well I have the swooning crushes on plenty of men here, but a "I wish I could fuck you raw sort of poontastic gorilla threeway with whipped topping and maybe a wiffle bat??" feeling, nah.
I dont think that is a crush anyway...
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
well I have the swooning crushes on plenty of men here, but a "I wish I could fuck you raw sort of poontastic gorilla threeway with whipped topping and maybe a wiffle bat??" feeling, nah.
I dont think that is a crush anyway...
LMAO!!!!
I will be what i could be
Once I get out of this town
They do but you have to go into the shitty London boroughs for it...
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
It was a long, long time ago. I actually flew across the country to meet this person --in person--and when I met them, I didn't feel like I was coming home. I felt like I was meeting a stranger.
It goes across the 'norm' here but I can't help it. I didn't feel what I thought I would feel. Live and learn, I guess. I still get teary-eyed thinking about it all...
It really sucked so internet crushes are B.S. for me. Give me flesh-and-blood, anyday.
What a crazy old thread here, haha. I think I actually posted in here before, but 64 pages is a bit much to read through. But yes, a crush developed from someone I met here that continues to this day [and more].
I agree. I'm tapping out if I see gorilla dick. That's too much even for me.....and I'm fucking gross.
now i got this visual of a gorilla bent over a coinstar machine. and it reminds me i need to cash in a bucket of pennies. and glad that even you have a limit. lol
now i got this visual of a gorilla bent over a coinstar machine. and it reminds me i need to cash in a bucket of pennies. and glad that even you have a limit. lol
I agree. I'm tapping out if I see gorilla dick. That's too much even for me.....and I'm fucking gross.
gross? gorilla on gorilla on man on gorilla on gerbil on gorilla on trannie on woman action is a beautiful wonder of nature...add some mayo, a tennis racket, and a pair of jumper cables (with the festiva's engine running)
and you just got a glimpse of my prom night.
*misty eyed* dammit, I miss living so close to a zoo.
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
now i got this visual of a gorilla bent over a coinstar machine. and it reminds me i need to cash in a bucket of pennies. and glad that even you have a limit. lol
I thought I was the only one with that porno vid..
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
gross? gorilla on gorilla on man on gorilla on gerbil on gorilla on trannie on woman action is a beautiful wonder of nature...add some mayo, a tennis racket, and a pair of jumper cables (with the festiva's engine running)
and you just got a glimpse of my prom night.
*misty eyed* dammit, I miss living so close to a zoo.
That post made me so horny.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
gross? gorilla on gorilla on man on gorilla on gerbil on gorilla on trannie on woman action is a beautiful wonder of nature...add some mayo, a tennis racket, and a pair of jumper cables (with the festiva's engine running)
and you just got a glimpse of my prom night.
*misty eyed* dammit, I miss living so close to a zoo.
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I dont think that is a crush anyway...
Once I get out of this town
9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
why doesn't hallmark have cards that say this? :(
They do but you have to go into the shitty London boroughs for it...
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
i'll just make my own. damnit. *off to draw a wiffle bat*
:cool:
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
"Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95
It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
Once I get out of this town
9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
i know i know. i didnt want to be open about it but i cant help it, youre far too wonderful!!!
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
"Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95
It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
It was a long, long time ago. I actually flew across the country to meet this person --in person--and when I met them, I didn't feel like I was coming home. I felt like I was meeting a stranger.
It goes across the 'norm' here but I can't help it. I didn't feel what I thought I would feel. Live and learn, I guess. I still get teary-eyed thinking about it all...
It really sucked so internet crushes are B.S. for me. Give me flesh-and-blood, anyday.
Sorry for the seriousness!
A porilla is a poor gorilla with no money;)
Fucking speed typing.
Why would you start was has no end?
not right at this moment anyway.
I agree. I'm tapping out if I see gorilla dick. That's too much even for me.....and I'm fucking gross.
Why would you start was has no end?
This is for you chiqui;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13YtT5RElwo
Why would you start was has no end?
gross? gorilla on gorilla on man on gorilla on gerbil on gorilla on trannie on woman action is a beautiful wonder of nature...add some mayo, a tennis racket, and a pair of jumper cables (with the festiva's engine running)
and you just got a glimpse of my prom night.
*misty eyed* dammit, I miss living so close to a zoo.
I thought I was the only one with that porno vid..
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
That post made me so horny.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
I wish I hadn't opened that....
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
I was allllll down but now I'm picturing other-mammal dick.
Happy Holidays!
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..and whacked it..
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
That's the greatest youtube clip ever.....not you cranking it, but the monkey sex.
Why would you start was has no end?
I am officially terrified of you now;)
Why would you start was has no end?
Those look like my balls. As blue as the ocean:)
Why would you start was has no end?