lol, i don't know if you're serious or mocking me. if you're serious, my ringtone is actually starts with the first line and finishes at the "Taco Bell" line. if you're mocking me, then this post was a waste.
"PC Load Letter?! What the fuck does that mean?"
~Michael Bolton
lol, i don't know if you're serious or mocking me. if you're serious, my ringtone is actually starts with the first line and finishes at the "Taco Bell" line. if you're mocking me, then this post was a waste.
No.....because it's my ringtone now too.....thanks for letting me know that it was available......I love that song, and the video is perhaps one of the best ever. Seriously......not mocking. I own all of the Primus catalog, seriously.
All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.
eddie murphy once made a music cd.....now that was awefully funny
"My girl wants to party all the time, party all the time......" what a fucking scream!!! That was the end of his first phase of superstardom...the album tanked.
All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.
Anything by Spinal Tap
fuck Her Gently - Tenacious D
I know it's not rock, but Aint No Fun by Snoop Dogg is just so filthy it's hilarious
[Verse One: Nate Dogg]
When I met you last night baby
Before you opened up your gap
I had respect for ya lady
But now I take it all back
Cause you gave me all your pussy
And ya even licked my balls
Leave your number on the cabinet
And I promise baby, I'll give ya a call
Next time I'm feelin kinda horny
You can come on over, and I'll break you off
And if you can't fuck, that day, baby
Just lay back, and open your mouth
Cause I have never
met a girl
That I love
in the whole wide world
[Verse Two: Kurupt]
Well, if Kurupt gave a fuck about a bitch I'd always be broke
I'd never have no motherfuckin indo to smoke
I gets loced and looney, bitch you can't Do Me
Do we like BBD, you hoochie groupie?
I have no love for hoes
That's somethin I learned in the pound
so how the fuck am I supposed
to pay this hoe, just to lay this hoe
I know the pussy's mines, I'ma fuck a couple more times
And then I'm through with it, there's nothing else to do with it
Pass it to the homie, now you hit it
Cause she ain't nuthin but a bitch to me
And y'all know, that bitches ain't shit to me
i gives a fuck, why don't y'all pay attention
Approach it with a different proposition, I'm Kurupt
Hoe you'll never be my only one, trick ass beeeitch!
[Chorus: (repeat 4X)]
It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none
[Verse Three: Snoop Doggy Dogg]
Guess who's back in the motherfuckin house
With a fat dick for your motherfuckin mouth
Hoes recognize, niggaz do too
Cuz when bitches get skanless and pull a voodoo
What you gon do? You really don't know
So I'd advise you not to trust that hoe
Silly of me to fall in love with a bitch
Knowin damn well, I'm too caught up with my grip
Now as the sun rotates and my game grows bigger
How many bitches wanna fuck this nigga named Snoop
Doggy, I'm all the above
I'm too swift on my toes to get caught up with you hoes
But see, it ain't no fun, if my homies can't get a taste of it
Cause you know I don't love em
[Verse Four: Warren G]
Whoa!
Hey, now ya know, inhale, exhale with my flow
One for the money, two for the btiches
Three to get ready, and four to hit the switches
In my Chevy, six-fo' Rad to be exact
With bitches on my side, and bitches on back
So back up bitch cuz i'm strugglin, so get
off your knees and then start jugglin
these motherfuckin nuts in your mouth
It's me, Warren G the nigga with the clout
Whoo!
Southern Culture on the Skids have released some really funny shit over the years including:
Camel Walk
Cheap Motel
Liquored Up and Lacquered Down
Doublewide
Eight Piece Box
Good, good stuff.......:D
All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.
This is a song, for the ladies
But fellas, listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard, infact sometimes thats not right to do
Sometimes you gotta make some love, and fucking give her some smoochies too
Sometimes you gotta squeeze, sometimes you gotta say please
Sometimes you gotta say 'hey'
Am gonna fuck you..Softly
Am gonna screw you gently
Am gonna hump you..sweetly
Am gonna bawl you Discreetly
And then you say 'hey a bunch of flowers'
And then you say 'wait a minute Sally'
I think I've got something in my teeth
Could you get it out for me?
Thats fucking teamwork
Whats your favourite posish?
Thats cool with me its not my favourite but I'll do it for you
Whats your you favourite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it but i'll order it from ZANZABAR!
