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  • BlackeyedangelBlackeyedangel Posts: 262
    Does this smell like chloroform to you?
  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    Guy: "Is that a mirror in your pants?"
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    Guy "Because I can see myself in them"
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  • The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    Hi, i'm Kevin Federline..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • PaperPlatesPaperPlates Posts: 1,745
    Always liked "so what are you doing for sex tonight?"
    Why go home

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  • rarghrargh-brownstarrarghrargh-brownstar Posts: 1,272
    PaperPlates wrote:
    Always liked "so what are you doing for sex tonight?"
    see i like that. no-nonsense and to-the- point. :cool:
    Rarghstarfarian.
  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=FKeQpeDkoGc

    :D
    NOPE!!!

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  • TrailerTrailer Posts: 1,431
    PaperPlates wrote:
    Always liked "so what are you doing for sex tonight?"

    hehe... I might have to try that one out. Gotta be very smooth tho;)
    Whoa, chill bro... you know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion's here.
  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    Trailer wrote:
    hehe... I might have to try that one out. Gotta be very smooth tho;)


    :rolleyes: Like you need a pick up line! ;):p:D
    NOPE!!!

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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    "Can I borrow a quarter? I promised my mom I would call her when I met the girl of my dreams."
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    "If I told you you had an amazing body, would you hold it against me?"
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    AmentsChick wrote:
    "If I told you you had an amazing body, would you hold it against me?"

    Ha !


    "Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes."
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



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  • xavier mcdanielxavier mcdaniel Somewhere in NYC Posts: 9,302
    Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see around here...


    If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous...

    I found them at http://funny2.com/pickup.htm
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  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Jeanie wrote:
    I'm starting to think it musta been in the secret handbook or something! ;):D

    Oh no! You mean, you girls know about the secret handbook? This is terrible.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    jamie uk wrote:
    Oh no! You mean, you girls know about the secret handbook? This is terrible.


    hehe! :D You fellas will have to learn to live with it! :p

    I reckon us girlies have known about your silly secret handbook for a while! :D
    NOPE!!!

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  • redmosquito10redmosquito10 Posts: 568
    I managed to convince one of my female friends to use this line on a guy who was legitimately trying to use these types of lines to pick up girls at a party:

    Is your last name Bic? Cuz you obviously have a fine tip.

    I think it just blew the guys mind because he had no response and left shortly after.
    "Ah, life is a gate, a way, a path to Paradise anyway, why not live for fun and joy and love or some sort of girl by a fireside, why not go to your desire and LAUGH..."
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Jeanie wrote:
    Only a quarter dunk? ;):p


    well you could always supersize me.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • romybianromybian Posts: 1,644
    Trailer wrote:
    hehe... I might have to try that one out. Gotta be very smooth tho;)
    haha, so this is the last thread u posted in.
    anyway...
    "Trailer has exceeded their stored private messages quota and can not accept further messages until they clear some space."
    "The joke in your language won't come out the same" (Tom Petty)
    I'm no dude! Dudette!
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    "hi i'm a vet and your friend told me your pussy needed some tender care"
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    tish wrote:
    lol. That was a good one Mookie.

    This one works best when being followed. "Quick, throw your arms around me." kiss, kiss. "I'm in hiding."

    Hmmmm.
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    I'm good at math. U+I=69
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    dunkman wrote:
    well you could always supersize me.


    Well that's very true! :D I could dunk! :p

    But all that fat, it's not good for a person! ;)
    NOPE!!!

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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Jeanie wrote:
    But all that fat, it's not good for a person! ;)


    people are allowed to enjoy the good things in life 2 or 3 times a month though surely ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    dunkman wrote:
    people are allowed to enjoy the good things in life 2 or 3 times a month though surely ;)


    :D LMAO!!!

    Don't tempt me! I'm very easily swayed these days! ;)
    NOPE!!!

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    Hold on to the thread
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  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    Jeanie wrote:
    If I gotta hear it I don't see no reason why I can't say it! :p

    And it's SOLVOL love, "wash your mouth out with SOLVOL" ;):D

    ??? Whats SOLVOL?
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
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  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    acoustic guy wrote:
    ??? Whats SOLVOL?

    :) Tis a heavy duty bar of soap, made with pumice and other vile tasting things. Aussie Dad's use to wash up with after they've been working on cars and such and Aussie Mums and Grans use to wash out kids mouths when they're caught swearing. :D :eek:

    http://www.wd40.com.au/solvol.html
    NOPE!!!

    *~You're IT Bert!~*

    Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Jeanie wrote:
    : ) Tis a heavy duty bar of soap, made with pumice and other vile tasting things. Aussie Dad's use to wash up with after they've been working on cars and such and Aussie Mums and Grans use to wash out kids mouths when they're caught swearing. :D :eek:

    http://www.wd40.com.au/solvol.html
    Soap with pumice? :eek: soap is supposed to clean your skin, not scrape it the fuck off :D

    You crazy aussies :)
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Soap with pumice? :eek: soap is supposed to clean your skin, not scrape it the fuck off : D

    You crazy aussies : )


    It's good stuff actually J. There's something in it that really does get grease and engine oil and other ickies off your skin. And the pumice is little grains so it kinda "exfoliates" haha! long before "exfoliating" was so trendy! :D

    We had a whole ad campaign here too, that we all know and love.

    "Wash your hands Jeffrey, with the Solvol, Jeffrey!" :D

    Having said all that, the stuff tastes VILE!!!! :eek: ;)
    NOPE!!!

    *~You're IT Bert!~*

    Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
  • pearljam_addictionpearljam_addiction Posts: 668
    Blackeyedangel wrote:
    Does this smell like chloroform to you?

    i just peed myself! :D:D
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