I don't like to drink more than 6 drinks when going out.. At home I try to keep it at 3 or less. I rarely get "drunk", but do drink a little to take the edge of before bed.
So you have drinks to take the edge off? Oh man, I'm going to try this one ..
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
None of it tastes good to me. I can't even stand the smell of beer or wine. I wish I could drink because sometimes I think it might help take the "edge off."
None of it tastes good to me. I can't even stand the smell of beer or wine. I wish I could drink because sometimes I think it might help take the "edge off."
How old are you?
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
None of it tastes good to me. I can't even stand the smell of beer or wine. I wish I could drink because sometimes I think it might help take the "edge off."
How old are you?
Just curious, because up until I was about 23, I didn't like drinking at all.. It all became acquired, but I only like beer and red wine... not to turn you into an alcy or anything..
Just curious, because up until I was about 23, I didn't like drinking at all.. It all became acquired, but I only like beer and red wine... not to turn you into an alcy or anything..
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
Crap that's old..well I mean in relevant terms ...
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
HEY!!! Ok, I'm figuring you're drunk and blabbering like a fool!!!
Just kidding - I'm an old lady!!!!
It is funny that both you and Ocean asked the same question at the same time!!
I'll refrain from being mean for once and wish you a good night ..
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
i could go for one right now... just a shot of everclear. not for the buzz, but because my throat is sore and i think i'm getting sick. i had a buddy once who had one of the worst colds i'd ever seen. but he'd decided to go out with us all anyway. he tossed back a shot of everclear, his eyes watered and he went gray for a minute or so, and then... his cold was gone. i shit you not. he had that stuffy voice not 2 minutes prior, and suddenly he was talking like all was fine and normal. that shit killed every germ in his throat on its way down. he was fine from then on.
i could go for one right now... just a shot of everclear. not for the buzz, but because my throat is sore and i think i'm getting sick. i had a buddy once who had one of the worst colds i'd ever seen. but he'd decided to go out with us all anyway. he tossed back a shot of everclear, his eyes watered and he went gray for a minute or so, and then... his cold was gone. i shit you not. he had that stuffy voice not 2 minutes prior, and suddenly he was talking like all was fine and normal. that shit killed every germ in his throat on its way down. he was fine from then on.
I had mono once (never been so sick in my life) and took a hit of acid and drank a bunch of 100 proof vodka and by the time I came down I was totally on the mend.
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... draining a shitty bottle of rum in 6 drinks and not even feeling a buzz. thank allah tomorrow is pay day.
just love those shitty bottles of rum!
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im not done until i wake up and realise its sunday when i thought it was saturday.
a week sunday, now thats when i know its time to take a good look at myself!
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To break down borders and realise that we are one species and then the true patriotism comes from pride and love of the human race, not from the tribes of which we currently are divided, open your eyes your mind will see! - ME
a week sunday, now thats when i know its time to take a good look at myself!
look? by then who can open their eyelids to have a look at themselves(and lets face it, tis hardly ever good). my eyeballs hurt. my skin is screaming and im nothing but vapours anyway .
hear my name
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
look? by then who can open their eyelids to have a look at themselves(and lets face it, tis hardly ever good). my eyeballs hurt. my skin is screaming and im nothing but vapours anyway .
and i'm trying to build the confidence up to get that severely needed glass of water which may just go some way towards my new health plan, starting as of now, which usually is a roaring success until that evening when the demons present themselves almost mokingly showing me the attractive hula woman or the pretty ship on the label, reminding me of that sweet taste... i could go on!
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To break down borders and realise that we are one species and then the true patriotism comes from pride and love of the human race, not from the tribes of which we currently are divided, open your eyes your mind will see! - ME
and i'm trying to build the confidence up to get that severely needed glass of water which may just go some way towards my new health plan, starting as of now, which usually is a roaring success until that evening when the demons present themselves almost mokingly showing me the attractive hula woman or the pretty ship on the label, reminding me of that sweet taste... i could go on!
oh please do go on. nothing quite like the clarity of a drinker distilled/fermented/whatever through the downing of copious amounts of gin, vodka, or my personal favourite, scotch.
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take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
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So you have drinks to take the edge off? Oh man, I'm going to try this one
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
None of it tastes good to me. I can't even stand the smell of beer or wine. I wish I could drink because sometimes I think it might help take the "edge off."
How old are you?
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
Just curious, because up until I was about 23, I didn't like drinking at all.. It all became acquired, but I only like beer and red wine... not to turn you into an alcy or anything..
Jeff is a day younger than me!
Copy cat..
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
Crap that's old..well I mean in relevant terms
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
HEY!!! Ok, I'm figuring you're drunk and blabbering like a fool!!!
Just kidding - I'm an old lady!!!!
It is funny that both you and Ocean asked the same question at the same time!!
I'll refrain from being mean for once and wish you a good night
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
And to you too
I had mono once (never been so sick in my life) and took a hit of acid and drank a bunch of 100 proof vodka and by the time I came down I was totally on the mend.
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take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
just love those shitty bottles of rum!
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take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
any port in storm thats what i say! i was gutted the windowlene had run out
To break down borders and realise that we are one species and then the true patriotism comes from pride and love of the human race, not from the tribes of which we currently are divided, open your eyes your mind will see! - ME
im not done until i wake up and realise its sunday when i thought it was saturday.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
a week sunday, now thats when i know its time to take a good look at myself!
To break down borders and realise that we are one species and then the true patriotism comes from pride and love of the human race, not from the tribes of which we currently are divided, open your eyes your mind will see! - ME
look? by then who can open their eyelids to have a look at themselves(and lets face it, tis hardly ever good). my eyeballs hurt. my skin is screaming and im nothing but vapours anyway .
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
and i'm trying to build the confidence up to get that severely needed glass of water which may just go some way towards my new health plan, starting as of now, which usually is a roaring success until that evening when the demons present themselves almost mokingly showing me the attractive hula woman or the pretty ship on the label, reminding me of that sweet taste... i could go on!
To break down borders and realise that we are one species and then the true patriotism comes from pride and love of the human race, not from the tribes of which we currently are divided, open your eyes your mind will see! - ME
oh please do go on.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say