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bawl you completely
but then.. am gonna fuck you hard.
[VERSE 1]
I can feel you in my heart
even though we drift apart
with those words you spoke to me
though I always disagree
And I listen
to the sound of
your sweet voice cause you won't shut up.
Now I'm finished
let me call you
a taxi.
(woah o yeah, woah oh)
[CHORUS]
I don't feel
that I'm feeling
your feelings,
about these feelings that you feel
(woah romance)
And you know that I love you
when were FUCKIN'
Cause orgasm equals love.
[VERSE 2]
All my friends smile and they chuckle
at pictures of your bear moose knuckle.
Please don't feel like you're a slut
when I'm peeing in your butt.
And I love to donkey punch you
after I poop on your sheets.
And I do it cause you love me,
and I love you (awwww)
(woah oh yeah, woah some more)
[CHORUS]
I don't feel
that I'm feeling
your feelings,
about these feelings that you feel
(woa hack weeze)
And I love you
when you show me
your sweet boobies
Cause orgasm equals love.
[CHORUS]
I don't feel
that I'm feeling
your feelings,
About these feelings that you feel
(you know what.. fuck this! I'm out of here!)
lets get married
and have babies
just kidding
Cause orgasm equals love,
Cause erections equals love,
Cause ejaculation equals love,
Cause deep throating blowjobs equal love,
Cause salad tossing equals love,
Double penetration equals love,
Anal kidney punching equals love,
Cause dirty sanchez's equal love,
Cause cleveland steamers equal love,
Cause tieing you up to my bed
and gagging you with your own panties
and sticking my weiner inbetween your boobies
and cumming all over your chin equals love.
[ENDING]
this song aint gettin on the radio any time soon
...ZzZzZzZ...
Good Job... Looks like we finally put the boy to sleep with our slow songs.. Somebody wake him up will you..
OK
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"Dynamo Hum, Dynamo Hum,
I done spend three hours
And I ain't got a crumb
From the Dynamo, Dynamo,
Dynamo Hum"
...pie
To pie I will reply
But mr. justam
is who I am
"That's a repulsive combination of horrible information and bad breath."-Pickles
"Remember, death is a natural part of the workplace. So, when you see a dead body at work, don't freak out, just ring your death bell." "ting"-Toki Wartooth
No.....because it's my ringtone now too.....thanks for letting me know that it was available......I love that song, and the video is perhaps one of the best ever. Seriously......not mocking. I own all of the Primus catalog, seriously.
lol, but are you serious?
i got in the car to go home from work the other night and i put it on the 90's channel on sirius, and wynona's big brown beaver had just started.
first time i saw primus was in rochester, ny. the venue was like a gymnasium, and there was a bar set up along the side. me and my buddies got in early, grabbed barstools at the corner of the bar, and were about 20 feet from the stage the whole night. fucking amazing. sadly, they didn't play wynona that night, but we did hear them warming up with that song before they let people in.
les is the shit, man. back in '00 i saw frog brigade at the moe.down. was right up against the rail and les was within reach the entire set. it was great watching his fingers manipulate that bass. gave him a high five after the show, although it was more like a low five, since i was lower than he was.
"PC Load Letter?! What the fuck does that mean?"
~Michael Bolton
You talk too much,
Never saying what's on your mind,
It's written on your face,
An' in the words you hide behind
I know what you want,
I can see what you're looking for,
I know what you want from me,
An' I'm gonna give you more
I'm gonna slide it in
Right to the top,
Slide it in,
I ain't never gonna stop
Slide it in,
Right to the top,
I'm gonna slide it in, slide it in,
Slide it, in baby...
Sometimes you seem
Just like a stranger to me,
But, all the games you play
Make it so easy to see
You're looking for love,
Tho' you try to deny,
The things you put me through
Tell me what I've got to do to you
I'm gonna slide it in,
Right to the top,
Slide it in,
I ain't never gonna stop
Slide it in,
Right to the top,
I'm gonna slide it in, slide it in...
You talk too much,
Always treating me so unkind,
I know what I've got to do,
To get me some peace of mind
I'm gonna slide it in,
Right to the top,
Slide it in,
I ain't never gonna stop
Slide it in,
Right to the top,
I'm gonna slide it in, slide it in,
Slide it in,
Right to the top
Slide it in,
I ain't never gonna stop
Slide it in,
Right to the top,
I'm gonna slide it in, slide it in, slide it,
Slide it in, slide it in,
Right to the top, baby...
