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The Top 10 Game

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    Top Ten Things To Avoid Saying To Your Wife During Labour

    1. Would you stop making that face? You're embarassing me.
    2. So....how soon after you've had this baby can we have sex again?
    3. I'm guessing you had corn for lunch?
    4. I want a divorce.
    5. So why can the nurse say "Breathe" but I can't?"
    6. Stop being such a whoos :rolleyes: It CAN'T hurt that much :rolleyes:
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    ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Top Ten Things To Avoid Saying To Your Wife During Labour

    1. Would you stop making that face? You're embarassing me.
    2. So....how soon after you've had this baby can we have sex again?
    3. I'm guessing you had corn for lunch?
    4. I want a divorce.
    5. So why can the nurse say "Breathe" but I can't?"
    6. Stop being such a whoos :rolleyes: It CAN'T hurt that much :rolleyes:
    7. I'm still at the pub -- do I have time for another beer?
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
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    PJ_SalukiPJ_Saluki Posts: 1,006
    Top Ten Things To Avoid Saying To Your Wife During Labour

    1. Would you stop making that face? You're embarassing me.
    2. So....how soon after you've had this baby can we have sex again?
    3. I'm guessing you had corn for lunch?
    4. I want a divorce.
    5. So why can the nurse say "Breathe" but I can't?"
    6. Stop being such a whoos It CAN'T hurt that much
    7. I'm still at the pub -- do I have time for another beer?
    8. Next stop: Nebraska!
    "Almost all those politicians took money from Enron, and there they are holding hearings. That's like O.J. Simpson getting in the Rae Carruth jury pool." -- Charles Barkley
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    smarcheesmarchee Windsor, Ontario Posts: 14,539
    Top Ten Things To Avoid Saying To Your Wife During Labour

    1. Would you stop making that face? You're embarassing me.
    2. So....how soon after you've had this baby can we have sex again?
    3. I'm guessing you had corn for lunch?
    4. I want a divorce.
    5. So why can the nurse say "Breathe" but I can't?"
    6. Stop being such a whoos It CAN'T hurt that much
    7. I'm still at the pub -- do I have time for another beer?
    8. Next stop: Nebraska!
    9. Oh that's gross......OH that's SO gross.......ewwwwwwwwwwww
    1998 ~ Barrie
    2003 ~ Toronto
    2005 ~ London, Toronto
    2006 ~ Toronto
    2008 ~ Hartford, Mansfied I,
    2009 ~ Toronto, Chicago I, Chicago II
    2010 ~ Cleveland, Buffalo
    2011 ~ Toronto I, Toronto II, Ottawa, Hamilton
    2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
    2014 - Detroit
    2019 - Chicago X 2
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    muiren77muiren77 Posts: 3,511
    Top Ten Things To Avoid Saying To Your Wife During Labour

    1. Would you stop making that face? You're embarassing me.
    2. So....how soon after you've had this baby can we have sex again?
    3. I'm guessing you had corn for lunch?
    4. I want a divorce.
    5. So why can the nurse say "Breathe" but I can't?"
    6. Stop being such a whoos It CAN'T hurt that much
    7. I'm still at the pub -- do I have time for another beer?
    8. Next stop: Nebraska!
    9. Oh that's gross......OH that's SO gross.......ewwwwwwwwwwww
    10. Is that baby really mine?








    i know i am the tenth person but anybody want to do me the favor of thinking another top 10?
    what is essential is invisible to the eye

    apparently, 07162056 is THE date...
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    muiren77 wrote:
    i know i am the tenth person but anybody want to do me the favor of thinking another top 10?

    sure

    Top 10 extra-curricular activities Kings of Leon will get up to in their upcoming Oz tour

    1. shopping for ladies tsubi jeans
    wah
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    Top 10 extra-curricular activities Kings of Leon will get up to in their upcoming Oz tour

    1. shopping for ladies tsubi jeans
    2. Try to break into Pants' hotel room :eek:
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    Top 10 extra-curricular activities Kings of Leon will get up to in their upcoming Oz tour

