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  • Posts: 22
    Anything off of 'Joe's Garage' by Frank Zappa! :D
  • Posts: 17,388
    g under p wrote:
    "Slide It In"..........WHITESNAKE....

    You talk too much,
    Never saying what's on your mind,
    It's written on your face,
    An' in the words you hide behind
    I know what you want,
    I can see what you're looking for,
    I know what you want from me,
    An' I'm gonna give you more

    I'm gonna slide it in
    Right to the top,
    Slide it in,
    I ain't never gonna stop
    Slide it in,
    Right to the top,
    I'm gonna slide it in, slide it in,
    Slide it, in baby...

    Sometimes you seem
    Just like a stranger to me,
    But, all the games you play
    Make it so easy to see
    You're looking for love,
    Tho' you try to deny,
    The things you put me through
    Tell me what I've got to do to you

    I'm gonna slide it in,
    Right to the top,
    Slide it in,
    I ain't never gonna stop
    Slide it in,
    Right to the top,
    I'm gonna slide it in, slide it in...

    You talk too much,
    Always treating me so unkind,
    I know what I've got to do,
    To get me some peace of mind

    I'm gonna slide it in,
    Right to the top,
    Slide it in,
    I ain't never gonna stop
    Slide it in,
    Right to the top,
    I'm gonna slide it in, slide it in,
    Slide it in,
    Right to the top
    Slide it in,
    I ain't never gonna stop
    Slide it in,
    Right to the top,
    I'm gonna slide it in, slide it in, slide it,
    Slide it in, slide it in,
    Right to the top, baby...

    ALSO..."SPIT IT OUT"......."SLOW AN' EASY"

    Peace
    Earle
    ...and that was the good days for the band....before the videos.....and the really big hair. :D
    All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.
  • Posts: 565
    Pearls&Stones wrote:
    "Institutionalized" by Suicidal Tendancies is really funny

    and maybe
    "I Palindrome I" by They Might Be Giants

    and
    "Hot For Teacher" by Van Halen....has the line "I brought my pencil, gimme somethin' to write on," plus awesome intrumental work

    "all i wanted was a pepsi!!" (suicidal tendencies - institutionalized)
    i love that song
  • Posts: 3,965
    Whoever said Zappa was right on. Here was one of my favs:

    http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Camarillo-Brillo-lyrics-Frank-Zappa/FB07DFE0781864CF482569720009EE5B

    Also, this one always made me smile:

    http://www.lyricsondemand.com/onehitwonders/monstermashlyrics.html
    "I'd rather be with an animal." "Those that can be trusted can change their mind." "The in between is mine." "If I don't lose control, explore and not explode, a preternatural other plane with the power to maintain." "Yeh this is living." "Life is what you make it."
  • Posts: 130
    CHANGEinWAVES wrote:
    anything from The Dead Milkmen :)
    I second this !!!

    Also just about anything by the Vandals or Mojo Nixon.

    Speaking of Wynona's Big Brown Beaver, what made that song extra funny to me was, around the time that that album was going to be released, Soul Asylum was about to release their new album. Dave Pirner was still dating Winona Ryder. One of the local rock stations was listing off the new song titles for Soul Asylum and slipped in Wynona'a Big Brown Beaver as the final song title. I think I spit my drink out. They went on to say that they were only joking and that it was a Primus song but it was damn funny at the time.

    And speaking of beavers. There is a song by a band named Reach Around Rodeo Clowns called Beaver. That shit is funny too.
  • Florida Posts: 29,119
    Anything from the Presidents...
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  • Posts: 7,335
    Alright an aussie band called the androids, do it with madonna. It is pretty funny. Download it, it is a good song.


    "Do It With Madonna"

    You know Christina's got the body
    She really likes to spin and twirl
    But when she's flirting with the camera
    You know she's just a little girl
    Now Pink is cute but still a baby
    And she talks with attitude
    She has some spunks for a young lady
    But what I'd really like to do
    I'd rather do it with Madonna
    She's what a woman's supposed to be
    Oh Madonna won't you do it with me?

    When Britney sings it sounds amazing
    I like her belly and her butt
    But how would you like to be with her?
    She's always hanging with her mum.
    I'd rather do it with Madonna
    She's what a woman's supposed to be
    The only girl I'll ever need
    Madonna do it with me
    I'd rather do it with Madonna
    She's really got me on my knees
    The only girl I'll ever need
    Madonna, do it with me
    Oh Madonna Ooooo Ooooo Oooooo Madonna,
    I'd really like to be with Kylie
    I think she's really really hott
    I wonder if I could get Kylie
    To wanna do it with Madonna
    I'd rather do it with Madonna
    She's really got me on my knees
    Oh Madonna won't you do it with me?
    I'd rather do it with Madonna
    She's what a woman's supposed to be
    Oh Madonna come and do it with me
    I'd rather do it with Madonna
    She's really got me
    Have you seen that film clip where she's wearing the cowboy hat and she's kicking the dirt
    I wanna do it with
    Oooo Madonna [till fade]
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