ALSO..."SPIT IT OUT"......."SLOW AN' EASY"
Peace
Earle
*We CAN bomb the World to pieces, but we CAN'T bomb it into PEACE*...Michael Franti
*MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
.....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti
*The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)
i got in the car to go home from work the other night and i put it on the 90's channel on sirius, and wynona's big brown beaver had just started.
first time i saw primus was in rochester, ny. the venue was like a gymnasium, and there was a bar set up along the side. me and my buddies got in early, grabbed barstools at the corner of the bar, and were about 20 feet from the stage the whole night. fucking amazing. sadly, they didn't play wynona that night, but we did hear them warming up with that song before they let people in.
les is the shit, man. back in '00 i saw frog brigade at the moe.down. was right up against the rail and les was within reach the entire set. it was great watching his fingers manipulate that bass. gave him a high five after the show, although it was more like a low five, since i was lower than he was.
Serious.......I have never got to witness the greatness that is Les Claypool in person....hopefully one day that will change.
Love that song........and the video might be one of the best of all-time.
All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.
And almost everything by the John Lennon Rifle Club:
I want Hillary (to suck me, not Monica Lewinski)
I wanna be adopted by Madonna
God is not a DJ (but a motherfucker from hell)
...
You talk too much,
Never saying what's on your mind,
It's written on your face,
An' in the words you hide behind
I know what you want,
I can see what you're looking for,
I know what you want from me,
An' I'm gonna give you more
I'm gonna slide it in
Right to the top,
Slide it in,
I ain't never gonna stop
Slide it in,
Right to the top,
I'm gonna slide it in, slide it in,
Slide it, in baby...
Sometimes you seem
Just like a stranger to me,
But, all the games you play
Make it so easy to see
You're looking for love,
Tho' you try to deny,
The things you put me through
Tell me what I've got to do to you
I'm gonna slide it in,
Right to the top,
Slide it in,
I ain't never gonna stop
Slide it in,
Right to the top,
I'm gonna slide it in, slide it in...
You talk too much,
Always treating me so unkind,
I know what I've got to do,
To get me some peace of mind
I'm gonna slide it in,
Right to the top,
Slide it in,
I ain't never gonna stop
Slide it in,
Right to the top,
I'm gonna slide it in, slide it in,
Slide it in,
Right to the top
Slide it in,
I ain't never gonna stop
Slide it in,
Right to the top,
I'm gonna slide it in, slide it in, slide it,
Slide it in, slide it in,
Right to the top, baby...
ALSO..."SPIT IT OUT"......."SLOW AN' EASY"
Peace
Earle
...and that was the good days for the band....before the videos.....and the really big hair.
All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.
"I'd rather be with an animal." "Those that can be trusted can change their mind." "The in between is mine." "If I don't lose control, explore and not explode, a preternatural other plane with the power to maintain." "Yeh this is living." "Life is what you make it."
Also just about anything by the Vandals or Mojo Nixon.
Speaking of Wynona's Big Brown Beaver, what made that song extra funny to me was, around the time that that album was going to be released, Soul Asylum was about to release their new album. Dave Pirner was still dating Winona Ryder. One of the local rock stations was listing off the new song titles for Soul Asylum and slipped in Wynona'a Big Brown Beaver as the final song title. I think I spit my drink out. They went on to say that they were only joking and that it was a Primus song but it was damn funny at the time.
And speaking of beavers. There is a song by a band named Reach Around Rodeo Clowns called Beaver. That shit is funny too.
1996: Ft Lauderdale
1998: Birmingham
2000: Charlotte, Tampa
2003: Tampa, Atlanta, Phoenix
2004: Kissimmee
2008: West Palm Beach, Bonnaroo, Columbia
2010: MSG2
2012: Music Midtown
2014: Memphis
2016: Ft. Lauderdale, Miami, Jacksonville, JazzFest 2018: Wrigley 1, Fenway 1 2022: Nashville 2023: Ft. Worth II
Alright an aussie band called the androids, do it with madonna. It is pretty funny. Download it, it is a good song.
