie Titles That Are Spoofs Of Real Movies

    1. Romancing the Bone
    2. Trouser Snakes on a Plane
    3. Harry Squatter and the Sorcerer's Bone
    4. Will.E
    That is the best!!
    5. The Hard Knight
    6. Edward Penishands
    7. the sperminator
    8. The Puddsucker Proxy
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