First find out her name. Then go up to her and say "Excuse me, would you like to see my magic watch?" When she says yes, peer at the watch and say right...I can tell that your name is (whatever).
She is very impressed...Continue to look at your watch and then say "I can also tell that you are not wearing any knickers"
When she gets offended, bang the watch a few times and say "Damn, its fast again"!
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
this one got used on me approx 13 years ago.. "hi there, can i pretend to kiss you as that guy over there is freaking me out"
I had success with something similar. After chatting up some random girl at the bar, who gushed after seeing my PJ tats (big fan-actually, our stupid MySpace quotes were both from the beginning of Leash; where her's ended, mine began-creepy). Some creepy older guy was eyeballing her and making her uncomfortable. She asked how she could get him to stop. I said I knew of one way that would work for sure. She asked, "What's that?"
I told her, "I could plant one on you."
She said OK, I did, and voila. Instant chemistry.
Ott
'Give me some music; music, moody food/ of us that trade in love'
-Shakespeare
"The word of the day is legs; let's go upstairs and spread the word."
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
It's magnificent, I'd really like to use it on someone.
That's mine btw.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
"Hi, I'm George...I'm unemployed, and I live with my parents."
smokin' HOT! sign me up!!!!!
believe it or not, we don't "need" anything. that is only the spoiled brat in us trying to fill some temporary solution to an emptyness that does not exist.
I have eaten so much gold I crapped excellence - drtyfrnk29
Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all!
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She is very impressed...Continue to look at your watch and then say "I can also tell that you are not wearing any knickers"
When she gets offended, bang the watch a few times and say "Damn, its fast again"!
I had success with something similar. After chatting up some random girl at the bar, who gushed after seeing my PJ tats (big fan-actually, our stupid MySpace quotes were both from the beginning of Leash; where her's ended, mine began-creepy). Some creepy older guy was eyeballing her and making her uncomfortable. She asked how she could get him to stop. I said I knew of one way that would work for sure. She asked, "What's that?"
I told her, "I could plant one on you."
She said OK, I did, and voila. Instant chemistry.
Ott
-Shakespeare
Sure, you can give out my secrets but you don't take the new name I bestowed upon you. Ladies and Gentleman I present: Drop The Soap Once.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
This one works best when being followed. "Quick, throw your arms around me." kiss, kiss. "I'm in hiding."
Once I get out of this town
9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
It's magnificent, I'd really like to use it on someone.
That's mine btw.
Your last name must be Gillette because youre the BEST a man can get.
Only when I have to be marky!
*~You're IT Bert!~*
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The currents will shift
Only a quarter dunk?
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Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
"Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95
It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
We have a winner!
smokin' HOT! sign me up!!!!!
I have eaten so much gold I crapped excellence - drtyfrnk29
Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all!
"my face is leaving in 15 minutes.... and I want you on it"
Hartford 5-13-06, 6-27-08, 10-25-13
Mansfield, MA 6-30-08, 6-28-08, 7-2-03, 7-3-03, 7-11-03, 8-29-00, 8-30-00, 9-15-98, 9-16-98
Worcester 10-15-13, 10-16-13
I remember him!
refer back for my response!
*~You're IT Bert!~*
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The currents will shift
Unless you were in Brighton, MA in 1995 I think it was someone else
I am anxious to hear what you said to someone with that line though
Hartford 5-13-06, 6-27-08, 10-25-13
Mansfield, MA 6-30-08, 6-28-08, 7-2-03, 7-3-03, 7-11-03, 8-29-00, 8-30-00, 9-15-98, 9-16-98
Worcester 10-15-13, 10-16-13
That guy gets around !
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
Musta been contagious then!
*~You're IT Bert!~*
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The currents will shift
I'm starting to think it musta been in the secret handbook or something!
*~You're IT Bert!~*
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Jeanie!!!! Wash your mouth out with soap! lol
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
Baa dum dum
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
If I gotta hear it I don't see no reason why I can't say it!
And it's SOLVOL love, "wash your mouth out with SOLVOL"
*~You're IT Bert!~*
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The currents will shift
so that one doesn't work?? damn!
ONLY if you have the correct answer to my follow up question, OR you pass inspection!
*~You're IT Bert!~*
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The currents will shift
Once I get out of this town
9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
" I Will Feel Alive as Long as I am Free"
"Are We Getting SomeThing Out Of this All Encompassing Trip? Makes Much More Sense To Live In The Present Tense"
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