Guy: "Is that a mirror in your pants?"
Girl: "No why?'
Guy "Because I can see myself in them"
Sydney 11/02/2003
Sydney 14/02/2003
Sydney 07/11/2006
Sydney 18/11/2006
Sydney 22/11/2009
EV Sydney 18/03/2011
EV Sydney 19/03/2011
EV Sydney 20/03/2011
Melbourne 24/01/2014
Sydney 26/01/2014
EV Sydney 13/02/2014
"Do you have a band aid? I hurt my knee falling for you"
Sydney 11/02/2003
Sydney 14/02/2003
Sydney 07/11/2006
Sydney 18/11/2006
Sydney 22/11/2009
EV Sydney 18/03/2011
EV Sydney 19/03/2011
EV Sydney 20/03/2011
Melbourne 24/01/2014
Sydney 26/01/2014
EV Sydney 13/02/2014
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
Reading 2004
Albany 2006 Camden 2006 E. Rutherford 2, 2006 Inglewood 2006,
Chicago 2007
Camden 2008 MSG 2008 MSG 2008 Hartford 2008.
Seattle 2009 Seattle 2009 Philadelphia 2009,Philadelphia 2009 Philadelphia 2009
Hartford 2010 MSG 2010 MSG 2010
Toronto 2011,Toronto 2011
Wrigley Field 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Philadelphia 2, 2013
Philadelphia 1, 2016 Philadelphia 2 2016 New York 2016 New York 2016 Fenway 1, 2016 Fenway 2, 2018 MSG 2022 St. Paul, 1, St. Paul 2 2023
"I play good, hard-nosed basketball.
Things happen in the game. Nothing you
can do. I don't go and say,
"I'm gonna beat this guy up."
I managed to convince one of my female friends to use this line on a guy who was legitimately trying to use these types of lines to pick up girls at a party:
Is your last name Bic? Cuz you obviously have a fine tip.
I think it just blew the guys mind because he had no response and left shortly after.
"Ah, life is a gate, a way, a path to Paradise anyway, why not live for fun and joy and love or some sort of girl by a fireside, why not go to your desire and LAUGH..."
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
hehe... I might have to try that one out. Gotta be very smooth tho;)
haha, so this is the last thread u posted in.
anyway...
"Trailer has exceeded their stored private messages quota and can not accept further messages until they clear some space."
"The joke in your language won't come out the same" (Tom Petty)
I'm no dude! Dudette!
"hi i'm a vet and your friend told me your pussy needed some tender care"
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
people are allowed to enjoy the good things in life 2 or 3 times a month though surely
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Tis a heavy duty bar of soap, made with pumice and other vile tasting things. Aussie Dad's use to wash up with after they've been working on cars and such and Aussie Mums and Grans use to wash out kids mouths when they're caught swearing. :eek:
: ) Tis a heavy duty bar of soap, made with pumice and other vile tasting things. Aussie Dad's use to wash up with after they've been working on cars and such and Aussie Mums and Grans use to wash out kids mouths when they're caught swearing. :eek:
Soap with pumice? :eek: soap is supposed to clean your skin, not scrape it the fuck off
You crazy aussies
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
Soap with pumice? :eek: soap is supposed to clean your skin, not scrape it the fuck off : D
You crazy aussies : )
It's good stuff actually J. There's something in it that really does get grease and engine oil and other ickies off your skin. And the pumice is little grains so it kinda "exfoliates" haha! long before "exfoliating" was so trendy!
We had a whole ad campaign here too, that we all know and love.
"Wash your hands Jeffrey, with the Solvol, Jeffrey!"
Having said all that, the stuff tastes VILE!!!! :eek:
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Girl: "No why?'
Guy "Because I can see myself in them"
Sydney 14/02/2003
Sydney 07/11/2006
Sydney 18/11/2006
Sydney 22/11/2009
EV Sydney 18/03/2011
EV Sydney 19/03/2011
EV Sydney 20/03/2011
Melbourne 24/01/2014
Sydney 26/01/2014
EV Sydney 13/02/2014
Sydney 14/02/2003
Sydney 07/11/2006
Sydney 18/11/2006
Sydney 22/11/2009
EV Sydney 18/03/2011
EV Sydney 19/03/2011
EV Sydney 20/03/2011
Melbourne 24/01/2014
Sydney 26/01/2014
EV Sydney 13/02/2014
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
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Hold on to the thread
The currents will shift
hehe... I might have to try that one out. Gotta be very smooth tho;)
:rolleyes: Like you need a pick up line!
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The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
Ha !
"Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes."
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous...
I found them at http://funny2.com/pickup.htm
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Albany 2006 Camden 2006 E. Rutherford 2, 2006 Inglewood 2006,
Chicago 2007
Camden 2008 MSG 2008 MSG 2008 Hartford 2008.
Seattle 2009 Seattle 2009 Philadelphia 2009,Philadelphia 2009 Philadelphia 2009
Hartford 2010 MSG 2010 MSG 2010
Toronto 2011,Toronto 2011
Wrigley Field 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Philadelphia 2, 2013
Philadelphia 1, 2016 Philadelphia 2 2016 New York 2016 New York 2016 Fenway 1, 2016
Fenway 2, 2018
MSG 2022
St. Paul, 1, St. Paul 2 2023
"I play good, hard-nosed basketball.
Things happen in the game. Nothing you
can do. I don't go and say,
"I'm gonna beat this guy up."
Oh no! You mean, you girls know about the secret handbook? This is terrible.
hehe!
I reckon us girlies have known about your silly secret handbook for a while!
*~You're IT Bert!~*
Hold on to the thread
The currents will shift
Is your last name Bic? Cuz you obviously have a fine tip.
I think it just blew the guys mind because he had no response and left shortly after.
well you could always supersize me.
anyway...
"Trailer has exceeded their stored private messages quota and can not accept further messages until they clear some space."
I'm no dude! Dudette!
Hmmmm.
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
Well that's very true!
But all that fat, it's not good for a person!
*~You're IT Bert!~*
Hold on to the thread
The currents will shift
people are allowed to enjoy the good things in life 2 or 3 times a month though surely
Don't tempt me! I'm very easily swayed these days!
*~You're IT Bert!~*
Hold on to the thread
The currents will shift
??? Whats SOLVOL?
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
http://www.wd40.com.au/solvol.html
*~You're IT Bert!~*
Hold on to the thread
The currents will shift
You crazy aussies
It's good stuff actually J. There's something in it that really does get grease and engine oil and other ickies off your skin. And the pumice is little grains so it kinda "exfoliates" haha! long before "exfoliating" was so trendy!
We had a whole ad campaign here too, that we all know and love.
"Wash your hands Jeffrey, with the Solvol, Jeffrey!"
Having said all that, the stuff tastes VILE!!!! :eek:
*~You're IT Bert!~*
Hold on to the thread
The currents will shift
i just peed myself!
" I Will Feel Alive as Long as I am Free"
"Are We Getting SomeThing Out Of this All Encompassing Trip? Makes Much More Sense To Live In The Present Tense"
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