"Do It With Madonna"
You know Christina's got the body
She really likes to spin and twirl
But when she's flirting with the camera
You know she's just a little girl
Now Pink is cute but still a baby
And she talks with attitude
She has some spunks for a young lady
But what I'd really like to do
I'd rather do it with Madonna
She's what a woman's supposed to be
Oh Madonna won't you do it with me?
When Britney sings it sounds amazing
I like her belly and her butt
But how would you like to be with her?
She's always hanging with her mum.
I'd rather do it with Madonna
She's what a woman's supposed to be
The only girl I'll ever need
Madonna do it with me
I'd rather do it with Madonna
She's really got me on my knees
The only girl I'll ever need
Madonna, do it with me
Oh Madonna Ooooo Ooooo Oooooo Madonna,
I'd really like to be with Kylie
I think she's really really hott
I wonder if I could get Kylie
To wanna do it with Madonna
I'd rather do it with Madonna
She's really got me on my knees
Oh Madonna won't you do it with me?
I'd rather do it with Madonna
She's what a woman's supposed to be
Oh Madonna come and do it with me
I'd rather do it with Madonna
She's really got me
Have you seen that film clip where she's wearing the cowboy hat and she's kicking the dirt
I wanna do it with
Oooo Madonna [till fade]
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lol, i don't know if you're serious or mocking me. if you're serious, my ringtone is actually starts with the first line and finishes at the "Taco Bell" line. if you're mocking me, then this post was a waste.
~Michael Bolton
15 bucks little man
put that shit in my hand
if that money doesnt show, then ya owe me owe me owe
My jungle love
oh ee oh ee oh
I think I wanna know ya know ya
ahh
2006: Camden 1&2, East Ruth 1&2
2008: BONNAROO, MSG1, MSG2, Hartford
2009: Philly 1, 2, 4
2010: Hartford, MSG1, MSG2
2012: Made in America
2013: BK1, BK2, Hartford
2015: Global Citizens
2016: MSG 2 (ISO MSG1)
EV Solo: NJPAC 2008; Tower Theatre, PA 2009; Hartford 2011
fuck Her Gently - Tenacious D
I know it's not rock, but Aint No Fun by Snoop Dogg is just so filthy it's hilarious
[Verse One: Nate Dogg]
When I met you last night baby
Before you opened up your gap
I had respect for ya lady
But now I take it all back
Cause you gave me all your pussy
And ya even licked my balls
Leave your number on the cabinet
And I promise baby, I'll give ya a call
Next time I'm feelin kinda horny
You can come on over, and I'll break you off
And if you can't fuck, that day, baby
Just lay back, and open your mouth
Cause I have never
met a girl
That I love
in the whole wide world
[Verse Two: Kurupt]
Well, if Kurupt gave a fuck about a bitch I'd always be broke
I'd never have no motherfuckin indo to smoke
I gets loced and looney, bitch you can't Do Me
Do we like BBD, you hoochie groupie?
I have no love for hoes
That's somethin I learned in the pound
so how the fuck am I supposed
to pay this hoe, just to lay this hoe
I know the pussy's mines, I'ma fuck a couple more times
And then I'm through with it, there's nothing else to do with it
Pass it to the homie, now you hit it
Cause she ain't nuthin but a bitch to me
And y'all know, that bitches ain't shit to me
i gives a fuck, why don't y'all pay attention
Approach it with a different proposition, I'm Kurupt
Hoe you'll never be my only one, trick ass beeeitch!
[Chorus: (repeat 4X)]
It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none
[Verse Three: Snoop Doggy Dogg]
Guess who's back in the motherfuckin house
With a fat dick for your motherfuckin mouth
Hoes recognize, niggaz do too
Cuz when bitches get skanless and pull a voodoo
What you gon do? You really don't know
So I'd advise you not to trust that hoe
Silly of me to fall in love with a bitch
Knowin damn well, I'm too caught up with my grip
Now as the sun rotates and my game grows bigger
How many bitches wanna fuck this nigga named Snoop
Doggy, I'm all the above
I'm too swift on my toes to get caught up with you hoes
But see, it ain't no fun, if my homies can't get a taste of it
Cause you know I don't love em
[Verse Four: Warren G]
Whoa!
