Shit, there's a zombie thread for you. Did you wake up from a dream at 2:37 am this morning with that joke on the brain?
in all honesty i saw that 400lb thread title... and then thought 'crush' and then knew this thread was in the ether somewhere... then i thought about cheerleaders for a bit... then i posted my comment.
i've also just wondered how many people think your username is "eyed claar" you know as in 2 seperate words... but really its a play on "i declare"
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
in all honesty i saw that 400lb thread title... and then though 'crush' and then knew this thread was in the ether somewhere... then i thought about cheerleaders for a bit... then i posted my comment.
i've also just wondered how many people think your username is eyed claar you know as in 2 seperate words... but really its a play on "i declare"
I think people miss it at first and then gradually figure it out... or not. It's spelled dclaar instead of declare on purpose but I can't tell you why. Government secret... shhhhhhhhhhh.
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i really know nothing about SENROCK! except that she likes to center her posts, so i'm gonna have to say no.
but i'll give you a clue: she's hot!
is it the girl who studies volcanoes?
Senrock also likes to spell things with a wacky xxx thing thrown in... thats why Eyed likes her... he's a sucker for Scrabble players.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
i really know nothing about SENROCK! except that she likes to center her posts, so i'm gonna have to say no.
but i'll give you a clue: she's hot!
Doesn't help me much. I don't know what anyone in here really looks like. I'm pretty sure there isn't a single person in this pit that I'd recognize even if they were sitting in the chair across from my desk.
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no crushes, just lusts. calling it what they are. and for the record, i do not have man lust for dunk.
denial is the last refuge of the jealous smuggler... or something.
i used to have some lusts as well.. not any more... hmmmm... although i can think of one who i'd like to deliver some fresh haggis to.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
there should be a thread entitled "Ever hook up with someone from the pit?"
the thing about Pit women is that they lie to us men... they say a good sense of humour is what they look for in a guy and this just isnt true.
i once spent about 3 hours making this girl laugh in a bar once... things were going well... then i suggested going back to hers... and she laughed.. then she said 'nah i'm going to go home with this more attractive guy over here.. . but you can come back with us and hide under the bed and whisper jokes to me?"
bitch!!! :mad:
yeah i still went though.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
nice dunk! any ladies want to admit they have a crush on dunk now??? he can perform under the most strenous situations...for example - watching rugby, drinking beer, and engaging in sexual congress all at the same time!
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in all honesty i saw that 400lb thread title... and then thought 'crush' and then knew this thread was in the ether somewhere... then i thought about cheerleaders for a bit... then i posted my comment.
i've also just wondered how many people think your username is "eyed claar" you know as in 2 seperate words... but really its a play on "i declare"
didn't she got banned?
thats how i read it....
“The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.” - Albert Camus
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It's Dunk isn't it? Dammit, he gets all the chicks. Wait, are you a chick?
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Let me check...
Whoa, it's massive.
Nope, definitely not a chick!
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does she know? and does she crush right back at ye?
Sorry about that. Funny how for no reason at all I assign genders to people when I really have no fucking clue. Ok then, my next guess is... SENROCK!
Just to let you know though, you'll probably have to wait in line.
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nah i don't think she knows, and if she's crushing back at me she's definitely quiet about it.
“The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.” - Albert Camus
i really know nothing about SENROCK! except that she likes to center her posts, so i'm gonna have to say no.
but i'll give you a clue: she's hot!
“The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.” - Albert Camus
is it the girl who studies volcanoes?
Senrock also likes to spell things with a wacky xxx thing thrown in... thats why Eyed likes her... he's a sucker for Scrabble players.
Doesn't help me much. I don't know what anyone in here really looks like. I'm pretty sure there isn't a single person in this pit that I'd recognize even if they were sitting in the chair across from my desk.
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It's worth like a million points if you can work the triple x into an actual game. I've only seen it done 7 times in my whole life.
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Yeah, I had her beat last night but at the last second she finished her tiles and took me down. She is a formidable opponent.
Tonight she is going down!!! (That's right, I said it)
no crushes, just lusts. calling it what they are. and for the record, i do not have man lust for dunk.
no crushes no, your sig tells all we have to know and already know about you, you animal!!!!!
dammit! freakin john lennon gets me every time.
how 'bout a nice backrub linda???
You caught me...
/sarcasm
denial is the last refuge of the jealous smuggler... or something.
i used to have some lusts as well.. not any more... hmmmm... although i can think of one who i'd like to deliver some fresh haggis to.
You can never have me Dunk. Stop dreaming.
i wish i came up with that one...:D
Don't be afraid to also tell Dunk that. He actually keeps track and at last count was over the 75,000 mark.
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that one i could contribute something to.
the thing about Pit women is that they lie to us men... they say a good sense of humour is what they look for in a guy and this just isnt true.
i once spent about 3 hours making this girl laugh in a bar once... things were going well... then i suggested going back to hers... and she laughed.. then she said 'nah i'm going to go home with this more attractive guy over here.. . but you can come back with us and hide under the bed and whisper jokes to me?"
bitch!!! :mad:
yeah i still went though.
or is that me?
And why, why, why????? did this get dug up?????
drunken ramblings..
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
you drinkin already? take a bikeride down to the corner, eh?