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Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
edited January 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
what are your favorites???

"I'd marry the cat just to get in the family"
I will be what i could be
Once I get out of this town


9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
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  • GraySaturdayGraySaturday Posts: 2,878
    Good thing I got my library card, because I'm checking you out
  • Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    GraySaturday wrote:
    Good thing I got my library card, because I'm checking you out
    thank you for trying to get this started but frankly i think its goin nowhere :p

    oh well, i'll bump it tomorrow.
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • GraySaturdayGraySaturday Posts: 2,878
    haha, I tried.. I don't think light humor is the theme of the board tonight.. sorry my friend.
  • DaytimeDilemmaDaytimeDilemma Posts: 2,008
    "sup shawty"






    Works every time.
  • LikeAnOpeningBandForTheSunLikeAnOpeningBandForTheSun Posts: 6,097
    "you dont sweat much. i mean, for a pig you dont sweat much."


    i'm still waiting for that one to work.
  • DaytimeDilemmaDaytimeDilemma Posts: 2,008
    MrSmith wrote:
    "you dont sweat much. i mean, for a pig you dont sweat much."


    i'm still waiting for that one to work.



    Ahaha.


    nice 1
  • GraySaturdayGraySaturday Posts: 2,878
    MrSmith wrote:
    "you dont sweat much. i mean, for a pig you dont sweat much."


    i'm still waiting for that one to work.

    Dude, it must be you, because every time a guy says that to me, I totally go for him...


    ;)
  • Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    MrSmith wrote:
    "you dont sweat much. i mean, for a pig you dont sweat much."


    i'm still waiting for that one to work.
    i have a teacher that i could use that on :p
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    "my face is leaving in 10 minutes, be on it" :rolleyes: :D
    NOPE!!!

    *~You're IT Bert!~*

    Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
  • GraySaturdayGraySaturday Posts: 2,878
    Jeanie wrote:
    "my face is leaving in 10 minutes, be on it" :rolleyes: :D


    HAHAHAHA.. wow!
  • RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    So.... here I am...now that your first wish is granted, what are your other two?

    .
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    GraySaturday wrote:
    HAHAHAHA.. wow!

    charmin aint it? :D

    twice now I've had it levelled at me in a night club.

    usually, I smile, bend down and look close at their crotch and then pop up and say, "sorry, not big enough" then smile sweetly again and walk away. :):D
    NOPE!!!

    *~You're IT Bert!~*

    Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    "Nice shoes....wanna fuck ?"
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • GraySaturdayGraySaturday Posts: 2,878
    Jeanie wrote:
    charmin aint it? :D

    twice now I've had it levelled at me in a night club.

    usually, I smile, bend down and look close at their crotch and then pop up and say, "sorry, not big enough" then smile sweetly again and walk away. :):D

    seriously, what are some people thinking? I love the come back though..

    that ought to get them!
  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    GraySaturday wrote:
    seriously, what are some people thinking? I love the come back though..

    that ought to get them!


    Actually that kinda backfired on me once! :o

    Turns out he thought it was really funny! :D

    He was lovely though, so it was all good. He was just mucking about and I do love a good sense of humour. :D
    NOPE!!!

    *~You're IT Bert!~*

    Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
  • bigbadbillbigbadbill Posts: 1,758
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    So.... here I am...now that your first wish is granted, what are your other two?

    .
    I'm gonna try that one.
    11/6/95, 11/18/97, 7/13/98, 7/14/98, 10/24/00, 10/25/00, 10/28/00, 6/2/03, 6/3/03, 6/5/03, 7/6/06, 7/7/06, 7/9/06, 7/10/06, 7/13/06, 7/15/06, 7/16/06, 7/18/06, 10/21/06, 4/10/08, 4/13/08, 9/30/09, 10/1/09, 10/6/09, 10/7/09, 10/9/09
  • SpunkieSpunkie Posts: 6,672
    My current bf got me with: Wanna share my fries? He followed up with an invite to Jimmy Eat World.
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    "Does this lump feel cancerous?" Not for nothin', but it did get me a second appointment with my doctor.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • pineapplesandwavespineapplesandwaves Posts: 584
    "Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."

    (Use index finger to call someone over and then say) "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand."

    "Here's a quarter. Call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight. "
    No time to be void or save up on life. You got to spend it all.
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    someone said to me: "I bet you look amazing giving a blowjob"

    I am still puzzled over why they think that would work!
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:
    someone said to me: "I bet you look amazing giving a blowjob"

    I am still puzzled over why they think that would work!

    Did you have Sade's Smooth Operator playing in your head when he was delivering that gem?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • SpunkieSpunkie Posts: 6,672
    (Use index finger to call someone over and then say) "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand."

    My little brother taught me that one. Gross. (He didn't add the whole hand part though.)
  • monster95monster95 Posts: 127
    Your teeth are like the stars.........


    they come out at night....haha.
    I plan to live forever.so far so good !
  • timrothtimroth Posts: 215
    Dude: I will bet you 25 cents I can touch your bra without touching your boob.

    Girl: (hopefully) OK your on

    Dude then grabs her boob quickly and gives her 25 cents. Hopefully she will find it funny and you can start talking or at least you got to touch a boob which is always fun!
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    someone said to me: "I bet you look amazing giving a blowjob"

    I am still puzzled over why they think that would work!

    mookie9999 wrote:
    Did you have Sade's Smooth Operator playing in your head when he was delivering that gem?

    Yeah, usualy provoking the response.."well, how can I resist you, you smoothe talking bastard".
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    jamie uk wrote:
    someone said to me: "I bet you look amazing giving a blowjob"

    I am still puzzled over why they think that would work!




    Yeah, usualy provoking the response.."well, how can I resist you, you smoothe talking bastard".

    Or "You had me at giving"
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • markymark550markymark550 Posts: 5,154
    Jeanie wrote:
    charmin aint it? :D

    twice now I've had it levelled at me in a night club.

    usually, I smile, bend down and look close at their crotch and then pop up and say, "sorry, not big enough" then smile sweetly again and walk away. :):D
    Damn Jeanie! Now that's cold...
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    markymark550 wrote:
    Damn Jeanie! Now that's cold...

    Is that your line marky? :p
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • markymark550markymark550 Posts: 5,154
    a few of my faves:
    -Your daddy must have been a baker, cause you've got a nice set of buns.
    -Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd like to tap that ass.
    -I'm new in town. Can you give me directions to your house?
  • markymark550markymark550 Posts: 5,154
    jamie uk wrote:
    Is that your line marky? :p
    :p

    :(
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