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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    First find out her name. Then go up to her and say "Excuse me, would you like to see my magic watch?" When she says yes, peer at the watch and say right...I can tell that your name is (whatever).

    She is very impressed...Continue to look at your watch and then say "I can also tell that you are not wearing any knickers"
    When she gets offended, bang the watch a few times and say "Damn, its fast again"!
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • OttOtt Posts: 403
    dunkman wrote:

    this one got used on me approx 13 years ago.. "hi there, can i pretend to kiss you as that guy over there is freaking me out"

    I had success with something similar. After chatting up some random girl at the bar, who gushed after seeing my PJ tats (big fan-actually, our stupid MySpace quotes were both from the beginning of Leash; where her's ended, mine began-creepy). Some creepy older guy was eyeballing her and making her uncomfortable. She asked how she could get him to stop. I said I knew of one way that would work for sure. She asked, "What's that?"
    I told her, "I could plant one on you."
    She said OK, I did, and voila. Instant chemistry.

    Ott
    'Give me some music; music, moody food/ of us that trade in love'
    -Shakespeare
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    mookie tried that on me once.

    Sure, you can give out my secrets but you don't take the new name I bestowed upon you. Ladies and Gentleman I present: Drop The Soap Once.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • SpunkieSpunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 6,732
    lol. That was a good one Mookie.

    This one works best when being followed. "Quick, throw your arms around me." kiss, kiss. "I'm in hiding."
  • mookie9999 wrote:
    Sure, you can give out my secrets but you don't take the new name I bestowed upon you. Ladies and Gentleman I present: Drop The Soap Once.
    the shit i put up with on here :rolleyes: :mad: :D
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    "The word of the day is legs; let's go upstairs and spread the word."
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    dunkman wrote:
    "The word of the day is legs; let's go upstairs and spread the word."

    It's magnificent, I'd really like to use it on someone.

    That's mine btw.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    jamie uk wrote:
    It's magnificent, I'd really like to use it on someone.

    That's mine btw.

    :D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • been my fave since about around 10 years ago or so:

    Your last name must be Gillette because youre the BEST a man can get.

    :D
    Rarghstarfarian.
  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    Damn Jeanie! Now that's cold...

    Only when I have to be marky! :p:D
    NOPE!!!

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  • "Hi, I'm George...I'm unemployed, and I live with my parents."
  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    dunkman wrote:
    woo-hoo ... scored :):D


    "hey there wee lassie, i'm from the clan McDonald.. and if you come hame with me tonight i'll let you lick my Quarter Pounder"


    Only a quarter dunk? ;):p
    NOPE!!!

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    The currents will shift
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    i dont know if The Champ has posted in here but.....he's got some good lines ;)
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  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Saturnal wrote:
    "Hi, I'm George...I'm unemployed, and I live with my parents."

    We have a winner!
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • WhizbangWhizbang Posts: 1,314
    Saturnal wrote:
    "Hi, I'm George...I'm unemployed, and I live with my parents."


    smokin' HOT! sign me up!!!!! :p
    believe it or not, we don't "need" anything. that is only the spoiled brat in us trying to fill some temporary solution to an emptyness that does not exist.

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  • Whizbang wrote:
    smokin' HOT! sign me up!!!!! :p
    great, none of us have a chance now. :( :p
    Rarghstarfarian.
  • Whizbang wrote:
    smokin' HOT! sign me up!!!!! :p
    Score.
  • HartydogHartydog Posts: 2,060
    back in college a buddy of mine actually used:

    "my face is leaving in 15 minutes.... and I want you on it"
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  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    Hartydog wrote:
    back in college a buddy of mine actually used:

    "my face is leaving in 15 minutes.... and I want you on it"

    I remember him! :D

    refer back for my response! :p
    NOPE!!!

    *~You're IT Bert!~*

    Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
  • HartydogHartydog Posts: 2,060
    Jeanie wrote:
    I remember him! :D

    refer back for my response! :p

    Unless you were in Brighton, MA in 1995 I think it was someone else :)

    I am anxious to hear what you said to someone with that line though
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Jeanie wrote:
    I remember him! :D

    refer back for my response! :p

    That guy gets around !
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

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    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    Hartydog wrote:
    Unless you were in Brighton, MA in 1995 I think it was someone else )

    Musta been contagious then! ;)
    Hartydog wrote:
    I am anxious to hear what you said to someone with that line though
    Jeanie wrote:
    charmin aint it? :D

    twice now I've had it levelled at me in a night club.

    usually, I smile, bend down and look close at their crotch and then pop up and say, "sorry, not big enough" then smile sweetly again and walk away. :):D


    :D
    NOPE!!!

    *~You're IT Bert!~*

    Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    That guy gets around !


    I'm starting to think it musta been in the secret handbook or something! ;):D
    NOPE!!!

    *~You're IT Bert!~*

    Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    Jeanie wrote:
    "my face is leaving in 10 minutes, be on it" :rolleyes: :D

    Jeanie!!!! Wash your mouth out with soap! lol
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    Damn! I thought Very Fine only came in a bottle.

    Baa dum dum
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    Jeanie!!!! Wash your mouth out with soap! lol


    If I gotta hear it I don't see no reason why I can't say it! :p

    And it's SOLVOL love, "wash your mouth out with SOLVOL" ;):D
    NOPE!!!

    *~You're IT Bert!~*

    Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Jeanie wrote:
    "my face is leaving in 10 minutes, be on it" :rolleyes: :D


    so that one doesn't work?? damn! ;):p:D
  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    cutback wrote:
    so that one doesn't work?? damn! ;):p:D


    ONLY if you have the correct answer to my follow up question, OR you pass inspection! :p:D
    NOPE!!!

    *~You're IT Bert!~*

    Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
  • Damn! I thought Very Fine only came in a bottle.

    Baa dum dum
    hahaha im using that at school tomorrow. :p
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


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