That's the greatest youtube clip ever.....not you cranking it, but the monkey sex.
"Who be playin...keep off my monkey balls."
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
Mmmmm, *kiss* this is some good monkey pussy. Hold on baby.
What? Oh crap this is a freaky thread
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
Ahahahahaha I just played that with Sigur Ros in the background. it was besautifully atmospheric.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
The audio should have been a hidden track on Riot Act. It would have saved the album. Sadly it was not......and it didn't. - Speedy McCready
I liked riot act. so sue me.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
Oh yeah sorry, didn't notice.... well speedy can go and suck a monkey!
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
After much deliberation and study of hair growth, especially on the back, it was determined that Speedy is in fact a monkey.
Well if he;d be willing to lose a rib, he can go suck himself!
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
Wow! That wasn't at all a waste of my precious life.
I don't know how you find this shit..........says the guy who posts 2 monkeys fucking.
awww come on now. that song is awesome...it was sent to me because it is the type of humor that will totally work on me and getcha an e-ticket into my pants. (where you will have to do ferocious battle with the tentacles, and a few very unhappy leprechauns.)
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
awww come on now. that song is awesome...it was sent to me because it is the type of humor that will totally work on me and getcha an e-ticket into my pants. (where you will have to do ferocious battle with the tentacles, and a few very unhappy leprechauns.)
I have a few crushes from here.. unfortunately I've never meet any of them.. the curse of the internet is that you meet people who live light years away..
I'm sure this sorta thing CAN happen... but there are a few people I've met who are NOTHING like their internet persona, many of them are and many of them are much much better that they come across. It could work, it could work out better than you thought or you could meet the person and they may seem like a stranger.
The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
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ohhhh wait for it, son...
I haven't even told y'all about my homecoming dance.
Carrie and the pig blood??? MEH...that aint the right kind of bodily fluid.
"Who be playin...keep off my monkey balls."
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
You could write a book that would make Stephen King look like a Highlights for Children article writer.
True Story:)
Why would you start was has no end?
Mmmmm, *kiss* this is some good monkey pussy. Hold on baby.
Why would you start was has no end?
I just forwarded this... fricking hilarious! From when he kissed her privates to when the outsider grabbed his nads...
If only 'man' was as open with his sentiments...
do you have any more?
What? Oh crap this is a freaky thread
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
I don't know of any. There are some real funny David Blaine spoofs you need to check out though.
Why would you start was has no end?
Watch this clip. It will catch you up to speed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13YtT5RElwo
Why would you start was has no end?
I can't imagine David Blaine being naughty...
well, I can but it's only in my private thoughts...
They're funny. Not naughty. Unless you like gay men coming home from shopping.
Why would you start was has no end?
Ahahahahaha I just played that with Sigur Ros in the background. it was besautifully atmospheric.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
The audio should have been a hidden track on Riot Act. It would have saved the album. Sadly it was not......and it didn't. - Speedy McCready
Why would you start was has no end?
I liked riot act. so sue me.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
I didn't say that. Speedy did;)
Why would you start was has no end?
Oh yeah sorry, didn't notice.... well speedy can go and suck a monkey!
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
After much deliberation and study of hair growth, especially on the back, it was determined that Speedy is in fact a monkey.
Why would you start was has no end?
Well if he;d be willing to lose a rib, he can go suck himself!
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
I don't know if we can still be friends. :rolleyes:
aye!
Wow! That wasn't at all a waste of my precious life.
I don't know how you find this shit..........says the guy who posts 2 monkeys fucking.
Why would you start was has no end?
that song is in my head now. AAAA
awww come on now. that song is awesome...it was sent to me because it is the type of humor that will totally work on me and getcha an e-ticket into my pants. (where you will have to do ferocious battle with the tentacles, and a few very unhappy leprechauns.)
This post is useless without pics;)
I won't be opening the motherfucker though:)
Why would you start was has no end?
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you