It's that time of year again... and i've caved...

eyedclaar

dunkman wrote:

quite fucking right!

Damn straight. It isn't fair that hard working citizens like Dunk and myself slave away day in and day out, working our fingers to the bone, while some people just stay home wasting their time and lives in the PJ message pit...

Heineken Helen

eyedclaar wrote:

Damn straight. It isn't fair that hard working citizens like Dunk and myself slave away day in and day out, working our fingers to the bone, while some people just stay home wasting their time and lives in the PJ message pit...

i've paid my taxes for 12 years... not my fault I got let go and besides, do I look bovvered? you'd do it too if your job let you go! So would dunk... him with a mortgage and kids... he'd be the first on the unemployment queue getting what he's entitled to. Everyone would.

eyedclaar

Heineken Helen wrote:

i've paid my taxes for 12 years... not my fault I got let go and besides, do I look bovvered? you'd do it too if your job let you go! So would dunk... him with a mortgage and kids... he'd be the first on the unemployment queue getting what he's entitled to. Everyone would.

Now Heineken, you didn't really think I was honestly sugesting that Dunk and I work for a living? I mean, we might get paid, but work? C'mon now, I was clearly joking.

Sian-of-the-dead

I say Helen gets a job so that she can afford all our Christmas presents...

Heineken Helen

eyedclaar wrote:

Now Heineken, you didn't really think I was honestly sugesting that Dunk and I work for a living? I mean, we might get paid, but work? C'mon now, I was clearly joking.

oh I know you were joking... but dunk actually reckons he works hard and keeps the world on its axis. The rest of us will quite happily admit that we're wasters ok, well not all of us... but anyone with upwards of 10,000 posts during working hours can't really take the moral high ground on this one . Well I'm sure they'll try but my fingers are in my ears and I'm going 'lalalalala can't hear you'

Heineken Helen

Sian-of-the-dead wrote:

I say Helen gets a job so that she can afford all our Christmas presents...

again... see my initial post on this thread

Sian-of-the-dead

Heineken Helen wrote:

again... see my initial post on this thread

That's just bloody rude...

Heineken Helen

Sian-of-the-dead wrote:

That's just bloody rude...

Yeh, well... YOU'RE just bloody rude

Sian-of-the-dead

Heineken Helen wrote:

Yeh, well... YOU'RE just bloody rude

tisk tisk tisk.... resorting to insults are we? Shocking... and to think I only started a thread about Christmas...

Some people just have no festive spirit.

#jingle bells, Helen smells, Dunkman flew away...#

Heineken Helen

Sian-of-the-dead wrote:

tisk tisk tisk.... resorting to insults are we? Shocking... and to think I only started a thread about Christmas...

Some people just have no festive spirit.

#jingle bells, Helen smells, Dunkman flew away...#

I'm sorry... it's just... talk of Christmas in September is quite simply offensive

dunkman

Heineken Helen wrote:

oh I know you were joking... but dunk actually reckons he works hard and keeps the world on its axis. The rest of us will quite happily admit that we're wasters ok, well not all of us... but anyone with upwards of 10,000 posts during working hours can't really take the moral high ground on this one . Well I'm sure they'll try but my fingers are in my ears and I'm going 'lalalalala can't hear you'

i'm a total waster. I havent been this bored at work in a while. I literally have nothing to do for the next 3 days?

I'm on strike tomorrow for a better pay deal though

p.s. thats actually true.. i'm on STRIKE!!

Heineken Helen

dunkman wrote:

i'm a total waster. I havent been this bored at work in a while. I literally have nothing to do for the next 3 days?

I'm on strike tomorrow for a better pay deal though

p.s. thats actually true.. i'm on STRIKE!!

:rolleyes: one more word about me and my benefits and I'll bloody report you for all your hypocrisy (surely hypocrisy's illegal somewhere?)

Heineken Helen

dunkman wrote:

i'm a total waster. I havent been this bored at work in a while. I literally have nothing to do for the next 3 days?

figures... you do work for the government, right?

Sian-of-the-dead

Heineken Helen wrote:

I'm sorry... it's just... talk of Christmas in September is quite simply offensive

But it's only 3 months away! That's 92 days - only 2217 hours!! :eek:

eyedclaar

Sian-of-the-dead wrote:

But it's only 3 months away! That's 92 days - only 2217 hours!! :eek:

Excellent, I still have 2215 hours to waste...

