pick up lines
Drop The Leash 10
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what are your favorites???
"I'd marry the cat just to get in the family"
"I'd marry the cat just to get in the family"
I will be what i could be
Once I get out of this town
9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
Once I get out of this town
9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
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oh well, i'll bump it tomorrow.
Once I get out of this town
9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
Works every time.
i'm still waiting for that one to work.
Ahaha.
nice 1
Dude, it must be you, because every time a guy says that to me, I totally go for him...
Once I get out of this town
9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
*~You're IT Bert!~*
Hold on to the thread
The currents will shift
HAHAHAHA.. wow!
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and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
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charmin aint it?
twice now I've had it levelled at me in a night club.
usually, I smile, bend down and look close at their crotch and then pop up and say, "sorry, not big enough" then smile sweetly again and walk away.
*~You're IT Bert!~*
Hold on to the thread
The currents will shift
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
seriously, what are some people thinking? I love the come back though..
that ought to get them!
Actually that kinda backfired on me once!
Turns out he thought it was really funny!
He was lovely though, so it was all good. He was just mucking about and I do love a good sense of humour.
*~You're IT Bert!~*
Hold on to the thread
The currents will shift
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
(Use index finger to call someone over and then say) "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand."
"Here's a quarter. Call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight. "
I am still puzzled over why they think that would work!
Did you have Sade's Smooth Operator playing in your head when he was delivering that gem?
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
My little brother taught me that one. Gross. (He didn't add the whole hand part though.)
they come out at night....haha.
Girl: (hopefully) OK your on
Dude then grabs her boob quickly and gives her 25 cents. Hopefully she will find it funny and you can start talking or at least you got to touch a boob which is always fun!
I am still puzzled over why they think that would work!
Yeah, usualy provoking the response.."well, how can I resist you, you smoothe talking bastard".
Or "You had me at giving"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
Is that your line marky?
-Your daddy must have been a baker, cause you've got a nice set of buns.
-Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd like to tap that ass.
-I'm new in town. Can you give me directions to your house?
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