    1. shopping for ladies tsubi jeans
    2. Try to break into Pants' hotel room :eek:
    3. visit the big banana
    wah
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    Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    Top 10 extra-curricular activities Kings of Leon will get up to in their upcoming Oz tour

    1. shopping for ladies tsubi jeans
    2. Try to break into Pants' hotel room :eek:
    3. visit the big banana
    4. Hunt me down for making them come to Newcastle when they supported PJ in 2006 :eek:
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    ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Top 10 extra-curricular activities Kings of Leon will get up to in their upcoming Oz tour

    1. shopping for ladies tsubi jeans
    2. Try to break into Pants' hotel room :eek:
    3. visit the big banana
    4. Hunt me down for making them come to Newcastle when they supported PJ in 2006 :eek:
    5. Listening to abuse from me for such horrible singing
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
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    haffajappahaffajappa British Columbia Posts: 5,955
    Top 10 extra-curricular activities Kings of Leon will get up to in their upcoming Oz tour

    1. shopping for ladies tsubi jeans
    2. Try to break into Pants' hotel room :eek:
    3. visit the big banana
    4. Hunt me down for making them come to Newcastle when they supported PJ in 2006 :eek:
    5. Listening to abuse from me for such horrible singing[/quote]
    6. Enter in the Emo haircut competition
    live pearl jam is best pearl jam
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    yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    Top 10 extra-curricular activities Kings of Leon will get up to in their upcoming Oz tour

    1. shopping for ladies tsubi jeans
    2. Try to break into Pants' hotel room :eek:
    3. visit the big banana
    4. Hunt me down for making them come to Newcastle when they supported PJ in 2006 :eek:
    5. Listening to abuse from me for such horrible singing
    6. Enter in the Emo haircut competition
    7. not alot...they'll just roam around, always looking down at all they see
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
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    Top 10 extra-curricular activities Kings of Leon will get up to in their upcoming Oz tour

    1. shopping for ladies tsubi jeans
    2. Try to break into Pants' hotel room :eek:
    3. visit the big banana
    4. Hunt me down for making them come to Newcastle when they supported PJ in 2006 :eek:
    5. Listening to abuse from me for such horrible singing
    6. Enter in the Emo haircut competition
    7. not alot...they'll just roam around, always looking down at all they see
    8. Steal my Karma. Oh No!
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    Top 10 extra-curricular activities Kings of Leon will get up to in their upcoming Oz tour

    1. shopping for ladies tsubi jeans
    2. Try to break into Pants' hotel room :eek:
    3. visit the big banana
    4. Hunt me down for making them come to Newcastle when they supported PJ in 2006 :eek:
    5. Listening to abuse from me for such horrible singing
    6. Enter in the Emo haircut competition
    7. not alot...they'll just roam around, always looking down at all they see
    8. Steal my Karma. Oh No!
    9. Have sex on fire :eek:
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    yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    lol I was going to say that one :D
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
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    E.KE.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,700
    Top 10 extra-curricular activities Kings of Leon will get up to in their upcoming Oz tour

    1. shopping for ladies tsubi jeans
    2. Try to break into Pants' hotel room :eek:
    3. visit the big banana
    4. Hunt me down for making them come to Newcastle when they supported PJ in 2006 :eek:
    5. Listening to abuse from me for such horrible singing
    6. Enter in the Emo haircut competition
    7. not alot...they'll just roam around, always looking down at all they see
    8. Steal my Karma. Oh No!
    9. Have sex on fire :eek:
    10. Guitar and singing lessons ;):)
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    ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    E.K wrote:
    Top 10 extra-curricular activities Kings of Leon will get up to in their upcoming Oz tour

    10. Guitar and singing lessons ;):)

    LMAO!! :D Best post of the whole thread! ha ha ha
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
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    ZiggyStar wrote:
    LMAO!! :D Best post of the whole thread! ha ha ha

    shame she can't back it up with a new top 10 ;)

    wtf is the creativity here !!
    wah
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    Top Ten People Who Need Singing And Guitar Lessons

    1. Chad Kroeger...wait...maybe I shouldn't encourage him :rolleyes:
    "The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"

    "The world fascinates me."