Hey, now ya know, inhale, exhale with my flow
One for the money, two for the btiches
Three to get ready, and four to hit the switches
In my Chevy, six-fo' Rad to be exact
With bitches on my side, and bitches on back
So back up bitch cuz i'm strugglin, so get
off your knees and then start jugglin
these motherfuckin nuts in your mouth
It's me, Warren G the nigga with the clout
Whoo!
[Chorus]
2006: Camden 1&2, East Ruth 1&2
2008: BONNAROO, MSG1, MSG2, Hartford
2009: Philly 1, 2, 4
2010: Hartford, MSG1, MSG2
2012: Made in America
2013: BK1, BK2, Hartford
2015: Global Citizens
2016: MSG 2 (ISO MSG1)
EV Solo: NJPAC 2008; Tower Theatre, PA 2009; Hartford 2011
Camel Walk
Cheap Motel
Liquored Up and Lacquered Down
Doublewide
Eight Piece Box
Good, good stuff.......:D
This is a song, for the ladies
But fellas, listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard, infact sometimes thats not right to do
Sometimes you gotta make some love, and fucking give her some smoochies too
Sometimes you gotta squeeze, sometimes you gotta say please
Sometimes you gotta say 'hey'
Am gonna fuck you..Softly
Am gonna screw you gently
Am gonna hump you..sweetly
Am gonna bawl you Discreetly
And then you say 'hey a bunch of flowers'
And then you say 'wait a minute Sally'
I think I've got something in my teeth
Could you get it out for me?
Thats fucking teamwork
Whats your favourite posish?
Thats cool with me its not my favourite but I'll do it for you
Whats your you favourite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it but i'll order it from ZANZABAR!
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bawl you completely
but then.. am gonna fuck you hard.
but my fav is Orgasm=Love
[VERSE 1]
I can feel you in my heart
even though we drift apart
with those words you spoke to me
though I always disagree
And I listen
to the sound of
your sweet voice cause you won't shut up.
Now I'm finished
let me call you
a taxi.
(woah o yeah, woah oh)
[CHORUS]
I don't feel
that I'm feeling
your feelings,
about these feelings that you feel
(woah romance)
And you know that I love you
when were FUCKIN'
Cause orgasm equals love.
[VERSE 2]
All my friends smile and they chuckle
at pictures of your bear moose knuckle.
Please don't feel like you're a slut
when I'm peeing in your butt.
And I love to donkey punch you
after I poop on your sheets.
And I do it cause you love me,
and I love you (awwww)
(woah oh yeah, woah some more)
[CHORUS]
I don't feel
that I'm feeling
your feelings,
about these feelings that you feel
(woa hack weeze)
And I love you
when you show me
your sweet boobies
Cause orgasm equals love.
[BRIDGE]
(Take it joshy:)
woah oh oh oh oh oh oh
aaaaaaaggggghhhhhh
(That was terrible...)
[CHORUS]
I don't feel
that I'm feeling
your feelings,
About these feelings that you feel
(you know what.. fuck this! I'm out of here!)
lets get married
and have babies
just kidding
Cause orgasm equals love,
Cause erections equals love,
Cause ejaculation equals love,
Cause deep throating blowjobs equal love,
Cause salad tossing equals love,
Double penetration equals love,
Anal kidney punching equals love,
Cause dirty sanchez's equal love,
Cause cleveland steamers equal love,
Cause tieing you up to my bed
and gagging you with your own panties
and sticking my weiner inbetween your boobies
and cumming all over your chin equals love.
[ENDING]
this song aint gettin on the radio any time soon
...ZzZzZzZ...
Good Job... Looks like we finally put the boy to sleep with our slow songs.. Somebody wake him up will you..
OK
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"Dynamo Hum, Dynamo Hum,
I done spend three hours
And I ain't got a crumb
From the Dynamo, Dynamo,
Dynamo Hum"
...pie
But mr. justam
is who I am
"That's a repulsive combination of horrible information and bad breath."-Pickles
"Remember, death is a natural part of the workplace. So, when you see a dead body at work, don't freak out, just ring your death bell." "ting"-Toki Wartooth
lol, but are you serious?
i got in the car to go home from work the other night and i put it on the 90's channel on sirius, and wynona's big brown beaver had just started.
first time i saw primus was in rochester, ny. the venue was like a gymnasium, and there was a bar set up along the side. me and my buddies got in early, grabbed barstools at the corner of the bar, and were about 20 feet from the stage the whole night. fucking amazing. sadly, they didn't play wynona that night, but we did hear them warming up with that song before they let people in.
les is the shit, man. back in '00 i saw frog brigade at the moe.down. was right up against the rail and les was within reach the entire set. it was great watching his fingers manipulate that bass. gave him a high five after the show, although it was more like a low five, since i was lower than he was.
