oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
I'm sure that works well at family gatherings, oh and pit meet ups of course.
oh they have to work?
ok then
"hi i'm dunk.. i'll pay you £50 to cuddle me "
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
"hey there wee lassie, i'm from the clan McDonald.. and if you come hame with me tonight i'll let you lick my Quarter Pounder"
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
would you like to have lunch? ok, how about some water....
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Camden 2008 MSG 2008 MSG 2008 Hartford 2008.
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Toronto 2011,Toronto 2011
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"I play good, hard-nosed basketball.
Things happen in the game. Nothing you
can do. I don't go and say,
"I'm gonna beat this guy up."
I like this one, never used it though:
Girl, if sexyness were Oreos you'd be a doublestuff!
Another funny one I saw in a movie was: When I think of you I have a wet dream.
Im more of a "Hi whats up?" kinda guy
those 2 lines are the worst ones in this thread.. in fact its the worst line since Jerry Lee Lewis said "hey there cuz, you might only be 14 but how about making my great balls go on fire""
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
those 2 lines are the worst ones in this thread.. in fact its the worst line since Jerry Lee Lewis said "hey there cuz, you might only be 14 but how about making my great balls go on fire""
And let's not forget JLL's favourite..."would you like a lollipop sweetie?"
those 2 lines are the worst ones in this thread.. in fact its the worst line since Jerry Lee Lewis said "hey there cuz, you might only be 14 but how about making my great balls go on fire""
mookie tried that on me once.
I will be what i could be
Once I get out of this town
yeah he told me it worked and that you were tighter than a Scottish nun.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
he also told me he was thinking of you the whole time
most people do... most people do
" i hear you like cock.. cock.. cock.. cocktails... can i buy you one?... sorry bout that but i have a stutter.. its caused by my giant muscular tongue"
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
" i hear you like cock.. cock.. cock.. cocktails... can i buy you one?... sorry bout that but i have a stutter.. its caused by my giant muscular tongue"
" i hear you like cock.. cock.. cock.. cocktails... can i buy you one?... sorry bout that but i have a stutter.. its caused by my giant muscular tongue"
sorry cant drink yet.
I will be what i could be
Once I get out of this town
f***ing hell... has Harmless been teaching you to swear
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
The most obvious one I ever had was "Hi, I've lost my recipe for waffles, do you have one?"..."what? waffles?"
...and believe it or not I responded with,
"erm no, but I have a great recipe for bacon and eggs, just me and you in the morning, and bacon and eggs."...What a dork!
this one got used on me approx 13 years ago.. "hi there, can i pretend to kiss you as that guy over there is freaking me out"
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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oh they have to work?
ok then
"hi i'm dunk.. i'll pay you £50 to cuddle me "
No need, man, you had me already!:)
:eek: I hope your wife wasn't with you at the time!
woo-hoo ... scored
"hey there wee lassie, i'm from the clan McDonald.. and if you come hame with me tonight i'll let you lick my Quarter Pounder"
Haha, check back.....I was quoting some other poor soul..:p
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Chicago 2007
Camden 2008 MSG 2008 MSG 2008 Hartford 2008.
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Hartford 2010 MSG 2010 MSG 2010
Toronto 2011,Toronto 2011
Wrigley Field 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Philadelphia 2, 2013
Philadelphia 1, 2016 Philadelphia 2 2016 New York 2016 New York 2016 Fenway 1, 2016
Fenway 2, 2018
MSG 2022
St. Paul, 1, St. Paul 2 2023
"I play good, hard-nosed basketball.
Things happen in the game. Nothing you
can do. I don't go and say,
"I'm gonna beat this guy up."
You keep your Mcnuggets to yourself.
:rolleyes :
Girl, if sexyness were Oreos you'd be a doublestuff!
Another funny one I saw in a movie was: When I think of you I have a wet dream.
Im more of a "Hi whats up?" kinda guy
"Its a secret to everybody."
Yeah, stick to what you know if I were you.
those 2 lines are the worst ones in this thread.. in fact its the worst line since Jerry Lee Lewis said "hey there cuz, you might only be 14 but how about making my great balls go on fire""
And let's not forget JLL's favourite..."would you like a lollipop sweetie?"
Once I get out of this town
9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
yeah he told me it worked and that you were tighter than a Scottish nun.
Once I get out of this town
9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
most people do... most people do
" i hear you like cock.. cock.. cock.. cocktails... can i buy you one?... sorry bout that but i have a stutter.. its caused by my giant muscular tongue"
:eek:
.....
.....
No.
Dammit, that got a response! You b*stard!
Once I get out of this town
9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
f***ing hell... has Harmless been teaching you to swear
...and believe it or not I responded with,
"erm no, but I have a great recipe for bacon and eggs, just me and you in the morning, and bacon and eggs."...What a dork!
its a home brew.. contains no alcohol
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this one got used on me approx 13 years ago.. "hi there, can i pretend to kiss you as that guy over there is freaking me out"
Haha, I nearly pi**ed myself then.