Haha That's probably the reason why my history with women is marginally more tragic than the Battle of the Somme. Who would have thought they DON'T like being corrected?
Hey, wait til they reach the age when they like doing crosswords all day...you'll be more desirable to them than James Bond with a pocket full of chocolate.
maybe you should try the old fashioned approach for now, teach them how to hold a pool cue or something
Hey, wait til they reach the age when they like doing crosswords all day...you'll be more desirable to them than James Bond with a pocket full of chocolate.
maybe you should try the old fashioned approach for now, teach them how to hold a pool cue or something
I tried that very thing the other day while playing pairs. The only problem was, even though I was on fire and sunk 5 balls in a row, the girl who was my partner ended up losing us the game and the tips I gave her just seemed patronising :D
Waiting for the crossword years it is then...
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
Hey, wait til they reach the age when they like doing crosswords all day...you'll be more desirable to them than James Bond with a pocket full of chocolate.
maybe you should try the old fashioned approach for now, teach them how to hold a pool cue or something
No, we really love being corrected....Jamie just hasn't found the right girl yet.
We also like to be told what to do and who we can talk to.
It is all about the man.
What about you Jamieuk? Any crushes?
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
you know...I am pretty sure that the bottom one was really just tryin to be a tease...
on a completely different note...um, do you know what the contact rules are on those photo safaris?
man the commentary alone on that made me freakin bust up! not sure what the contact rules are on safari, but hey, if there's a carload of people watching elephants bang, then i'm sure there's bound to be some penis envy somewhere in the backseat!!!
No, we really love being corrected....Jamie just hasn't found the right girl yet.
We also like to be told what to do and who we can talk to.
It is all about the man.
What about you Jamieuk? Any crushes?
You do know I was kidding right? :)
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
man the commentary alone on that made me freakin bust up! not sure what the contact rules are on safari, but hey, if there's a carload of people watching elephants bang, then i'm sure there's bound to be some penis envy somewhere in the backseat!!!
I am guaranteeing you there is penis envy right here in California...did you see the way it swings around???!!
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"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
No, we really love being corrected....Jamie just hasn't found the right girl yet.
We also like to be told what to do and who we can talk to.
It is all about the man.
What about you Jamieuk? Any crushes?
He's too smart to fall for your ploy Trixiecat, he doesn't believe everything you tell him.
Me, on the otherhand.....different story
There are people in the pit, mostly in the MT section, that I would love to take on a long scenic walk into the vast wilderness near my home... but I'm just a romantic that way.
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You guys are all so obvious.
But seeing as I would be your Mrs Robinson, I would be the teacher, yes?
First lesson, tell us we are lovely.
This is now my favourite thread ever
ahem.
"Jesus loves you more than you will know"
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
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OOOOH just like big love. fine but im margie. i love her. no way am i being nicki hahah.
wait how can we be sister wives if theres no hubby??
Hey, wait til they reach the age when they like doing crosswords all day...you'll be more desirable to them than James Bond with a pocket full of chocolate.
maybe you should try the old fashioned approach for now, teach them how to hold a pool cue or something
you really ARE the monkey slapper, ain'tcha?!??!
you know...I am pretty sure that the bottom one was really just tryin to be a tease...
on a completely different note...um, do you know what the contact rules are on those photo safaris?
Waiting for the crossword years it is then...
We also like to be told what to do and who we can talk to.
It is all about the man.
What about you Jamieuk? Any crushes?
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
man the commentary alone on that made me freakin bust up! not sure what the contact rules are on safari, but hey, if there's a carload of people watching elephants bang, then i'm sure there's bound to be some penis envy somewhere in the backseat!!!
Sorry about the pool game.
I like when men try and teach me things.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
it would be very hard for me to have several women to choose from pleasing, but i think i can take one for the team here.
:eek:
...like a frightened firehose!!!!
He's too smart to fall for your ploy Trixiecat, he doesn't believe everything you tell him.
Me, on the otherhand.....different story
But seeing as I would be your Mrs Robinson, I would be the teacher, yes?
First lesson, tell us we are lovely.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
Or at least he did.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
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I wouldn't put out for him, so he moved on
Now he and I both might have a crush on you.
(he is going to kill me for this.....:eek: )
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
i knew it...you're a tease
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does anyone know how to contact her since she doesnt come here anymore
Take my hand, my child of love
Come step inside my tears
Swim the magic ocean,
I've been crying all these years
ahem.
"Jesus loves you more than you will know"
shaddup......you love it really
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
that's okay, I can be shared around
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ok, but dunk gets the sloppy seconds.
(he is REALLY going to kill me now)
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
i could teach you how to fish
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*^this means I am completely lost for words*