Heineken Helen

Sian-of-the-dead wrote:

But it's only 3 months away! That's 92 days - only 2217 hours!! :eek:

sure you're gonna survive that long? :cool:

dunkman

Heineken Helen wrote:

figures... you do work for the government, right?

work? well i come here and fuck about on the computer for 7 hours a day.

Heineken Helen

eyedclaar... what about lunch breaks? Eating is far from a waste of time!

Heineken Helen

dunkman wrote:

work? well i come here and fuck about on the computer for 7 hours a day.

hmm... and since you work for the government, who pays for that? Would I be right in guessing the tax payer?

All I want is money for doing nothing, just like you!

eyedclaar

Heineken Helen wrote:

eyedclaar... what about lunch breaks? Eating is far from a waste of time!

I agree and it might be the most important thing I accomplish on any given day.

Heineken Helen

eyedclaar wrote:

I agree and it might be the most important thing I accomplish on any given day.

when ya think about it, isn't it the most important thing any of us accomplish? Even those who actually do important stuff, like Santa (keeping the christmas topic open ), have to eat or they couldn't do their important stuff... cos they'd be dead :cool:

dunkman

Heineken Helen wrote:

hmm... and since you work for the government, who pays for that? Would I be right in guessing the tax payer?

All I want is money for doing nothing, just like you!

thats right.. them suckers pay for me to learn about shit on the internet.

i mean did you know a polar bear has black skin?

that kinda shit could come in handy one day.

al qaeda could kidnap me and they might ask "name me the only 2 countries in the world that are double landlocked and you go free... otherwise death to you and Maradona."

and i could save both me and the world's greatest ever football by saying "Lichtenstein and Uzbekistan"

Sian-of-the-dead

Heineken Helen wrote:

sure you're gonna survive that long? :cool:

: D

Whatever do you mean?

:eek: You're not *gasp* threatening me? are you Helen?! :(



To be honest, I might not survive anyways... I'm crap with surprises so i'll probably impolde before then. Dave had one of my presents delivered to a mutual friends house last week, it drove me insane

Heineken Helen

dunkman wrote:

thats right.. them suckers pay for me to learn about shit on the internet.

i mean did you know a polar bear has black skin?

that kinda shit could come in handy one day.

al qaeda could kidnap me and they might ask "name me the only 2 countries in the world that are double landlocked and you go free... otherwise death to you and Maradona."

and i could save both me and the world's greatest ever football by saying "Lichtenstein and Uzbekistan"

and who knows how many lives you may have saved if other people read this and know the answer when asked! Thank you dunk! Thank you from the bottom of my arse!

Heineken Helen

Sian-of-the-dead wrote:

Whatever do you mean?

:eek : You're not *gasp* threatening me? are you Helen?! : (

; )

To be honest, I might not survive anyways... I'm crap with surprises so i'll probably impolde before then. Dave had one of my presents delivered to a mutual friends house last week, it drove me insane : o

course I'm not... just to clear this up for any mods reading... sian knows I love her dearly and the post was tongue in cheek... no threats implied whatsoever :eek: besides... I DON'T know where she lives

Phantom Pain

eyedclaar wrote:

I agree and it might be the most important thing I accomplish on any given day.

What about that afternoon dump ?

eyedclaar

Phantom Pain wrote:

What about that afternoon dump ?

Morning guy here. Right around cup o' coffee #2. Of course, this reminds me of a thread the mods couldn't delete fast enough. They don't care for the shit talk.

Sian-of-the-dead

eyedclaar wrote:

Morning guy here. Right around cup o' coffee #2. Of course, this reminds me of a thread the mods couldn't delete fast enough. They don't care for the shit talk.

*shakes head*

This thread was supposed to be about Christmas... not poo.

*sniff* :(

Phantom Pain

Sian-of-the-dead wrote:

*shakes head*

This thread was supposed to be about Christmas... not poo.

*sniff* :(

He's such a grinch isn't he ?

"it's the most wonderful time of the year..."

Sian-of-the-dead

Phantom Pain wrote:

He's such a grinch isn't he ?

"it's the most wonderful time of the year..."

He is... and it is.

I love Chrimbo