~Michael Bolton
You talk too much,
Never saying what's on your mind,
It's written on your face,
An' in the words you hide behind
I know what you want,
I can see what you're looking for,
I know what you want from me,
An' I'm gonna give you more
I'm gonna slide it in
Right to the top,
Slide it in,
I ain't never gonna stop
Slide it in,
Right to the top,
I'm gonna slide it in, slide it in,
Slide it, in baby...
Sometimes you seem
Just like a stranger to me,
But, all the games you play
Make it so easy to see
You're looking for love,
Tho' you try to deny,
The things you put me through
Tell me what I've got to do to you
I'm gonna slide it in,
Right to the top,
Slide it in,
I ain't never gonna stop
Slide it in,
Right to the top,
I'm gonna slide it in, slide it in...
You talk too much,
Always treating me so unkind,
I know what I've got to do,
To get me some peace of mind
I'm gonna slide it in,
Right to the top,
Slide it in,
I ain't never gonna stop
Slide it in,
Right to the top,
I'm gonna slide it in, slide it in,
Slide it in,
Right to the top
Slide it in,
I ain't never gonna stop
Slide it in,
Right to the top,
I'm gonna slide it in, slide it in, slide it,
Slide it in, slide it in,
Right to the top, baby...
ALSO..."SPIT IT OUT"......."SLOW AN' EASY"
Peace
Earle
*MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
.....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti
*The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)
Love that song........and the video might be one of the best of all-time.
And almost everything by the John Lennon Rifle Club:
I want Hillary (to suck me, not Monica Lewinski)
I wanna be adopted by Madonna
God is not a DJ (but a motherfucker from hell)
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perfect if you're drunk
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"all i wanted was a pepsi!!" (suicidal tendencies - institutionalized)
i love that song
http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Camarillo-Brillo-lyrics-Frank-Zappa/FB07DFE0781864CF482569720009EE5B
Also, this one always made me smile:
http://www.lyricsondemand.com/onehitwonders/monstermashlyrics.html
Also just about anything by the Vandals or Mojo Nixon.
Speaking of Wynona's Big Brown Beaver, what made that song extra funny to me was, around the time that that album was going to be released, Soul Asylum was about to release their new album. Dave Pirner was still dating Winona Ryder. One of the local rock stations was listing off the new song titles for Soul Asylum and slipped in Wynona'a Big Brown Beaver as the final song title. I think I spit my drink out. They went on to say that they were only joking and that it was a Primus song but it was damn funny at the time.
And speaking of beavers. There is a song by a band named Reach Around Rodeo Clowns called Beaver. That shit is funny too.
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"Do It With Madonna"
You know Christina's got the body
She really likes to spin and twirl
But when she's flirting with the camera
You know she's just a little girl
Now Pink is cute but still a baby
And she talks with attitude
She has some spunks for a young lady
But what I'd really like to do
I'd rather do it with Madonna
She's what a woman's supposed to be
Oh Madonna won't you do it with me?
When Britney sings it sounds amazing
I like her belly and her butt
But how would you like to be with her?
She's always hanging with her mum.
I'd rather do it with Madonna
She's what a woman's supposed to be
The only girl I'll ever need
Madonna do it with me
I'd rather do it with Madonna
She's really got me on my knees
The only girl I'll ever need
Madonna, do it with me
Oh Madonna Ooooo Ooooo Oooooo Madonna,
I'd really like to be with Kylie
I think she's really really hott
I wonder if I could get Kylie
To wanna do it with Madonna
I'd rather do it with Madonna
She's really got me on my knees
Oh Madonna won't you do it with me?
I'd rather do it with Madonna
She's what a woman's supposed to be
Oh Madonna come and do it with me
I'd rather do it with Madonna
She's really got me
Have you seen that film clip where she's wearing the cowboy hat and she's kicking the dirt
I wanna do it with
Oooo Madonna [till fade]
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