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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Hi, i'm Dunk
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    dunkman wrote:
    Hi, i'm Dunk
    I'm sure that works well at family gatherings, oh and pit meet ups of course.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    jamie uk wrote:
    I'm sure that works well at family gatherings, oh and pit meet ups of course.

    oh they have to work?

    ok then

    "hi i'm dunk.. i'll pay you £50 to cuddle me "
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    dunkman wrote:
    oh they have to work?

    ok then

    "hi i'm dunk.. i'll pay you £50 to cuddle me "

    No need, man, you had me already!:)
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • SpunkieSpunkie Posts: 6,672
    Sorry Dunk, that's extra.
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    The most obvious one I ever had was "Hi, I've lost my recipe for waffles, do you have one?"..."what? waffles?"
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • jamie uk wrote:
    someone said to me: "I bet you look amazing giving a blowjob"

    I am still puzzled over why they think that would work!

    :eek: I hope your wife wasn't with you at the time!
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    jamie uk wrote:
    No need, man, you had me already!:)


    woo-hoo ... scored :):D


    "hey there wee lassie, i'm from the clan McDonald.. and if you come hame with me tonight i'll let you lick my Quarter Pounder"
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    :eek: I hope your wife wasn't with you at the time!

    Haha, check back.....I was quoting some other poor soul..:p
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • SpunkieSpunkie Posts: 6,672
    I lost my number. Can I have yours?
  • would you like to have lunch? ok, how about some water....
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  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    dunkman wrote:
    woo-hoo ... scored :):D


    "hey there wee lassie, i'm from the clan McDonald.. and if you come hame with me tonight i'll let you lick my Quarter Pounder"

    You keep your Mcnuggets to yourself.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • jamie uk wrote:
    Haha, check back.....I was quoting some other poor soul..:p

    :rolleyes :
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    would you like to have lunch? ok, how about some water....
    That totally worked for me once, on this girl I met in the Sahara desert.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • SnakeSnake Posts: 2,605
    I like this one, never used it though:
    Girl, if sexyness were Oreos you'd be a doublestuff!

    Another funny one I saw in a movie was: When I think of you I have a wet dream.

    Im more of a "Hi whats up?" kinda guy
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Snake wrote:
    I like this one, never used it though:
    Girl, if sexyness were Oreos you'd be a doublestuff!

    Another funny one I saw in a movie was: When I think of you I have a wet dream.

    Im more of a "Hi whats up?" kinda guy

    Yeah, stick to what you know if I were you.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • SpunkieSpunkie Posts: 6,672
    I'm really more of a "Jeff, I think you're hot, will you marry me?" kinda girl.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Snake wrote:
    I like this one, never used it though:
    Girl, if sexyness were Oreos you'd be a doublestuff!

    Another funny one I saw in a movie was: When I think of you I have a wet dream.

    Im more of a "Hi whats up?" kinda guy


    those 2 lines are the worst ones in this thread.. in fact its the worst line since Jerry Lee Lewis said "hey there cuz, you might only be 14 but how about making my great balls go on fire""
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    dunkman wrote:
    those 2 lines are the worst ones in this thread.. in fact its the worst line since Jerry Lee Lewis said "hey there cuz, you might only be 14 but how about making my great balls go on fire""

    And let's not forget JLL's favourite..."would you like a lollipop sweetie?"
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • dunkman wrote:
    those 2 lines are the worst ones in this thread.. in fact its the worst line since Jerry Lee Lewis said "hey there cuz, you might only be 14 but how about making my great balls go on fire""
    mookie tried that on me once.
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    Once I get out of this town


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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    mookie tried that on me once.


    yeah he told me it worked and that you were tighter than a Scottish nun.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman wrote:
    yeah he told me it worked and that you were tighter than a Scottish nun.
    he also told me he was thinking of you the whole time
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    he also told me he was thinking of you the whole time

    most people do... most people do ;)



    " i hear you like cock.. cock.. cock.. cocktails... can i buy you one?... sorry bout that but i have a stutter.. its caused by my giant muscular tongue"
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman wrote:



    " i hear you like cock.. cock.. cock.. cocktails... can i buy you one?... sorry bout that but i have a stutter.. its caused by my giant muscular tongue"

    :eek:

    .....


    .....


    No.

    Dammit, that got a response! You b*stard! ;)
  • dunkman wrote:
    most people do... most people do ;)



    " i hear you like cock.. cock.. cock.. cocktails... can i buy you one?... sorry bout that but i have a stutter.. its caused by my giant muscular tongue"
    sorry cant drink yet.
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646

    Dammit, that got a response! You b*stard! ;)


    f***ing hell... has Harmless been teaching you to swear :D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    jamie uk wrote:
    The most obvious one I ever had was "Hi, I've lost my recipe for waffles, do you have one?"..."what? waffles?"

    ...and believe it or not I responded with,
    "erm no, but I have a great recipe for bacon and eggs, just me and you in the morning, and bacon and eggs."...What a dork!
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    sorry cant drink yet.


    its a home brew.. contains no alcohol :)


    back to thread

    this one got used on me approx 13 years ago.. "hi there, can i pretend to kiss you as that guy over there is freaking me out"
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    "I seemed to have lost my phone number...Can I have yours?"
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  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    dunkman wrote:
    f***ing hell... has Harmless been teaching you to swear :D

    Haha, I nearly pi**ed myself then.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
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