Is it possible to develop a crush without actually seeing the person? I don't care how cool someoned seemed "on the Internet", I'd be worried the person looked like an ogre until I actually saw them.
That's why I always require nude photos up front.
When it comes to myself, well, I'm a beautiful man, multi-talented, and I have a 9 inch tongue that's split at the end like a cobra. Need I say more?
its probably me... yes i now know you're a guy... but you know... sometimes i get quite drunk... its all good
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Um..he never said anything about sloppy...
Oh the college memories are flowing now.
God that was awesome.
For anyone still in college reading this....take advantage of the feast laid before you. But use protection...it is the best time of your life...:)
Mookie....was I right?
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
Um..he never said anything about sloppy...
Oh the college memories are flowing now.
God that was awesome.
For anyone still in college reading this....take advantage of the feast laid before you. But use protection...it is the best time of your life...:)
Mookie....was I right?
Sorry. When you said Dunkman and Drunk I just automatically envisioned sloppy being part of the mix! Second dream ruined for me today! First you're not 9 feet tall and now this! Check you pm's to see if you were right!
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
Sorry. When you said Dunkman and Drunk I just automatically envisioned sloppy being part of the mix! Second dream ruined for me today! First you're not 9 feet tall and now this! Check you pm's to see if you were right!
What was the second thing???
And I am 9 feet tall in that picture.
I also have a large red nose and big clown shoes.
I am a mess.
So it is true...I was right.
I will tell Lou next time I talk to him.
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
What was the second thing???
And I am 9 feet tall in that picture.
I also have a large red nose and big clown shoes.
The second thing was Dunk not being sloppy (rather something I conjured up). As to you in big clown shoes and a large red nose, stop or I'll be headed for #4 on the day!
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
The second thing was Dunk not being sloppy (rather something I conjured up). As to you in big clown shoes and a large red nose, stop or I'll be headed for #4 on the day!
Funny...the other J was intrigued by the clown shoes too.
lol
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
Oh no..you're pissed again aren't you..? the festivus skin is nice though...I can see what you are saying about it.....mmmmmm.
Pissed isn't the word for it... yet... but there's still time!
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
I loooovvvveee you ....
I cannot stand the festivus skin...it is so busy.
Oh yeah... I forgot.... the festivus skin, and TrixieCat.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
C'mon....busy, busy, busy....I keep trying...I am an avocado lite girl.
Who do you have a crush on HLF???
I really cannnot stand your ex...biatch.
Hmmm.... I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
The only person in here who is worthy of my affections.. is me
I. am. mine.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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Really?
I won't be able to tease it out of you because I'm already drinking so I have all the subtlety of, erm, Howard Stern?
Energy for my girl?!? Three times is just a warm-up!
And who's my crush?
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
That's why I always require nude photos up front.
When it comes to myself, well, I'm a beautiful man, multi-talented, and I have a 9 inch tongue that's split at the end like a cobra. Need I say more?
Why would you start was has no end?
its probably me... yes i now know you're a guy... but you know... sometimes i get quite drunk... its all good
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
Drunk and sloppy?!?! Just how I like'em!
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
Oh the college memories are flowing now.
God that was awesome.
For anyone still in college reading this....take advantage of the feast laid before you. But use protection...it is the best time of your life...:)
Mookie....was I right?
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
Sorry. When you said Dunkman and Drunk I just automatically envisioned sloppy being part of the mix! Second dream ruined for me today! First you're not 9 feet tall and now this! Check you pm's to see if you were right!
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
lol!
8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
10/10 - Brad in B'more
And I am 9 feet tall in that picture.
I also have a large red nose and big clown shoes.
I am a mess.
So it is true...I was right.
I will tell Lou next time I talk to him.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
lol
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Grrrr......:)
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
I bet he didn't tell you how we both have restraining orders against us from Barnum and Bailey, did he?
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
Oh no..you're pissed again aren't you..? the festivus skin is nice though...I can see what you are saying about it.....mmmmmm.
Pissed isn't the word for it... yet... but there's still time!
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Reminds of a Simpson's episode. Sorry if I flub the lines Simpson's purists:
Lisa to Millhouse: I always thought of you as more of a big sister.
Millhouse: Why does everybody say that?!
She's not a silly girl!
I loooovvvveee you ....
I cannot stand the festivus skin...it is so busy.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
Oh yeah... I forgot.... the festivus skin, and TrixieCat.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Who do you have a crush on HLF???
I really cannnot stand your ex...biatch.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
Hmmm.... I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
The only person in here who is worthy of my affections.. is me
I. am. mine.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
i know..
I just meant that you're not silly enough to patronise a guy like that.
Hey I'm dangerously close to a landmark post...where should I stick it?
it is a healthy girl crush, but please know this...I would become a lesbian in a heartbeat for that one
I dont think she is a poster here...but I just really have to say that again.
woah cant wait for sweeney todd!!!!!!