    "Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"

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    suns rivalsuns rival Posts: 15,926
    Top Ten People Who Need Singing And Guitar Lessons

    1. Chad Kroeger...wait...maybe I shouldn't encourage him :rolleyes:
    2. Scott Stapp
    scratching my butt...
    kinakamot ang aking puwit...
    me rascando pompis...
    krap mijn reet...
    boku no ketsuoana o kizu...
    bahrosh teezy...
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    muiren77muiren77 Posts: 3,511
    Top Ten People Who Need Singing And Guitar Lessons

    1. Chad Kroeger...wait...maybe I shouldn't encourage him :rolleyes:
    2. Scott Stapp
    3. Avril Lavigne
    what is essential is invisible to the eye

    apparently, 07162056 is THE date...
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    muiren77 wrote:
    Top Ten People Who Need Singing And Guitar Lessons

    1. Chad Kroeger...wait...maybe I shouldn't encourage him :rolleyes:
    2. Scott Stapp
    3. Avril Lavigne
    This Top Ten needs to be Top 100! Gawd - where do I start?! :eek:
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    E.KE.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,700
    Top Ten People Who Need Singing And Guitar Lessons

    1. Chad Kroeger...wait...maybe I shouldn't encourage him :rolleyes:
    2. Scott Stapp
    3. Avril Lavigne
    4. Kings of Leon ;):p
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    suns rivalsuns rival Posts: 15,926
    Top Ten People Who Need Singing And Guitar Lessons

    1. Chad Kroeger...wait...maybe I shouldn't encourage him :rolleyes:
    2. Scott Stapp
    3. Avril Lavigne
    4. Kings of Leon ;):p
    5. vocalist of coheed & cambria.
    scratching my butt...
    kinakamot ang aking puwit...
    me rascando pompis...
    krap mijn reet...
    boku no ketsuoana o kizu...
    bahrosh teezy...
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    PJ_SalukiPJ_Saluki Posts: 1,006
    Top Ten People Who Need Singing And Guitar Lessons

    1. Chad Kroeger...wait...maybe I shouldn't encourage him
    2. Scott Stapp
    3. Avril Lavigne
    4. Kings of Leon
    5. vocalist of coheed & cambria.
    6. Michael and Buster Bluth
    "Almost all those politicians took money from Enron, and there they are holding hearings. That's like O.J. Simpson getting in the Rae Carruth jury pool." -- Charles Barkley
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    suns rivalsuns rival Posts: 15,926
    Top Ten People Who Need Singing And Guitar Lessons

    1. Chad Kroeger...wait...maybe I shouldn't encourage him
    2. Scott Stapp
    3. Avril Lavigne
    4. Kings of Leon
    5. vocalist of coheed & cambria.
    6. Michael and Buster Bluth
    7. Barack H. Obama
    scratching my butt...
    kinakamot ang aking puwit...
    me rascando pompis...
    krap mijn reet...
    boku no ketsuoana o kizu...
    bahrosh teezy...
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    muiren77muiren77 Posts: 3,511
    Top Ten People Who Need Singing And Guitar Lessons

    1. Chad Kroeger...wait...maybe I shouldn't encourage him
    2. Scott Stapp
    3. Avril Lavigne
    4. Kings of Leon
    5. vocalist of coheed & cambria.
    6. Michael and Buster Bluth
    7. Barack H. Obama
    8. James Blunt
    what is essential is invisible to the eye

    apparently, 07162056 is THE date...
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    muiren77muiren77 Posts: 3,511
    PJ_Saluki wrote:
    6. Michael and Buster Bluth


    arrested development, right?

    i miss that show, really funny...:)
    what is essential is invisible to the eye

    apparently, 07162056 is THE date...
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    Top Ten People Who Need Singing And Guitar Lessons

    1. Chad Kroeger...wait...maybe I shouldn't encourage him
    2. Scott Stapp
    3. Avril Lavigne
    4. Kings of Leon
    5. vocalist of coheed & cambria.
    6. Michael and Buster Bluth
    7. Barack H. Obama
    8. James Blunt
    9. illegal pants
    wah
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    ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Come onnnn....start the next one!
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
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